Go battle go! Arena's just a plain old boring-o car park, about five cars dotted around.
Elflor, you attack first.
I choose Happiny [F] Fracture
Go battle go! Arena's just a plain old boring-o car park, about five cars dotted around.
Elflor, you attack first.
I choose Happiny [F] Fracture
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Ok my pokemon is an Igglybuff (F) called Tuff-Tuff.
Ok Tuff start off with a safe guard and follow with a Thunderwave finish with a Toxic. But if she uses Safe Guard swap Thunder Wave and Toxic for Seismic Toss.
Safeguard ~ Thunderwave ~ Toxic (Sub: Seismic Toss x2)
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Fug.
Fracture, start with a Drain Punch! Then use Psychic to pick Tuff up and lob her into a car. Finish with a Flamethrower.
~Drain Punch ~Psychic ~Flamethrower
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Gym Match!!!
===Rules===
Arena: Parking lot
Banned moves: None
Let's go!
===Battlers===
Crazy Elf Boy X X X
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
100/100
Puff -Puff
Safeguard~Thunderwave~Toxic
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
100/100
Must defend title!
Drain Punch~Psychic~Flamethrower
===Round 1===
With a New Gym Battle underway, we go straight to the field. Out here in space, things get a bit weird and wacky. With two small pink Pokemon fighting, the match starts. A shield forms around Tuff, but as that Shield forms, Fracture lifts Tuff up and Punches him. Hard. Nasty eggy there
Tuff: -4E/-7H ==///== Frac: -3E
SG: 3 rounds
Seeing the disadvantage, Tuff decides on a closer approach. She runs in and lobs a small wave of Electricty at the eggy. Fracture gets struck by it, but is still able to pin the puiffball and launch her into a 4 door Sedan, which she prompltly bounce off up and skyward. Huh!
Tuff: -3E/-10H ==///== Frac: -8E Par
Not feeling too good as she floats down, Tuff riles up a nasty concoction, and hovers overhead. The Toxic falls, but the Flamethrower shoots straight up! The Toxic is burned through the flames, and Tuff Tuff falls within range. But Tuff Tuff adjusts her landing and so she only gets a partial dousing of fire.
Tuff: -3E/-5H ==///== Frac: -8E
===Stats===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
78/90
Puff -Puff
SG: 2 rounds
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
100/81
Must defend title!
Par
Weesy!!
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Fracture, start with a Refresh. Then use Water Pulse and finish with a Shock Wave.
~Refresh ~Water Pulse ~Shock Wave
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
OK after the refresh get a nice accurate Sing in, then follow up with 2 Dream Eater's if she wakes up anytime during this use Seismic Toss.
Sing ~ Dream Eater x2 (Sub: Seismic Toss)
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Gym Match!!!
===Rules===
Arena: Parking lot
Banned moves: None
Let's go!
===Battlers===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
78/90
Puff -Puff
SG: 2 rounds
Sing~Dream Eater x 2
Sub: Seismic Toss
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
100/81
Must defend title!
Par
Refresh~Water Pulse~Shock Wave
===Round 2===
Standing next to a Chrysler *snicker* , I watch as Fracture shivers in place. Is the paralysis working? No, in fact, its the opposite. The charge is leaving her body. How Refreshing for her. Too bad Tuff Tuff waited, and then Sung a melody all in her ears. Now she's drowsy...no she's asleep.
Tuff: -2E ==///== Frac: -4E *Sleep*
With her sleep, Tuff has time to do maniacal things. Fracture rolls about, dreaming about bouncing along on the moon. Huh Weird. But then the moon is hit by an meteor shower-and ironically enough, the moon looks like a giant chunk was eaten out of it.
Come to think of it, Fracture's moon looks like a chocolate chip cookie...
Tuff: -5E/+4H ==///== Frac: -8H
Another bite, and Fracture seems to cry in her sleep, her paradise being eaten away by some unknown assailent.
Tuff: -5E/+4H ==///== Frac: -8H
===Stats===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
86/78
NOM NOM!
SG: 1 round
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
84/77
Chips Ahoy!!
sLP
Elf
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ok lets keep on Dream Eating but if she wakes up use Seismic Toss.
Dream Eater x3 (Sub: Seismic Toss)
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Sleep Talk, Fracture, until you wake up again! If you have moves left and you're awake, Counter each one of those Seismic Tosses that are thrown your way.
~Sleep Talk x3
Subs: ~Counter everything, if awake
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Gym Match!!!
===Rules===
Arena: Parking lot
Banned moves: None
Let's go!
===Battlers===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
86/78
NOM NOM!
SG: 1 round
Dream Eater x 3
Sub Seismic Toss
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
84/77
Chips Ahoy!!
Slp
Sleep Talk x 3
Sub: Counter
===Round 3===
With Fracture snoozing, she endures her moon being eaten some more. Tuff smirks, loving the nomnoms. However, revenge comes in the form of a strange and unnatural burst of energy, as Fracture crashes into Tuff! Nice Facade there.
Tuff: -5E/-13H/+4H ==///== Frac: -5E/-8H
Hrm, that was painful Tuff tries to capitalize on that, but then Frac jumps up, awake! That wasn't part of the plan, and Tuff grabs ahold of the groggy eggy. Happiny however, drags her feet as he pulled hard to her left. The imbalance of weight allows Fracture to headbutt Tuff, sending her bouncing backwards.
Tuff: -6E/-17H ==///== Frac: -6E/-7H
Tuff backs up, dizzy. How was this egg coming back strong? She goes for another throw, only to have Fracture kick her in the face twice! Happiny sails and lands on her back, but she feels good. Tuff tuff however...not so much.
Tuff: -6E/-17H ==///== Frac: -6E/-7H
The shield shatters, leaving Tuff really pained.
===Stats===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
43/61
OW! OW!
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
62/60
Take that!!
Weez
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Let's start with a Metronome, Fracture. Then use Drain Punch and finish with Zen Headbutt.
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Ok lets just start countering everything like he did to us. If Metronome is something you can counter then use Counter otherwise use Thunderwave. Then just Counter both Drain Punch and Zen headbutt. But if the paralysis goes throughs and stops either of those attack use Fire Blast.
Counter x3 (Sub: Thunder wave ~ Fire Blast)
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Gym Match!!!
===Rules===
Arena: Parking lot
Banned moves: None
Let's go!
===Battlers===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
43/61
OW! OW!
Counter x 3
Sub: Thunder wave~Fire Blast
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
62/60
Take that!!
Metronome~Drain Punch~Zen Headbutt
===Round 4===
Tuff was ready to give it her all now. He waited, watching as that egg just danced with its hair plug. It ticked back and forth and side to side, and then...
What the heck? Frac ran over and started tickling him! Hahahaha that's great! Well, in retaliation. Tuff slapped Fracture so hard she paralyzed him!
Tuff: -2E -Def ==///== Frac: -4E Par
Weird. Anyway. Tuff again waited in anticipation. Didn't have to wait long as Frac ran in, aiming to punch Tuf and drain that energy. The punch hit and Tuff deflated on contact, making Frac lose balance. Tuff then expanded rapidly, forcing Frac back while twisting her arm so she spun befoe slamming on the ground. Good Counter.
Tuff: -6E/-7H ==///== Frac: -3E/-15H/+4H
As a last resort measure, Tuff once again kneels down. Unsure why that fat thing keep trying to look skinny, Fracture gains a running start and flings herself forward, attaining a zen like energy through her flight. She slams into Tuff and they both go flying. But Tuff is able to spin so that when they land, she's riding onto of Fracture, grinding her face in the asphalt. Ouch.
Tuff: -6E/-14H ==///== Frac: -10E/-24H
Nasty round for them both.
===Stats===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
22/47
Payback's a B****
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
27/43
Par
Take that!!
Elf
This match is Even! Lol awesome guys. Awesome.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ok just try and kill it with 3 Flamethrowers, but if it looks like your going to die use Protect.
Flamethrower x3 (Sub: Protect)
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Okay Fracture, use Psychic! And then your own Flamethrower, and finish with another Psychic.
~Psychic ~Flamethrower ~Psychic
this is hell
we have a little something called integrity
Weasel Overlord says:
spanner cock?
Gym Match!!!
===Rules===
Arena: Parking lot
Banned moves: None
Let's go!
===Battlers===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
22/47
Payback's a B****
Flamethrower x 3
Sub: Protect
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
27/43
Par
Take that!!
Flamethrower~Psychic~Flamethrower
===Round 5===
This round kicks off hard, with a wash of flames streaming from both opponents. Both Pokemon catch each other's blast, and the dual fire attacks seem to meld into a Flame battle of sorts, before too much firey buildup....
A releasing blast of heat scorches both Pokemon, and Tuff seems to get the worse of it.
Tuff: -8E/-10H Brn==///== Frac: -8E/-10H
Fracture stands up and gets ready to unleash a Psychic, only to have her muscles sieze up. No! Not now1 She falls to her knees as a second swath of Flame erupts over her. No, not like this!
Tuff: -8E ==///== Frac: *Par* -10H
Tuff stands proud, seeing victory in his clutches. Floating over the pained Cleffa, Tuff readies another fiery attack, when he's struck by a Flamethrower from Fracture. The burning blast is enough to make him reel backwards, but he fires off another Flamethrower of his own. This one pounds on Fracture's body, and then, she is no more!
Tuff: -8E/-10H ==///== Frac: -8E/-10H
Tuff suddenly falls though, as the Burn takes him out! Man What a close match! (3)
===Stats===
Crazy Elf Boy
Tuff-Tuff, F Igglybuff
0/23
oh no!
VS
Weasel Overlord
Fracture, F Happiny
0/27
Par
Still got you!
Elf is the winner by a smidgeon! Congratualtions!
Elf =2 points
Weesy= 1 pt
Ref=2 and Yay for Another Leader!
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Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.