The Funny Chat Quotes Thread REVIVED!

[mr_pikachu]

Okay, you know how this works. If you have a funny quote from a chat, we want to see it. Go!


(3:26:28 AM) Brian: There's a phrase over here: "April showers bring May flowers." Or some such cheesy nonsense.
(3:26:41 AM) Brian: I just want to know who April and May are.
(3:27:31 AM) Brian: I mean, are we talking a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Pokemon crossover, or...?
(3:27:39 AM) Gavin: XD
(3:27:52 AM) Gavin: April O'Neill was awesome
(3:28:19 AM) Brian: And why are they talking about April showering? TMNT was a kids' show, dang it!
(3:28:47 AM) Gavin: mmm ... april ... showering

[shazza]

(01:09:04a) <@shazza> (05:32:42p) <+firepokemon> I hate wearing watches I only lose them
(01:09:04a) <@shazza> (05:32:55p) <@Kiyone> why
(01:09:04a) <@shazza> (05:33:20p) <+firepokemon> because I lose them
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:33:27p) <@Kiyone> why
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:33:45p) <+firepokemon> because they go ****ing missing
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:14p) <@shazza> how
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:16p) <@shazza> you put it on your wrist
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:17p) <@shazza> it stays there
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:43p) <+firepokemon> but it ****ing doesn't
(01:09:05a) <@shazza> (05:37:50p) <+firepokemon> god shut the **** up already
(01:09:06a) <@shazza> lol
(01:22:21a) <&dimeat> fp is retarded confirmed
(01:22:50a) <&kainashi> go **** yourself, dimeat!
(01:25:15a) <&dimeat> nou
(01:55:40a) <@shazza> (that was 4 years ago)
(01:57:24a) <&kainashi> lol
(01:57:36a) <&kainashi> fp seems to have calmed down a lot these days!
(02:00:02a) <@shazza> o rly
(02:00:04a) <@shazza> Oh so funny Shazza, how fucking hilarious of you. I don't give a shit about my signatures, I've always had shitty signatures, I just don't have the talent to make a good one.
(02:00:09a) <@shazza> (that was 12 hours ago)
(02:02:52a) <&kainashi> maybe not then

[firepokemon]

^ Bah. What does Lugia mean I seem more calm. I am always fucking calm. What I would love to know is why was that copied into the chat anyway Shazza?

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This one isn't very funny just some nostalgic memory of pokemasters chatroom when most americans/canadians and british people are in bed. Thanks to Aeriana her lovely logs.


[19:53:14] *** firepokemon (familylake@=1x763-12-488-151.dialup.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network)))
[19:53:19] <@Aeriana> o_O
[19:53:28] <+Trillix147> o.O
[19:53:32] <@Aeriana> What the hell did they do dat fer...
[19:53:35] <CuteMisty> O.o
[19:53:55] <CubeGamer> cuz teh ircops r b**ches
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[19:53:57] <@Ninetales3001> no wonder hes sad
[19:54:00] <+Trillix147> wb FP..
[19:54:02] <@firepokemon> what the hell why was I akilled
[19:54:04] <@Ninetales3001> fp what did u do?!
[19:54:08] <Omega_Weapon> you a legend fp
[19:54:09] <@firepokemon> I dont bloody know
[19:54:17] <@firepokemon> I'm gonna flame services
[19:54:17] <@Aeriana> Go to spiderslair and ask.
[19:54:25] <@Ninetales3001> it didnt even say a reasoj
[19:54:27] <@Ninetales3001> *reason
[19:54:34] <Omega_Weapon> fp is the best
[19:54:40] <CuteMisty> stop sucking up
[19:54:48] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[19:54:51] <+Trillix147> yah...
[19:54:59] <CuteMisty> sucking up gets ya no where
[19:55:00] <CubeGamer> it gets annoying
[19:55:04] <CubeGamer> if you didnt notice
[19:55:06] <+Trillix147> it does..
[19:55:15] <CubeGamer> did i suck up to get my piece of power?
[19:55:17] <CubeGamer> nope.
[19:55:17] * +Trillix147 glares at Omega_Weapon
[19:55:21] <+Trillix147> lol
[19:55:24] <DeSoLaToR> yeah ya did cg
[19:55:27] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[19:55:29] <+Trillix147> lol
[19:55:32] <CubeGamer> not to aeri
[19:55:37] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[19:55:40] <@firepokemon> I am not vopping anyone for one week
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[19:55:50] <+Trillix147> aaah...
[19:56:04] <@firepokemon> spiderslair are useless
[19:56:05] <CubeGamer> fp - yer an sop?
[19:56:08] <@firepokemon> no
[19:56:11] <@firepokemon> I mean voicing
[19:56:15] <@firepokemon> if I was sop
[19:56:19] <CubeGamer> oh.
[19:56:19] <Pikapeace007> sup
[19:56:20] <@firepokemon> I would readd someone's UOp
[19:56:27] <DuoMaxwe||> <firepokemon> spiderslair are useless<-----> why?
[19:56:33] <CubeGamer> thats why i need to find another 3k np
[19:56:34] <Omega_Weapon> see ya fp and everyone
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[19:56:42] <@Aeriana> fp, what did the spiderslair people say?
[19:56:54] <@firepokemon> nothing
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[19:56:58] <@firepokemon> thats why
[19:57:04] <+Trillix147> ahh..
[19:57:05] <@Aeriana> Well, wait fer an answer. o_O
[19:57:11] <vidgamergbc> hi
[19:57:14] <+Trillix147> hi
[19:57:16] <@firepokemon> like they're going to give one
[19:57:16] <+Trillix147> o.O
[19:57:26] <@Aeriana> Opers are $%#$%@#$s...
[19:57:28] *** CuteMisty is now known as CM`Bored
[19:57:37] <@Aeriana> Maybe some moron made a typo.
[19:57:43] * CubeGamer is an oper at his server.
[19:57:48] <CubeGamer> an i one of them?
[19:58:16] *** Pikapeace007 (quickchat@212.150.202.EK3=) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
[19:58:37] <@Aeriana> I am talking to webnet opers.
[19:58:44] <+Trillix147> ok..
[19:58:52] <+Trillix147> they sayin anythin interestin?
[19:59:30] <@firepokemon> someone claims to be an oper
[19:59:31] <@firepokemon> there
[19:59:36] <+Trillix147> oooh..
[19:59:53] <CubeGamer> whois them.
[20:00:37] *** CubeGamer is now known as CG[away]
[20:00:58] *** Nite[TibSun] is now known as NiteRaider
[20:01:46] <@firepokemon> one threated to akill me
[20:01:47] <@firepokemon> LOL
[20:01:52] *** CM`Bored is now known as CuteMisty
[20:01:55] <+Trillix147> lol..
[20:01:57] <CG[away]> lol
[20:01:58] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ]
[20:02:12] <CG[away]> i got akilled from a server for asking for help
[20:02:18] <+[T]hunder[X]> o
[20:02:21] <+[T]hunder[X]> _O
[20:02:49] <@firepokemon> <nikb> if you still don't believe me i'll akill you for 5 minutes and see if that does anything for me
[20:02:57] <@Aeriana> nikb is an IRCop.
[20:03:09] <@Aeriana> He's a server admin of... err.. I forgot which server.
[20:03:22] <@firepokemon> I know
[20:03:26] <@firepokemon> now
[20:03:32] <@Aeriana> Why didn't he justify why they were akilled?
[20:03:51] <@firepokemon> um he just said others using xtra were banned earlier
[20:04:16] <@Aeriana> Some stupid Oper probably akilled the whole .dialup.xtra.co.nz
[20:04:25] <+Trillix147> aah...
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[20:04:33] <+Trillix147> hi there sailor g
[20:04:44] <sailor_G> hi
[20:04:50] <@firepokemon> Nine got his nick banned there LOL
[20:04:53] *** Aeriana is now known as Aeri^Cooking
[20:05:18] <CG[away]> looool
[20:05:34] <@firepokemon> he prolly thinks I'm some 10 year old
[20:05:44] <CG[away]> LOL
[20:05:45] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ]
[20:05:59] <@firepokemon> because I came in and acted like a stereotypical pokemon fan
[20:06:05] <CG[away]> lol
[20:06:06] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ]
[20:06:06] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[20:06:10] <+[T]hunder[X]> you know what would be really stupid
[20:06:19] <@firepokemon> <mirc-freedom> i think i should go straigt to ircop admin LOL
[20:06:19] <+[T]hunder[X]> if someone akilled *!*@*
[20:06:28] <+Trillix147> yeh...
[20:06:38] *** Ninetales3001 (pacl@=Ilao-yag-gew-n32-47-57.look.ca) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (congratulations, you've been killed. If you message me one more time, your domain will be perm akilled))
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[20:06:45] *** firepokemon sets mode: +v Ninetales3001
[20:06:48] <@Ninetales3001> yay hehe
[20:06:50] <CG[away]> b*stard..
[20:06:50] <CuteMisty> o.O
[20:06:56] <CG[away]> its nikb
[20:07:03] <+Trillix147> -.o jerkoff..
[20:07:05] <DeSoLaToR> lol
[20:07:10] <@Ninetales3001> i know i finally purswaded her to kill me
[20:07:15] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:07:16] <+[T]hunder[X]> nikb is an idiot
[20:07:21] * @firepokemon huggles Nine
[20:07:24] * CG[away] should really fix his cloner and load up 900 on the opers.
[20:07:41] <CG[away]> like that malay dude =)
[20:07:48] <+[T]hunder[X]> thats abuse of power [04:06:AM] *** Ninetales3001 (pacl@=F1nz-lgq-giv-w67-28-02.look.ca) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (congratulations, you've been killed. If you message me one more time, your domain will be perm akilled))
[20:07:55] <@firepokemon> spiderslair is funny
[20:08:05] <@Ninetales3001> lol ill report himher to operabuse
[20:08:06] <CG[away]> goto #operabuse!
[20:08:06] *** CG[away] was kicked by Carrots (Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -Stephen Leacock {Kick Number 7896)
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[20:08:07] *** Aeri^Cooking sets mode: +u CG[away]
[20:08:08] <@Ninetales3001> j/k
[20:08:14] <CG[away]> do it
[20:08:20] <CG[away]> it's operabuse
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[20:08:30] <@Ninetales3001> i asked to be killed tho
[20:08:32] *** CuteMisty is now known as CM[AwAy]
[20:08:32] <CG[away]> or email operabuse@webchat.org
[20:08:37] *** Aeri^Cooking is now known as Aeriana
[20:08:38] <CG[away]> its still abuse
[20:08:44] <@Aeriana> Domain perm akilled my ARSE!
[20:08:53] <@firepokemon> ?
[20:08:53] <@Ninetales3001> if my domain was perm akilled, wouldnt everyone else at look.ca be akilled as well?
[20:09:01] <@firepokemon> yes
[20:09:02] <+[T]hunder[X]> lol...i am messing with nikb so bad
[20:09:04] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:09:07] *** CM[AwAy] (LEGIONNAIR@=N3y27-bm51-vsj.alphalink.com.au) Quit (Excess flood)
[20:09:09] <@firepokemon> they did that with C_W earlier
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[20:09:13] <@Ninetales3001> hey
[20:09:17] <@Ninetales3001> ill try to get akilled
[20:09:18] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:09:24] <@Ninetales3001> ^^
[20:09:28] *** [T]hunder[X] (ThunderXtr@=mvyo-70-787-06.chicago-n.navipath.net) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (Are you sure you are an ircop?))
[20:09:30] <+Trillix147> ~ ^ g-luck
[20:09:33] <@firepokemon> lol
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[20:09:34] *** Sami{AsleepDreamingofShuan} sets mode: +v [T][X][Movie]
[20:09:35] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:09:38] <+[T][X][Movie]> =)
[20:09:40] <@firepokemon> this is funny
[20:09:43] <@Aeriana> lol
[20:09:44] * +Trillix147 pokes nikb
[20:09:45] <@Ninetales3001> i should have done that
[20:09:46] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:09:47] * CG[away] has been akilled =)
[20:09:51] <@Aeriana> Everyone msg nikb. =)
[20:09:54] <CG[away]> i tryed to flood aeri off =)
[20:09:58] <+Trillix147> aww..
[20:10:02] <+[T][X][Movie]> That was fun!
[20:10:05] <@Ninetales3001> everyone type: /msg nikb can i be killed?
[20:10:05] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:10:13] <@Aeriana> WTF st00pid services.
[20:10:16] <CG[away]> 1 4m s700p1d
[20:10:19] <+[T][X][Movie]> nine i did it
[20:10:20] <+[T][X][Movie]> !
[20:10:23] <@Ninetales3001> ?
[20:10:26] <CG[away]> whee...
[20:10:27] <@Aeriana> no no no, everyone type in /timer 1 10 .whois nikb =D
[20:10:31] <CG[away]> lol
[20:10:32] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ] lol
[20:10:38] <@firepokemon> nikb> [T][X][Movie]: now, are you still an ircop, or must I kick you harder lamerboy?
[20:10:45] <CG[away]> rofl
[20:11:03] <+[T][X][Movie]> [05:06:AM] <[T][X][Movie]> I am an IRCop You are a peasent clone flooder
[20:11:07] <@Aeriana> lol
[20:11:11] <+Trillix147> ~ ^
[20:11:12] <+[T][X][Movie]> i'm dead
[20:11:12] <CG[away]> i did aeri
[20:11:15] <CG[away]> ^-^
[20:11:19] <@Aeriana> lol CG
[20:11:27] <@Ninetales3001> #spiderslair can't join channel (address is banned)
[20:11:27] *** DeSo[AwAy] (LEGIONNAIR@=qpRIOX-p-687-79-554-49.prem.tmns.net.au) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
[20:11:31] <@Ninetales3001> im banned from there lol
[20:11:36] <CG[away]> * /timer: timer 1 not active <--- ..
[20:11:42] <@Ninetales3001> its only a nick name ban tho
[20:11:49] <CG[away]> change to houndoom
[20:11:51] <CG[away]> >
[20:11:51] <+Trillix147> ahh lol
[20:11:54] <@firepokemon> hes older than 18
[20:12:09] <@Aeriana> nikb is 19
[20:12:14] <@Aeriana> He just went to college last year.
[20:12:19] <@Ninetales3001> nikb is a guy?
[20:12:20] <@Ninetales3001> O.o
[20:12:20] <+[T][X][Movie]> I am an IRCop You are a peasent clone flooder I WILL KILL YOU! /KILL NIKB HAHAHA
[20:12:22] <@firepokemon> <nikb> firepokemon: *grin* you're actually good I like that you are observant (me not being opered up) - lol I forgot to show that one
[20:12:30] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:12:32] *** [T][X][Movie] (ThunderXtr@=BFxf-08-165-89.chicago-n.navipath.net) Quit (Kill by nikb!nikb@=cicxq.all.your.base.are.belong.to.us (You are an idiot with a serious mental problem))
[20:12:34] <@Ninetales3001> i think he loves u
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[20:12:37] *** Sami{AsleepDreamingofShuan} sets mode: +v [T][X][Movie]
[20:12:39] <CG[away]> LOL
[20:12:39] <CG[away]> [ LåügHîñg Oüt LöüÐ ] LOL
[20:12:41] <+[T][X][Movie]> =)
[20:12:42] <CG[away]> rofl!
[20:12:42] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:12:44] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:12:45] *** [T][X][Movie] (ThunderXtr@=32jb-74-869-00.chicago-n.navipath.net) Quit (Kill by OperServ (You are banned from this network)))
[20:12:46] <@Aeriana> Actually CG, /timer 100 10000 whois nikb
[20:12:56] <CG[away]> thats mean >
[20:12:56] <@Aeriana> typo!
[20:13:02] <@Aeriana> like /timer 100 1000 whois nikb
[20:13:05] <CG[away]> im reporting him to operabuse
[20:13:19] <@Aeriana> operabuse dun do jack
[20:13:22] <CG[away]> whats the channel again?
[20:13:24] <@Aeriana> It's just there for the sake of it.
[20:13:26] <@Ninetales3001> go to operabuse
[20:13:30] <@Aeriana> operabuse@webchat.org
[20:13:38] <CG[away]> oh
[20:13:40] <CG[away]> damn
[20:13:42] <CG[away]> not
[20:13:43] <CG[away]> email
[20:13:46] <sailor_G> hmm
[20:13:57] <@Ninetales3001> and say "just because my friend is an idiot with a serious mental problem doesnt mean he should be banned from the network!"
[20:14:12] <+Trillix147> good point..
[20:14:20] <CG[away]> G4m3r says:
[20:14:21] <CG[away]> email operabuse@webchat.org
[20:14:29] <@firepokemon> your a lier aeri
[20:14:30] <CG[away]> Thunder the depressed goldfish says:
[20:14:31] <CG[away]> me?
[20:14:31] <@firepokemon> he is not 19
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[20:14:38] <CG[away]> G4m3r says:
[20:14:38] <CG[away]> u know more than i do
[20:14:39] <cuteIcy-Eevee> asterisk
[20:14:44] <sailor_G> eevvee!!!
[20:14:47] <+Trillix147> hay eevee...?
[20:14:51] <cuteIcy-Eevee> sailor!!!!!!!
[20:14:55] <cuteIcy-Eevee> trill!!!!!!]
[20:14:57] <@Aeriana> fp: go look up opers.webchat.org/index2.html
[20:14:57] * sailor_G hugs eevee
[20:15:01] <CG[away]> goto #objectivism !!!
[20:15:01] *** CG[away] was kicked by Aeriana (2~14`4Access Denied14´2~ 7Reason:6 Advertising. 5You're kick number 1769)
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[20:15:02] *** Aeriana sets mode: +u CG[away]
[20:15:02] * cuteIcy-Eevee huggles sailor and trill
[20:15:03] <+Trillix147> eeeevveeeee!!!
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:58] <nikb> why do you want to be killed?
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:58] <Ninetales3001> cause fp got killed and i feel left out
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:59] <nikb> shakes hea
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:59] <nikb> you are a doofus
[20:15:04] <@Ninetales3001> [02:59] <Ninetales3001> yes, a doofus who wants to get killed
[20:15:11] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:15:12] <cuteIcy-Eevee> nine!!!!!!!!
[20:15:16] <@Aeriana> er...
[20:15:16] * cuteIcy-Eevee hugz nine
[20:15:17] <CG[away]> go there
[20:15:18] <@Aeriana> oper.webchat.org
[20:15:20] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:15:22] <CG[away]> and abuse him there!
[20:15:26] <@firepokemon> hehhehehehehehehe
[20:15:26] <+Trillix147> haha
[20:15:33] <cuteIcy-Eevee> fp!!!!!!!!
[20:15:34] <@firepokemon> I'd laugh if they closed pokemasters
[20:15:36] <@firepokemon> yes
[20:15:38] * cuteIcy-Eevee hugz fp!!!!!!
[20:15:45] <@Ninetales3001> lets see if he will
[20:15:52] <@Ninetales3001> say that its advertising other servers
[20:15:56] <@Ninetales3001> hehe
[20:15:57] <@Ninetales3001> j/k
[20:15:59] <+Trillix147> hmm...
[20:16:00] <CG[away]> if he does
[20:16:01] <@Aeriana> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/
[20:16:02] -Carrots- advertising is a 'bad' thing
[20:16:03] <@Aeriana> There!!!!
[20:16:04] * cuteIcy-Eevee dies of over huggingness
[20:16:06] <@Aeriana> That's the correct URL
[20:16:06] <CG[away]> pmk will have your neck
[20:16:09] <CG[away]> and so will i
[20:16:20] <@Aeriana> Oops.
[20:16:20] * CG[away] clicks the hypalink
[20:16:21] <@Aeriana> He's 23
[20:16:25] <@Aeriana> err... n/m me lol
[20:16:30] <@Aeriana> And he's goddamn ugly too
[20:16:32] <@firepokemon> lol
[20:16:33] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:16:50] <@Ninetales3001> nikb is scary
[20:16:54] <@Ninetales3001> he looks funny
[20:17:07] * CG[away] has oper friends...
[20:17:18] <@firepokemon> how come I havent heard of half of these servers?
[20:17:21] <@firepokemon> infinity?
[20:17:23] <@Ninetales3001> it was funny
[20:17:29] <@firepokemon> Pramool?
[20:17:38] <cuteIcy-Eevee> Pramool?????
[20:17:41] <@firepokemon> extreme
[20:17:42] <@Ninetales3001> cause selphie was like "my friend wants to cyber u" to dragoonkain
[20:17:46] <@Ninetales3001> and selphie said me
[20:17:48] <cuteIcy-Eevee> what the hell kind of name is pramool??
[20:17:51] <@Ninetales3001> and he messaged me
[20:17:52] <CG[away]> ive seen all those
[20:17:56] <CG[away]> just use /links
[20:17:56] <@Ninetales3001> and i told him i was a guy
[20:17:59] <@Ninetales3001> and he freaked ot
[20:18:00] <CG[away]> u know
[20:18:01] <@Ninetales3001> *out
[20:18:02] <CG[away]> once.
[20:18:03] <@Ninetales3001> it was funny
[20:18:05] <+Trillix147> lol
[20:18:11] * cuteIcy-Eevee snickers
[20:18:14] <CG[away]> this guy came into a channel with half a dozen opers
[20:18:23] <CG[away]> and asked if he could cyber with me o_O
[20:18:33] <@Ninetales3001> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/Sikes.html <-- dr00l
[20:18:35] <CG[away]> how stupid is that?
[20:18:47] <cuteIcy-Eevee> thats pretty scary
[20:19:06] <+Trillix147> yah..
[20:19:27] <CG[away]> eww
[20:19:41] <CG[away]> NickName: nikb
[20:19:42] <CG[away]> Age: 23
[20:19:42] <CG[away]> Sex: yes, please
[20:19:45] <@Ninetales3001> lol
[20:19:46] <CG[away]> yuck.
[20:19:48] <@firepokemon> sikes isnt that nice
[20:19:56] <CG[away]> what a sicko..
[20:19:57] <@Ninetales3001> fp - that picture isnt
[20:20:05] <CG[away]> sex: no, thankyou
[20:20:07] <cuteIcy-Eevee> eeeeeeeeeeeewww
[20:20:10] <@Ninetales3001> but selphie has this woah picture of him
[20:20:16] <+Trillix147> looser
[20:20:22] <CG[away]> Charities/Causes involved with: 'nikb for president' and 'WebMaster for world goverment'
[20:20:23] <CG[away]> o_O
[20:20:40] <+Trillix147> ~ ^ definitely
[20:20:42] <CG[away]> Fave Room: Anything with ketchup
[20:20:43] <CG[away]> Where you want to visit (country): The other dimension?
[20:20:47] <CG[away]> weird...
[20:20:54] <+Trillix147> -.o
[20:20:55] <cuteIcy-Eevee> freakazoid
[20:21:30] <+Trillix147> o^.^
[20:21:32] <@Ninetales3001> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/Jennifer.html - *faints with little hearts floating around his head*
[20:21:47] *** sims (quickchat@=xgQMEI-T-979-mzwu-403.tmns.net.au) has joined #pokemasters
[20:21:52] <@firepokemon> I heard jennifer is really mean
[20:21:53] *** CM[AwAy] (LEGIONNAIR@=0Tl42-ea23-mei.alphalink.com.au) Quit (Connection Closed)
[20:21:55] * cuteIcy-Eevee snorts
[20:22:04] <@Aeriana> Jennifer looks mean.
[20:22:04] *** sims (quickchat@=xgQMEI-T-979-mzwu-403.tmns.net.au) Quit (QUIT: User exited)
[20:22:11] <@Ninetales3001> shes sexy
[20:22:12] <@Aeriana> She looks like a witch.
[20:22:15] <CG[away]> ««8:13:05 pm»» ««@nikb»» what do you want?
[20:22:17] <@firepokemon> http://www.webchat.org/operpage/MasterJedi.html - XD XD XD XD XD XD
[20:22:19] *** ob_one (quickchat@=2wGRWO-H-103-bxcx-347.tmns.net.au) has joined #pokemasters
[20:22:20] * cuteIcy-Eevee IS a witch
[20:22:24] <sailor_G> lol
[20:22:30] <cuteIcy-Eevee> what?
[20:22:30] <@Aeriana> <censored>!
[20:22:32] <CG[away]> ««08:13:56 pm»» *** nikb sets mode: +b *!*dsfsdg@*.tnt1.syd2.da.uu.net
[20:22:34] <@Aeriana> That's him?!?!?!
[20:22:41] <@Aeriana> I've never seen MasterJedi before.
[20:22:42] <@Aeriana> omg...
[20:22:47] <@Aeriana> That's what I call... OBESE

[Dark-San]

I was chatting with Fai the other night. And there is one thing which we all confirmed on.

-=|Zetsubo_Meng|=-: you should try drawing lolis that would probably get Roy to become your underling
-=|Zetsubo_Meng|=-: lol
Fai: XD

It does looks like Roy's loli alter ego is not a secret anymore.

I 'thought that joke was pretty funny, but now Donut's my manager and everything kinda sucks now'*.

*Looking for group (Episode 65)

[Andrew]

Most of that group from memory are probably still on Serebii.

Losers.

[firepokemon]

Most of that group from memory are probably still on Serebii.

Losers.

O_O - Nah I'm in #spp every day now (lame I know so I = LOSER). But the others speaking at the time are not, I could be wrong but I doubt it.

[Andrew]

Oh FP! Don't! Give it up please!

Still, when I come to NZ, (I plan to teach for 6 months there) want to grab a drink?

[firepokemon]

Oz - LOL its busy its ok bit strange and I think their rules are strict but meh whatever. I did get banned from their forums. LOL. For a month only.

Teaching in New Zealand? Are you crazy? Anyway yeah sure if you're in CHCH at some point. (Although fp is a persona I'm even more pathetic offline :p )

[shazza]

Hey Andrew, despite the fact we are both from Australia I didn't want to catch up anyway!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

pffft no one from Australia wants to catch up with anyone

[shazza]

You know Steve, we're probably related somehow!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Yeh I know, but I don't know how far my whole ancestry thing goes back.

[shazza]

Me either, let's work it out one day, my long lost Green relative.

[Blademaster]

Andrew as a teacher? No frigging way...

What subject(s)?

On an unrelated note, I'm on the cool people list. I kick SO much ass.

[Andrew]

Andrew as a teacher? No frigging way...

What subject(s)?

Film and Tv and English. High school.

I'm a pretty damn awesome teacher, bit of a bastard too.

In my final year, done a few months work already at 2 schools as part of my degree. Good fun.

[Heald]

So am I, except under my old, gay name.

[Zak]

So am I, except under my old, gay name.

I don't know what it was but you should post it in the translation thread since you said you wanted a different name so we all could translate it

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Okie dokie Shaz

[firepokemon]

I think I was ever only on 3 other people's cool lists. Nobody liked me. *cries*

[shazza]

You guys are all cool in my eyes.

Edit: Wouldn't translating HealdPK just be as hard as Heald?

Also, why don't you people translate pokemastershazza2000, since I'm being left out in the cold here.

Edit 2: I just realised this is the funny chat quotes thread, Zak confused the fuck out of me there.

[classy_cat18]

About ScrewAttack's top 20 SNES list...

(1:27:31 AM): Why is Super Mario RPG not #1?!
gleameyes23 (1:27:59 AM): IT'S THEIR LIST.
gleameyes23 (1:28:15 AM): And honestly...it wouldn't have been #1 with me either.
(1:28:15 AM): But... but... but... *flaps arms wildly*
(1:28:18 AM): O_O
gleameyes23 (1:28:27 AM): Maybe on Hot Rod's list.
(1:28:36 AM): Take it back.
gleameyes23 (1:28:56 AM): No! It's my opinion and you will respect it!
(1:29:26 AM): I shall not!
(1:29:40 AM): Even if yours is Zelda!
gleameyes23 (1:29:51 AM): ...It's not Zelda either.
(1:30:17 AM): (Your sword is stronger now! You can feel it throbbing in your hand.)
gleameyes23 (1:30:24 AM): (Hee!)
(1:30:51 AM): (Bah. Metroid.)
gleameyes23 (1:31:18 AM): (That's not my #1 either, in case you're wondering.)
(1:31:44 AM): (Okay, if you want me to take your opinion seriously, what's your #1?)
gleameyes23 (1:31:57 AM): (Donkey Kong Country.)
(1:32:14 AM): ()
(1:32:36 AM): (Should've guessed as much.)
gleameyes23 (1:32:39 AM): (You tend to remember the first game you've ever beaten.)

Screen name of the other has been hidden for whatever privacy they have left.

[mr_pikachu]

(6:16:42 PM) Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job

[Roy Karrde]

MISQUOTEEEE

(6:16:42 PM) Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job

[17:17] Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job if Palin uses something from one of two lines tonight
[17:17] Roy Karrde: "Above my pay grade" or "My daughter punished with a baby"

[mr_pikachu]

Aw, c'mon! You can't let me have a little fun with that?

[Magmar]

There's an internet joke going around : "Why does Littlefoot's mother die and not Mexico?" That inspired this:

he likes ska: are you mexican
mucking fuffins: born and raised
he likes ska: THERES A LAND BEFORE TIME WIKI
mucking fuffins: oh fuck
mucking fuffins: i hate those movies
he likes ska: ME TOO
mucking fuffins: i wanna make Land Before Time Part 75
he likes ska: hahahahahhahah
mucking fuffins: where the comet hits the earth
he likes ska: HHAAHAHAHHAA
he likes ska: the land before time 75: its about time!
mucking fuffins: hehehehe
mucking fuffins: well played larry
he likes ska: Littlefoot and his rockin' friends all gather around the campfire... to die
mucking fuffins: lol
mucking fuffins: i love i
mucking fuffins: t
he likes ska: there was apparently a TV show too
mucking fuffins: wtf
he likes ska: There's apparently a LOT of fanfiction too LOL
mucking fuffins: those people should all be gassed
he likes ska: with 35 chapters
he likes ska: and reviews
he likes ska: hahahahhahaha
he likes ska: OMG DUCKY IS RAPED *Reads*
mucking fuffins: OMG
he likes ska: i don't even know which one is ducky
he likes ska: but that's TOO funny
mucking fuffins: that's the one whose original voice actress got shot in the face with a shotgun
mucking fuffins: true story too
he likes ska: hahahaha shot in the face for making that movie
mucking fuffins: lol awwwww
mucking fuffins: that's terrible

[Asilynne]

(6:16:42 PM) Roy Karrde: I swear to god I will give Heald a blow job

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!
lol sorry but thats just too messed up XD

[Weasel Overlord]

[22:12:34] Salamander: ...oh crap, I missed my seminar on friday and I have an email asking me why... should I use sickness as an excuse?
[22:12:47] Salamander: sounds better than "I slept in" anyway... but which illness to choose
[22:12:50] El'Lusha: say your cat exploded
[22:12:03] Salamander: I don't think that's plausible, somehow
[22:12:05] El'Lusha: or your finger dissolved
[22:13:25] El'Lusha: or a badger attached itself to your eye
[22:13:37] El'Lusha: you know what... i'm not the best person to ask about this
[22:13:43] Salamander: I'd noticed...

[`Ash]

[22:12:34] Salamander: ...oh crap, I missed my seminar on friday and I have an email asking me why... should I use sickness as an excuse?
[22:12:47] Salamander: sounds better than "I slept in" anyway... but which illness to choose
[22:12:50] El'Lusha: say your cat exploded
[22:12:03] Salamander: I don't think that's plausible, somehow
[22:12:05] El'Lusha: or your finger dissolved
[22:13:25] El'Lusha: or a badger attached itself to your eye
[22:13:37] El'Lusha: you know what... i'm not the best person to ask about this
[22:13:43] Salamander: I'd noticed...

LOL! I'm soo using the cat explosion excuse....one day...


....one day.....

[Zak]

Edit: Wouldn't translating HealdPK just be as hard as Heald?

Oh, if he meant that then never mind, when he said "gay name" I assumed it was some completely different random pokemon-related name like a lot of us used to have.

Anyway sorry for bringing it off, that just happened to catch my attention.

[firepokemon]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

[Crystal Mew]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

lmao, thats not TML thats matt!
cause her aim name is like link ocarina2002 or something. Note the space


anyways, earlier at work I was talking to my friend and thought of this:

"brb, suicide"

that still makes me lol. I think Jay said it

[Zak]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

That's gotta be one of the funniest misunderstandings I've seen, lmao I love how he went along with it. He must have immediately based on the first message figured out what was going on because he knows she has a similar name. He probably had no idea what the game was.

And sorry I was idle when you messaged me.

[shazza]

Well I had an interesting conversation with The_Missing_Link

firepokemonUBB (03:27:40 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
firepokemonUBB (03:27:45 pm): i dont mean to be rude but is my game i pm'ed you approved or not
linksocarina2002 (03:29:13 pm): no its horrible
firepokemonUBB (03:29:54 pm): well why didnt you just reply back saying so
linksocarina2002 (03:30:05 pm): because i like to be a bitch like that
linksocarina2002 (03:30:08 pm): do you have a problem with it
firepokemonUBB (03:31:08 pm): well yeah i do i'm tired so cant be bothered bitching but why is the game horrible
linksocarina2002 (03:31:24 pm): because i said so
linksocarina2002 (03:31:25 pm): and what i say goes
firepokemonUBB (03:32:18 pm): you are a fucking bitch
firepokemonUBB (03:32:35 pm): i'll get it approved anyway
linksocarina2002 (03:32:38 pm): thanks fag
linksocarina2002 (03:32:41 pm): go ahead i dont give a fuck
linksocarina2002 (03:32:44 pm): go fuck yourself
firepokemonUBB (03:33:08 pm): you fucking need a chill pill seriously bitch
linksocarina2002 (03:33:20 pm): kiss my fucking ass
firepokemonUBB (03:34:17 pm): lol this is pathetic I'm meant to be over this shit so are you saying the game is not approved and even without amendments it will not be approved
linksocarina2002 (03:34:53 pm): sure
firepokemonUBB (03:35:48 pm): whatever
linksocarina2002 (03:36:45 pm): yeah whatever bitch
(03:36:49 pm)LinksOcarina2002 is offline.

Edit: Now there was someone who had their brother I believe use the same account. That wouldn't be TML would it? Cause I was like O_o with the response and as for me repeating twice at the start. I guess thats what you get using aim express I really should download it already.

I had to come to this thread just to re-read that. Hahahahahahaha.

[firepokemon]

Matt? woah I am like confused now. Shazza told me that was TML and well I never thought to actually check the thing properly. Who is this Matt person? Now I really am like O_o.

[Crystal Mew]

He used to come to tpm. I cant remember the name he used here at tpm though... =/ was it link10 or something? gosh i dunno. haha but he was in ummmm alot!

[firepokemon]

I feel like stupid now cause I sent Zak a PM about it all because I am like majorly tired so incredibly grumpy right now and then it turns out it wasn't TML and now I"m like feeling fucking stupid lol. And aim express is being a serious bitch at the moment but I am wanting at least a response for the game I sent via pm and I'm now like O_O o_O O_o and incredibly and fucking confused and angry at Shazza and feeling stupid especially after the dramatic PM I sent. I think I need sleep lol.Just feeling weirded out right now.

[Crystal Mew]

don't worry fp, we all have those kind of days

[shazza]

That is hilarious. Give this man the $10,000 dollars. Hahahaha.

Although I DID believe that was The_Missing_Link.

But now I recall, there is both a LinkOcarina2002 and LinksOcarina2002 on AIM. Funny as fuck.

[shazza]

I hope he didn't take me seriously, I was just playing along with him.

(02:50:25p) <@shazza> < Is glad that one of Mozart's daughters are pregnant hopefully she will have babies that will survive even if she isn't dominant
(02:50:26p) <@shazza> wtf
(02:50:32p) <@shazza> wouldn't mozart's daughter be long dead
(02:50:40p) <firepokemon> meerkats you stupid fuck
(02:51:04p) <@shazza> well maybe i'm not as cultured as you are moron
(02:51:13p) <@shazza> but when i see the name mozart, i immediately jump to the conclusion mozart
(02:51:16p) <@shazza> not your fucking stupid show
(02:51:20p) <firepokemon> no your just a stupid fuck
(02:51:31p) <@shazza> *you're
(02:51:33p) <@shazza> learn to fucking spell
(02:51:36p) <firepokemon> i swear i am having my perod or something right now
(02:51:45p) <firepokemon> i do fucking know how to spell fuckface
(02:51:54p) <@shazza> you clearly don't
(02:51:55p) <@shazza> eat shit and die
(02:51:58p) <firepokemon> god shut the fuck up already you piece of fucking shit
(02:52:09p) <firepokemon> you fucking go eat shit and die
(02:52:13p) <@shazza> go watch your fucking meerkats
(02:52:22p) <@shazza> and die in the process
(02:52:33p) <firepokemon> its not on today fuckface god fuck up already
(02:52:50p) <@shazza> hey buddy you started it
(02:52:51p) * @shazza hugs
(02:53:09p) <firepokemon> dont fucking hug mesick bitch
(02:53:28p) <@shazza> you need to calm down
(02:53:29p) <@shazza> take a chill pill
(02:53:51p) <firepokemon> oh shut the fuck up already and die
(02:53:52p) * Quits: firepokemon (firepokemo@synIRC-329CF52.ue.woosh.co.nz) (Quit: )
(02:54:06p) <@shazza> lol

[The_Missing_Link]

rofl, priceless

I was actually the one that came up with that s/n first. I was pissed that he has virtually the same handle but I refuse to change it. Pride and all. And no, we are not related in any way


And it's approved, fp. I'm just lazy