No, this has nothing to do with your knowledge of basic biology. Let's talk about something far more interesting: cell phones!
GENERAL QUESTIONS
1. Do you have a cell phone?
2a. If "yes" to #1, what model and color is it?
2b. If "no" to #1, why not?
3. What do you think your cell phone (or lack thereof) says about you?
4. How often do you use your cell phone? For what purposes do you use it?
5. Are you planning to get a new cell phone any time soon?
POKEMONIZED QUESTIONS
6. Did you use the cell phone feature on the Pokegear in GSC? How much did you use it? For what did you use it?
7. Do you like the Match Call system in Emerald? And do you wish there had been some other equivalent of the cell phone in later games?
8. Why do you think that in the Pokemon world, where characters carry around and toss about super-advanced spheres capable of absorbing gigantic beasts into their tiny frames, nobody seems to have a simple cell phone?
And here are my answers...
GENERAL QUESTIONS
1. Yes. Why would I create a poll about cell phones if I didn't?
2a. It's an ancient, beat-to-heck dark blue Nokia.
3. It says, "This guy doesn't care about being trendy and probably doesn't use his cell phone very much, either." Also, "Does this battered brick actually work?"
4. I don't use it all that often for calls. Frankly, I probably play backgammon on it more. When you're sitting around waiting for an appointment or something, there's nothing better than trashing intermediate mode a few times.
5. When this one breaks, sure. Until then... why?
POKEMONIZED QUESTIONS
6. Yeah, I used it a fair amount. Most of the time it was for entertainment, although I got a little hardcore for awhile once I found out that your "friends" occasionally find elemental stones.
7. Match Call was decent, but it just wasn't the same. I really wish Gamefreak would bring the cell phone back. Maybe when they complete the fourth-gen trio...
8. I'm guessing everyone except Ash decides to pack a Psychic-type. Telepathy for the win, baby!