Pre-Round
Round Seven
First Move
Weary an knowing that if he doesn't supplement his health, its over for him, Bones swats another Rare candy off the shelf with his femur and knocks it in his mouth. Mmmm Yummyness. A wash of relief covers him, as well as a strange sound. He looks over, and spies that fat arse Homer yawning like always. Lazy bum.
Homer:-2HP~ Bones:+10HP
Second Move
Bones took a moment to lean on his weapon, feeling dizzy. He hissed and growled, trying to fight sleep. Then there was the matter of the candy that he was wanting. It was addictive, he just couldn't only have one! As he ate another Rare candy, a bombardment of Seeds rained on him. He fell from the shelf and hit ground level. But instead of rising up to fight, he as dead asleep. Not looking good here...
Homer:-3HP ~ Bones:-14HP +10HP
Third Move
Bones...now asleep, seems peaceful. Too bad his dreams are being eaten by this hungry sack of poisonous goo! Homer smiles, feeling great all over. This was far too easy!
Homer:-3HP+5HP ~ Bones:-9HP
Post Round
DF, your turn.
Yes, I'm emulating Spade's style.