Oh, Chaaa-aaarles... It's time to diiii-iiiie... (Ref needed)
You could have just kept your mouth shut.
You could have brushed my smartassery off.
But you didn't. You had an autistic shitfit because I didn't reply properly to your Sevii Island Fakemon fetish tl;dr rant.
Now I'm insulted. That's a baaaaaaaaaad thing...
...for you.
It's go time once again, my defective detective. I'm challenging you to a match of my own creation.
Here's the rules:
1. It will be a 3-on-3 battle, 1 Pokemon at a time.
2. Since you can't seem to help but lose at every conceivable opportunity, 3. I'll handicap myself and attack first. This means you send out first.
4. The DQ time is 1 week.
5. No moves are banned.
6. The arena is a standard Indigo Plateau field, complete with water to swim in, rocks to throw, dirt to dig... All the standard fare.
All in monochrome.
Yes, for this battle, we're fighting in a parallel battle system I am going to simply refer to as Black and White.
There is only one rule in Black and White. And that rule is this: All Pokemon and their attacks are Normal. This means many, MANY new scenarios are open to both the battlers and the ref. For instance, a Pidgeotto could be hit with Earth Power, a Steelix could be struck with Toxic, and moves such as Rain Dance and Sunny Day (as well as Hail and Sandstorm) would have identical effects on the battle. Needless to say, all Ghost Pokemon would be vulnerable to all standard Normal types attacks such as Return in addition to other Normalized moves like Bubblebeam, Fire Blast, Crunch, etc..
The one exception to the monochromatic influence of the field is Abilities. Some Abilities would grant an unfair advantage (like Thick Fat and Flash Fire), whereas others would completely break the fight (like Water Absorb and Wonder Guard).
Do you accept, Charles? Let's see how well your myths and legends do when all their powers are stripped from them!
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Originally Posted by DarkestLight
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