Ayeun vs Unbraced [Ref = Chaos Redefined]

[Ayeun]

Looking for a battle. 3v3.

Arena will be inside a pokemart, because that sounds like something different (Items have no effect for healing, but could be used as projectiles).

I send first, you attack first.

No banned moves.

I choose Gastly.

[chaos_redefined]

I'll ref this.

[Unbraced]

Your on!

Go! Spike the Cacnea!

Leech Seed-Ingrain-Faint Attack

[Ayeun]

Hehehe. Shopping!

Oh wait.

Protect against the leech seed, then snatch the Ingrain, and finish up with a curse!

Protect ~ Snatch ~ Curse

[chaos_redefined]

Round 1

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. I don't think I'm going to be financially well off, this month. Amidst the battle, you can hear a little plea/chant "Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves."

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 100 (====================)
EN: 100 (====================)

Leech Seed ~ Ingrain ~ Faint Attack

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 100 (====================)
EN: 100 (====================)

Protect ~ Snatch ~ Curse

~~~

~First turn~

Spikes sends a bunch of seeds at Gastly, which bounce off a barrier. Oh god, it hit a potion.

Gastly: -10EN
Spikes: -3EN
My paycheck: -$200

~Second turn~

A large vine erupts from the floor. From between my random screams of curses, you can hear the debate over who gets to use it, until Gastly finally knocks Spikes away and takes the vines precious life-giving goodness for himself.

Gastly: -6EN, ingrain
Spikes: -3EN
My paycheck: What's a floor worth? Oh dear god... -$1000

~Third turn~

Gastly brings out the magic voodoo and places a curse on Spikes, just as Spikes teleports and smacks Gastly over the head with spiky headaches.

Gastly: -10EN, -25HP (curse), -6HP (faint attack)
Spikes: -6EN
My paycheck: No change. Yay! They are being nice. For a turn, anyway.

~Bonus Material~
The curse burns away at Spikes life total. In the meantime, the vine gives Gastly precious HPs.

Gastly: +3HP
Spikes: -25HP

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 75 (====================)
EN: 88 (====================)
Cursed

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 72 (====================)
EN: 74 (====================)
Ingrain

Total running debt: -$1200

Ayeun and Gastly to attack next.
~~~

Both of you, please include gender when sending pokemon out. It saves me having to search the Approval Tower for it. And that's just a pain. And, since they went and made moves like Attract and Captivate, gender can be relevant. Also, it has been pointed out that curse is marked as working differently to how I believe it worked. As a result, I have decided to kick up the energy cost to make up for the difference. Previously, it has cost 6EN. Now, it costs 10EN. There will also be a few other subtle differences in my calculations of it. (Dynamic damage/round, for example)

[Ayeun]

Hmm... SHOPPING!!!

No wait... thats not right.

Oh, I know... Confuse it! Haha. That would be awesome. Then, I want to see the sun! Then, punch it spike!... Go on, you know you want to!

Confuse ray ~Sunny Day ~ Fire punch

[Unbraced]

LoLed at the reffing. Don't worry, i'll pay for what I break.

Substitute to block confuse ray then Sandstrom to counter Sunny day, and Sucker Punch

[chaos_redefined]

Round 2

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. I don't think I'm going to be financially well off, this month. Amidst the battle, you can hear a little plea/chant "Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves."

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 75 (====================)
EN: 88 (====================)
Cursed

Substitute ~ Sandstorm ~ Sucker Punch

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 72 (====================)
EN: 74 (====================)
Ingrain

Confuse ray ~ Sunny Day ~ Fire punch

~~~

~First turn~

Spikes runs around, grabbing bits and pieces of merchand - Hey, put that down! It's fragile! - bits and pieces of cans and sprays and the like, putting them together to look like him. I suppose it's reasonable, the stuff isn't damaged. Kinda odd thing to... Hey, Gastly, you're supposed to attack the Cacnea, not the pile of stock. Oh... Nothing happened. All is good.

Gastly: -3EN
Spikes: -25HP, -6EN
My paycheck: No change. But if that Gastly goes blasting stock everywhere, heads will start rolling...

~Second turn~

Gastly looks up. Everyone is wondering why, and when we turn our heads that way, the roof appears to be disappearing, letting in a large amount of sunlight. Wait... The roofs gone?!?! What am I going to tell my boss?!?! And, to make things worse, sand pours through, mangling all the jars.

Gastly: -6EN, ingrain
Spikes: -3EN
My paycheck: Argh! The ceiling! -$3500... And the jars... another -$2000, totalling -$5500.

~Third turn~

Spikes punches Gastly square in the face as Gastly comes in to YOU'RE LIGHTING THE PLACE ON FIRE?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!

Gastly: -12HP, -10EN
Spikes: -10EN, substitute -12HP
My paycheck: *sits there trembling* You manage to hear "Another $10000" amongst the sobbing.

~Bonus Material~
The curse burns away at Spikes life total. In the meantime, the vine gives Gastly precious HPs. And the sandstorm makes me reconsider my choice of profession.

Gastly: +3HP(ingrain), -3HP(sandstorm)
Spikes: -15HP (curse), -3HP (sandstorm)

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 32 (====================)
EN: 69 (====================)
Cursed, sub@13HP

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 60 (====================)
EN: 55 (====================)
Ingrain

Total running debt: -$16700. Currently includes floor repairs,

Unbraced and Spikes to attack next.
~~~

[Unbraced]

Teeter Dance-Synthesis-Destiny Bond

[Ayeun]

Oh damn, we destroyed the pokémart? Frapcuck!

Ok... Enough with this destruction... Put that destructive cactus to sleep, then use punch it again, and again!!! *Evil laugh*

Hypnosis ~ Fire punch ~ Fire punch!

[chaos_redefined]

Round 3

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. I don't think I'm going to be financially well off, this month. Amidst the battle, you can hear a little plea/chant "Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves."

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 32 (====================)
EN: 69 (====================)
Cursed, sub@13HP

Teeter Dance ~ Synthesis ~ Destiny Bond

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 60 (====================)
EN: 55 (====================)
Ingrain

Hypnosis ~ Fire punch ~ Fire punch

~~~

~First turn~

Spikes does a little dance, and Gastly has a bit off difficulty following his target. It goes to hypnotize a nearby wall, and instead hits it until his incorporality doesn't matter.

Gastly: -3HP, -3EN, confused
Spikes: -6EN
My paycheck: No change. Wait... Spikes just danced his way into a shelf of revives... 10 revives, so... -$10000. Luckily, Ghosts don't really damage walls.

~Second turn~

Well, if the roof is open anyway, Spikes collects the sun's rays to heal himself up while Gastly STOP BURNING THE STOCK! Oh wait... He hit himself. It's all good. Oh wait... he's not confused anymore. He's gonna go for the stock again now.
Gastly: -3HP, -10EN
Spikes: +25HP, -11EN
My paycheck: No change, just reminiscing about how awesome it was to have a roof.

~Third turn~

Spikes tries to bond his life to Gastly's. But, with his life in no immediate danger, no destinies get bonded. And in the corner, Gastly starts lighting stuff on fire. *sobbing sounds*

Gastly: -10EN
Spikes: -10EN, substitute -12HP
My paycheck: How much is a fire extinguisher worth? oh... plus the burnt stock... -$15000.

~Bonus Material~
The curse burns away at Spikes life total. In the meantime, the vine gives Gastly precious HPs. And the sandstorm makes me reconsider my choice of profession.

Gastly: +3HP(ingrain), -3HP(sandstorm)
Spikes: -13HP (curse), -3HP (sandstorm)

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 41 (====================)
EN: 42 (====================)
Cursed, sub@1HP

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 54 (====================)
EN: 32 (====================)
Ingrain

Total running debt: -$19200. Currently includes floor repairs, roof repairs, and a fire extinguisher.

Ayeun and Gastly to attack next.
~~~

Just a few minor things. EN can be replaced by HP if need be. (e.g. if you are at 20 HP and 10 EN, and you use 3 moves that each cost 5EN, then 5 of that EN come out of your HPs) Second, I am making curse dynamic. As a result, the best way to lower the damage that curse deals is to beat Gastly up. On the other hand, the best way to make curse do more is to heal yourself.

[Ayeun]

Well now... That is quite enough of that.

Show us why Darkness triumphs over light, then mock his mother... and then put that sucker to sleep! Muhahaha!!!~

Dark pulse ~ Taunt ~ Hypnosis

[Unbraced]

Leech Seed-Substitute-Relax

[Ayeun]

Bumping for Chaos

[chaos_redefined]

Round 4

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. I don't think I'm going to be financially well off, this month. Amidst the battle, you can hear a little plea/chant "Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves."

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 41 (====================)
EN: 42 (====================)
Cursed, sub@1HP

Leech Seed ~ Substitute ~ Relax

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 54 (====================)
EN: 32 (====================)
Ingrain

Dark pulse ~ Taunt ~ Hypnosis

~~~

~First turn~

Spikes fires off some small seeds that start sapping the power from the vine away from Gastly. Gastly responds by smashing up the remnants of the cans.

Gastly: seedy, -6EN
Spikes: sub died, -3EN
My paycheck: Luckily, dark energy doesn't hurt regular merch. Just merch with life infused into it. -$200.

~Second turn~

Well, now that all the substituted stock is gone, I suppose Gastly won't be attacking the stock anymore. OH GOD NO! WHY ARE YOU MAKING ANOTHER SUBSTITUTE! Gastly then taunts a pile of cans for being can-like. Good work Gastly, I'd offer you some pokefood, but it's all burnt to ashes.

Gastly: -3EN
Spikes: -25HP, sub: 25HP, -6EN
My paycheck: No change. Until Gastly starts burning stock again.

~Third turn~

Gastly tries to hypnotize the cans, and they start clucking like chickens. Well, it's better than lighting them on fire. Hiding behind some shelves, away from Gastly's hypnotized chicken cans, Spikes takes a moment to relax.

Gastly: -3EN
Spikes: +6EN
My paycheck: "Hey, Bob, how much does it cost to convince a bunch of cans that they aren't chickens? ... Ok. Ok. And how much do we sell cans at if the cans think they are chickens? New sales pitch? Awesome!" +$2000

~Bonus Material~
The curse burns away at Spikes life total. In the meantime, the vine gives Gastly precious HPs, which Spikes then leeches off him, in a seedy manner. And the sandstorm makes me reconsider my choice of profession. And each cluck sounds like a potential dollar.

Gastly: +3HP(ingrain), -3HP(sandstorm), -3HP (leech seed)
Spikes: -12HP (curse), -3HP (sandstorm), +3HP (leech seed)


~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 4 (====================)
EN: 39 (====================)
Cursed, sub@25HP

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 51 (====================)
EN: 20 (====================)
Ingrain

Total running debt: -$17400. Yay! It went down! Clucking cans, on shelves at a pokemart near you.

Unbraced and Spikes to attack next.
~~~

Sorry for delays. Real life sucks.

[Unbraced]

Faint Attack-Rest-Sleep Talk

[Ayeun]

Stupid substitute!

Dark pulse~ Relax ~ Dark Pulse

[Ayeun]

Bumping for Chaos. Stoopid real life stoopie stuff!

[chaos_redefined]

Round 4

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. I don't think I'm going to be financially well off, this month. Amidst the battle, you can hear a little plea/chant "Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves. Please don't bring out the weather moves."

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 4 (====================)
EN: 39 (====================)
Cursed, sub@25HP

Faint Attack ~ Rest ~ Sleep Talk

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 51 (====================)
EN: 20 (====================)
Ingrain

Dark pulse ~ Relax ~ Dark Pulse

~~~

~First turn~

Spikes disappears for a moment, before reappearing amongst the clucking clans, hitting Gastly, and disappearing again. Gastly responds by hitting the cans with a pulse of dark energy.

Gastly: hates substitute, -9 hp, -6 en
Spikes: sub -6 hp, -6 en
My paycheck: Hey, we can use different colored clucking chicken cans. +$5000.

~Second turn~

Safe from the marching army of chicken cans, Spikes takes some time out for some rest and relaxation. Oh. Gastly wanted the relaxation. Fine, you can share.

Gastly: +6EN
Spikes: +25HP, -9EN
My paycheck: No change.

~Third turn~

The sandstorm triggers as Spikes mutters something in his sleep, and it ends up in Gastly's eyes. Well, more sand attacking Gastly is less sand attacking jars. Gastly releases his pulse again, and there are more black chicken cans.

Gastly: -1 acc, -6EN
Spikes: sub -6 hp, -3EN
My paycheck:No change

~Bonus Material~
The curse burns away at Spikes life total. In the meantime, the vine gives Gastly precious HPs, which Spikes then leeches off him, in a seedy manner. And the sandstorm makes me reconsider my choice of profession. And each cluck sounds like a potential dollar.

Gastly: +3HP(ingrain), -3HP(sandstorm), -3HP (leech seed)
Spikes: -10HP (curse), -3HP (sandstorm), +3HP (leech seed)

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 19 (====================)
EN: 21 (====================)
Cursed, sub@13HP, sleep

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 39 (====================)
EN: 14 (====================)
Ingrain, -1 acc, leech seed

Total running debt: -$12400.

Ayeun and Gastly to attack next.

~~~

[Ayeun]

(Not sure if Spikes is still asleep, you didn't mention it)

Assuming sleep still: Dark Pulse ~ Relax ~ Nightmare

Assuming awake: Dark Pulse ~ Relax ~ Psywave

Sub (If the Substitue goes down, and he makes another one... Gahhh!! Snatch the sucker on what ever turn its on, and move the moves down one priority.)

[Unbraced]

If i'm awake: Giga drain-Leech seed-Destiny Bond

If I'm asleep: Sleep talk x3 When you wake up use Leech seed then start Destiny Bonding

[chaos_redefined]

Round 5

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. After a while into battle, with most of the stock burnt, mauled by vines, or otherwise damaged, and the roof missing, the floor in shabbles, however, there is the new idea of selling cans of chicken. Specifically, cans that believe they are chickens.

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 19 (====================)
EN: 21 (====================)
Cursed, sub@13HP, sleep

Sleep Talk ~ Leech Seed ~ Destiny Bond

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 39 (====================)
EN: 14 (====================)
Ingrain, -1 acc, leech seed

Dark Pulse ~ relax ~ Nightmare

~~~

~First turn~

Spikes continues to talk in his sleep, and two grenades of seeds explode out of the sandstorm, shooting seeds through Gastly. Gastly responds with another pulse of darkness. Spikes wakes up and is glad to see the cans are still around, even if they are hypnotically convinced that they are chickens. They have seen better days though.

Gastly: -8 hp, -6 en
Spikes: sub -12 hp, -6 en
My paycheck: Well, luckily, any cans or jars that could have been destroyed by the seeds are already destroyed. No difference.

~Second turn~

Spikes fires leech seeds at gastly, but they merely get bounced off by the already-existing leech seeds. Gastly takes this chance to relax.

Gastly: +6EN
Spikes: -3EN
My paycheck: No change.

~Third turn~

Spikes tries to attach destinies that are not in need of connection, while Gastly tries to give nightmares to someone who woke up at an unexpected time.

Gastly: -6EN
Spikes: -10EN
My paycheck:No change

~Bonus Material~
The curse burns away at Spikes life total. In the meantime, the vine gives Gastly precious HPs, which Spikes then leeches off him, in a seedy manner. And the sandstorm makes me reconsider my choice of profession. And each cluck sounds like a potential dollar.

Gastly: +3HP(ingrain), -3HP(sandstorm), -3HP (leech seed)
Spikes: -8HP (curse), -3HP (sandstorm), +3HP (leech seed)

~~~

Unbraced and Spikes (male)

HP: 12 (====================)
EN: 2 (====================)
Cursed, sub@1HP, sleep

Ayeun and Gastly (male)

HP: 28 (====================)
EN: 8 (====================)
Ingrain, -1 acc, leech seed

Total running debt: -$12400.

Unbraced and Spikes to attack next.

~~~

Ayeun: I took the awake line as if he was awake at the end of the end of the last round. Hence, nightmare was included in that line, even though he woke up this round.

[Unbraced]

Relax-Giga drain-Destiny Bond

[Ayeun]

Sunny day~ Fire punch ~ Fire punch

[DarkestLight]

o.O Good stuff LOL. Clucking cans, that's good!

[chaos_redefined]

Round 6

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. After a while into battle, with most of the stock burnt, mauled by vines, or otherwise damaged, and the roof missing, the floor in shabbles, however, there is the new idea of selling cans of chicken. Specifically, cans that believe they are chickens.

~~~

OOO Unbraced and Spikes (male) OOO

HP: 12 (====================)
EN: 2 (====================)
Cursed, sub@1HP, sleep

OOO Ayeun and Gastly (male) OOO

HP: 28 (====================)
EN: 8 (====================)
Ingrain, -1 acc, leech seed

~~~

~First turn~

Spikes relaxes for a moment, while Gastly makes the sky sunny. The roof's already gone, so no major damage here.

Gastly: -6 EN
Spikes: +6 EN
My paycheck: No change.

~Second turn~

Spikes absorbs some energy from Gastly. Gastly tries to equalize this by hitting him with fire. Luckily, he's already killed all the chicken cans, so he can target ... wait... there's... one... left... That chicken gets roasted.

Gastly: -4 HP, -2 EN, -4 HP (from conversion)
Spikes: +2 HP, -6 EN
My paycheck: No change.

~Third turn~

Exciting round for all. Gastly charges in, fists blazing, as Spikes finally pulls off a destiny bond when there is some destinies to bond. Spikes dies in a ball of fire, and Gastly suddenly faints, for no apparent reason. No. More. Flaming. Ghost. Burning. The. Stock.

Gastly: Dies, -6 HP (from conversion)
Spikes: -16HP, -2HP, -8HP (from conversion)
My paycheck: Things are looking up. Maybe, if they keep killing each other like this, they'll stop killing my salary.

~~~

OOO Unbraced OOO

OOO Ayeun OOO

Total running debt: -$12400.

Unbraced to release, then Ayeun to release and attack, then Unbraced attacks.

~~~

Edit: Sorry, DL, no more clucking cans.

[Unbraced]

I choose, Tailow!

[Ayeun]

I choose Ditto...

Ditto, Transform (and roll out?)

Transform ~ Double team ~ Substitute.

[Unbraced]

Double team- Ariel Ace-Brave bird

[chaos_redefined]

Unbraced, what gender is tailow?

[Unbraced]

Sorry, tailow's a guy

[Ayeun]

Chaos, your post goes *Here*

[chaos_redefined]

Round 7

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. After a while into battle, with most of the stock burnt, mauled by vines, or otherwise damaged, and the roof missing, the floor in shabbles, however, there is the new idea of selling cans of chicken. Specifically, cans that believe they are chickens.

~~~

Unbraced and Taillow (male)

HP: 100 (====================)
EN: 100 (====================)

Double Team ~ Aerial Ace ~ Brave Bird

Ayeun and Ditto (gender? what is this gender of which you speak?)

HP: 100 (====================)
EN: 100 (====================)

Transform ~ Double Team ~ Substitute

~~~

~First turn~

Hmm... Delicious chicken cans. What's this? More chicken, and a blob? Wait... the blob is turning into chicken. And the other chicken is splitting into lots of chicken. Hmm... delicious chicken.

Taillow: -6 EN
Dittaillow: -6 EN

~Second turn~

Blob-chicken is making more blob-chickens. And the real chicken decides that he's the only one who will make this imposters, so starts chopping up chicken meat. Wait... Cook them first. Noone wants their meat that raw.

Taillow: -3 EN
Dittaillow: -6 HP, -6 EN

~Third turn~

Blob-chicken pulls out the tofu and makes a tofu chicken for all the vegetarians. The real tailow takes offense to this and starts beating up the wannabe.

Tailow: -4 HP, -3 EN
Dittaillow: -25 HP, -6 EN
DittaillowSub: -12 HP

~Bonus Material~
Mmm... Sandy chicken. Wait. That's bad. Well, the sandstorm finally ends.

Tailow: -3HP (sandstorm)
Dittailow: -3HP (sandstorm)

~~~

Unbraced and Taillow (male)

HP: 93 (====================)
EN: 88 (====================)

Ayeun and Ditto (gender? what is this gender of which you speak?)

HP: 69 (====================)
EN: 82 (====================)
Sub: 13 HP

Total running debt: -$12400. You know, the store is pretty shot to pieces. I think I might just leave town and never be seen again. Noone can harass me to pay for the place then, right? Umm... after the reffing. Or I could just sue you guys for all your worth.

Unbraced and Taillow to attack next.

~~~

[Unbraced]

Aerial Ace til it dies, then Supersonic

[Ayeun]

Tailwind ~ Supersonic ~ Whirlwind

[chaos_redefined]

Round 8

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. After a while into battle, with most of the stock burnt, mauled by vines, or otherwise damaged, and the roof missing, the floor in shabbles, however, there is the new idea of selling cans of chicken. Specifically, cans that believe they are chickens.

~~~

Unbraced and Taillow (male)

HP: 93 (====================)
EN: 88 (====================)

Aerial ace ~ Aerial ace ~ Aerial ace

Ayeun and Ditto (gender? what is this gender of which you speak?)

HP: 69 (====================)
EN: 82 (====================)
Sub: 13 HP

Tailwind ~ Supersonic ~ Whirlwind

~~~

~First turn~

Real-chicken starts slicing up whatever is available, while Blob-chicken tears the place to shreds, well, tears the shreds to shreds, with a large amount of wind. Fine. I won't eat either of you. The store won't sell chicken. Can you just stop it?

Taillow: -6 EN
Dittaillow: -6 EN, Spd+2 (lasts 3 rounds)
Dittaillow Sub: -6 HP
Paycheck: You know, I hear Antarctica is really nice this time of year. Lack of police tracking you down, wondering what you did to your place of work, plenty of jobs where they don't ask for your past work experience...

~Second turn~

Blob-chicken takes the hint, and uses it's supersonic language to try to calm real-chicken down. This merely confuses real-chicken, and real-chicken hits everything in the store, except for me and blob-chicken. And when I say everything, I also include itself. And the trainers.

Taillow: -3 HP, -6 EN, confused
Dittaillow: -6 EN


~Third turn~

Blob-chicken releases a whirlwind. Just when I thought it was gonna leave the store alone, it releases a whirlwind. The place is torn to shreds. Real-chicken starts slicing things up again. At this point, the pokemart is now pebbly, as opposed to building-like. He manages to slash through tofu-chicken, although a piece of it is still floating around.

Taillow: -6 EN
Dittaillow: -6 EN
DittaillowSub: -6 HP

~Bonus Material~
Scenery change. The arena is now the shattered remains of a pokemart. More effects to come,

Effects of whirlwind: Dittailow is comfortable in the eye of the hurricane, while bits of pokemart barrage against Taillow. Also, due to the giant shield of whirlwind, both players have lowered accuracy.

Taillow: -3 HP

Effects of you guys smashing up the pokemart: You hear sirens. No effect yet.

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Unbraced and Taillow (male)

HP: 87 (====================)
EN: 70 (====================)

Ayeun and Ditto (gender? what is this gender of which you speak?)

HP: 69 (====================)
EN: 64 (====================)
Sub: 1 HP

Total running debt: Bankrupt. This disappears next reffing.

Ayeun and Ditto to attack next.

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[Ayeun]

Sirens? Sounds like a flock of Exploud are on the way...

Hmm...

Steel wing ~ Air Cutter ~ Fly (Up)

[Unbraced]

Quick attack-toxic-Roost

[chaos_redefined]

Round 9

DQ Time: 7 days, only enforced if people care.
Additional rules: Not asked for. Currently, non-existent.
Banned Moves: N/A

There I am, sitting at the kiosk, serving Unbraced, when Ayeun bursts into the store, comes up to the counter and says "Hey, wanna fight?" Unbraced, dazed for a moment, agrees and I'm just hoping this match doesn't destroy too much of the merchandise. This stuff comes out of my wages, you know? Ayeun says something about throwing potions around, and I start checking my bank account. After a while into battle, with most of the stock burnt, mauled by vines, or otherwise damaged, and the roof missing, the floor in shabbles, sirens can be heard off in the distance.

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Unbraced and Taillow (male)

HP: 87 (====================)
EN: 70 (====================)
confused

Quick attack ~ Toxic ~ Roost

Ayeun and Ditto (gender? what is this gender of which you speak?)

HP: 69 (====================)
EN: 64 (====================)
Sub: 1 HP

Steel wing ~ Air Cutter ~ Fly (Up)

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~First turn~

Real-chicken gets a quick hit in, while Blob-chicken gets a more flashy one in. The quick hit manages to rip the last bit of tofu apart, while the flashy one smacks real-chicken. Also, since quick attack allows you to tackle the target, real-chicken manages to get up close, and join blob-chicken in the middle of the whirlwind.

Taillow: -7 HP, -6 EN
Dittaillow: -6EN
DittailowSub: dead

~Second turn~

"Now that the sub is gone, throw toxic!" "Uhh... what's a toxic?" *smacks self*. Confusion should be a lot funnier than a lot of refs make it. In the meantime, air cutter slices away at stuff. Stuff that isn't real-chicken. (stupid whirlwind). And the confusion goes away.

Taillow: -3HP, -3EN, no longer confused
Dittaillow: -6EN

~Third turn~

Real-chicken benches itself on a piece of bench that used to hold potions, and starts roosting. Nice and comfy there? Blob-chicken takes to the skies.

Taillow: +15 HP, -9 EN
Dittaillow: -6 EN

~Bonus Material~
Scenery change. The arena is now the shattered remains of a pokemart. More effects to come,

Effects of whirlwind: Both of the pokemon are comfortable in the middle of the hurricane. (Round 2 of 5)

Effects of you guys smashing up the pokemart: You hear sirens. Off to the side, you can see some red trucks.

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Unbraced and Taillow (male)

HP: 92 (====================)
EN: 52 (====================)

Ayeun and Ditto (gender? what is this gender of which you speak?)

HP: 69 (====================)
EN: 46 (====================)

Unbraced and Taillow attack next

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[Unbraced]

Double team-supersonic-brave bird