It's that time of year again. When tiny ghosts, goblins and gnomes roam the streets, bang on your doors, and demand confections. When the spirits of the undead possess all the land's rotund orange vegetables. When the world's children don disguises to avoid the wrath of the vengeful Great Pumpkin.
Yes, it's All Hallow's Eve once more. Will you celebrate this ceremony by pumping your veins with enough sugar to drive an elephant berserk, or will you hide from the terror in your darkened lebensraum with only televised horror films there to comfort you?