I want to have a nother gym Battle, but I dont know who to battle. So, If you are a gym leader, and ur free, and bored, then battle me!
I want to have a nother gym Battle, but I dont know who to battle. So, If you are a gym leader, and ur free, and bored, then battle me!
Last edited by Darth CookieMonster; 2nd January 2011 at 10:10 PM.
Ohhh, pick me!
Improbability Vortex 2:
Randomness at its finest, the improbability votrex 2 is able to generate energy of all types. We stand in a small space sphere, inpenetratable with 0 gravity. In the centre lies the vortex itself, a bright light and undestructable. At the end of every round, a sphere of energy appears, from a specific type, like Fire, Flying, Psychic or Ground as examples. Should an attack be able to travel through one of these spheres, that attack does increased damage. In addition, the sphere we're in is indestructable and see through, and to travel out of it would cause slight oxygen deprivation. The sphere makes some moves impossible, such as Dive, Dig and Earthquake. Fish based pokemon, like Gorebyss, can swim easily through 0 gravity like water.
Rules: Double Team and Toxic cannot be used, and rest can only be used once per match. (This is subject to change)
I'll release Homer J Simpson, my male Swalot.
Your move, DCM.
Back bitches
i choose Schmilly my male Mime.Jr
First off, Safegaurd. It would be bad if we got any status. Then use Teeter Dance. Finish with Psychic.
Snatch ~ Encore ~ Wring Out
Lah.
Back bitches
Uhh How many Pokemon? Not reffing, I gotta kill off like 5 more matches before I can take any more right now.
i Judge your entertainment!
Entertaining quotes!
From textsfromlastnight.com:
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh, knew I forgot something >_<
Is a 3 vs 3 OK DCM?
Back bitches
GYM BATTLE!
DARTH COOKIEMONSTER V. DOGFISH44
ROUND 1
The tables have been set and the entree's about to be served as both challenger and challenged enter the Improbability Vortex. The two trainers stare one another down, ignoring the sheer incredibleness of the arena around them. Gym Leader Dogfish, in his premier gym battle, calls forth his first pokémon: a gluttonous puddle of a swalot aptly named Homer J. Simpson. Seeing his first opponent, Darth pulls out an applicable counter -- a junior mime named Schmilly.
Schmilly lifts up his arms, not in prayer, but in protection, calling forth a barrier to wrap around his frame [ -5PP Schmilly ]. But alas!, somethng meniacal happens. Somehow, the barrier wraps around Simpson instead. The swalot smirks a wild smirk as Schmilly groans angrily [ -7PP, Simpson Safeguarded ].
Schmilly doesn't let the act of theft bother him so much, but instead retalliates by... dancing around marvelously? The junior mime twirls around for a few seconds before falling over, seducing Simpson in wonderment [ -3PP Schmilly ]. Simpson stares in awe before clapping his hands, praising the young mime and goading him into continuation [ -3PP Simpson / Schmilly Encored ].
Schmilly blushes at the approval of his opponent before forgetting his orders and getting lost in the act of dancing yet again [ -3PP Schmilly ]. Simpson continues to be mesmerized by the display before snapping back into reality. The puddle of poison hobbles over to the still-dancing mime and grabs onto his shoulders before slamming his frail body to the floor. Schmilly's high vitality increases the damage from the attack [ -11HP Schmilly / -8PP Simpson ].
Last edited by Greyfox; 14th December 2010 at 06:29 PM.
-Grey
GYM BATTLE!
DARTH COOKIEMONSTER V. DOGFISH44
ROUND 2
Simpson prepares to make Schmilly sleepy until the mime starts rapping about how Simpson's sprite icon makes him look like Snookie from Jersey Shore [ -2PP Schmilly ]. This seems to enrage the poisonmon as he hobbles over to his psychic opponent and starts wailing on him angrily [ -5HP Schmilly / -2PP Simpson ]. That... may not've been the best route to take for Schmilly, but at least he's wide awake.
Schmilly brings himself back together as he holds down the poison pokemon with his telekinesis, giving him quite a headache [ -12HP Simpson / -5PP Schmilly ]. When the psychic barrage ends, Simpson fires a venomous ball of bile at the mime, drenching him in putridness [ -9HP Schmilly / -5PP Simpson ]. Schmilly is gonna hafta smell that one for awhile.
As Schmilly ends the round looking to the future, Simpson angily defies his trainer and starts wailing on the mindless mime for a few moments [ -5HP Schmilly / -2PP Simpson ] until Simpson comes back to the present [ -7PP Schmilly ].
-Grey
GYM BATTLE!
DARTH COOKIEMONSTER V. DOGFISH44
ROUND 3
Schmilly, ready to go on the offensive, starts the third round aggressively as he pins down the poison glob with his mind [ -12HP Simpson / -5PP Schmilly ]. Once the headache ends, Simpson pulls himself together long enough to glob an even deadlier poison at the smaller mime [ -12HP Schmilly / -8PP Simpson ].
Schmilly then hits is foe with another psychic attack -- this one a bit weaker than the last [ -8HP Simpson / -3PP Schmilly ]. Again, Simpson responds with a venomous attack [ -9HP Schmilly / -5PP Simpson ].
Before either battler can react, a beam of pure light enters the vortex, crashing down upon Simpson easily for typeless damage [ -10HP Simpson ]. Schmilly snickers before pelting the poisonmon with more aggressive mental energy [ -12HP Simpson / -5PP Schmilly ]. Simpson responds the same was as he did before [ -12HP Schmilly / -8PP Simpson ].
Last edited by Greyfox; 15th December 2010 at 04:35 PM.
-Grey
GYM BATTLE!
DARTH COOKIEMONSTER V. DOGFISH44
ROUND 4
As Simpson readies himself for another powerful poison technique, he begins to note his eyelids becoming heavier and heavier as he ultimately rests his eyes for a moment [ +100% Slp Simpson / -5PP Schmilly ].
With his foe under, Schmilly feels free to dig inside said foe's subconscious and start making a feast. The poisonmon feels ill as Schmilly begins devouring his mind [ -15HP, +10PP Simpson / +7HP, -7PP Schmilly ].
Simpson remains unconscious as Schmilly has his wicked way with his dreams once more [ -15HP, +10PP Simpson / +7HP, -7PP Schmilly ].
-Grey
Why is Homer Confused? Safeguard blocks confusion IIRC.
Back bitches
Hmmm...
yeah 3v3
What confusion?
-Grey
The one that vanished >_>.
Homer, we're gonna keep it moving. Yawn, then Sludge Bomb, then Poison Gas.
If it will safeguard, switch to Sludge Bomb ~ Gunk Shot ~ Sludge Bomb
Back bitches
So I guess we wont Safe gaurd then. Taunt him before he yawns, keep him awake and energized, yawning is not allowed. Wait for him to throw that bomb of ick, and use Psychic to explode it and send all the peices of sludge back at him, then use Future Sight.
Taunt - Psychic - Future Sight
Psychic Confusion and Psychic. Lets put the hurt on.
The 'Hurt'? Funny you should mention that.
Gunk Shot into Sludge Bomb into Gunk Shot.
Also, how long will taunt last for? And how do you reff switches Grey?
Back bitches
Taunt lasts for six attacks; as far as switches, I allow them in my battles. But they automatically end the round and whoever switches posts their attacks first regardless of who was supposed to -- Baton Pass bypasses that rule, however.
-Grey
Gunk Shot ~ Sludge Bomb ~ Gunk Shot
Lah.
Back bitches
Hypnosis - Dream Eater - Dream Eater
HAHA! YES! (i cant beleive that worked)
Dream Eater Psychic Psychic
Sleep talk until awake, Pain Split, Sludge Bomb.
Back bitches
Doggie?
Oh, sorry >_> Missed this completely...
Sludge Bomb + Gunk Shot combo. If it protects, relax, and perform the combo next move.
Back bitches
Use Psychic on his gunky sludgy combo move, and direct it back to him. Then if he aint dead, use Psychic till dead.
Hmmm, this is interesting.
Excellent Job out there Homer.
Now, come on out! Data! My Porygon-Z, with adaptability!
Back bitches
Aww crap.. cookie cutter
Drain Punch - Brick Break - Drain Punch
Dark Pulse + Charge Beam + Thunderbolt.
Lah.
Back bitches
Grey?
I choose cootie my efmale Togetic
Alright, let's see what Togetic can do.
Thunderbolt into Tri Attack into Thunderbolt. Magic Coat any and all status moves.
Back bitches
Taunt - Thunder Wave - Safegaurd
Wow.
Alright. Heal bell - Drain Punch - Drain Punch
Data, go with agility, then double thunder.
Back bitches
Thunder *3
Use Magic Coat on Status moves.
Back bitches
Thunder Wave - Drain Punch - Focus Punch
I choose Lina my shiny female Lucario.
Alright, Bulk Up - Aura Sphere - Force Palm
Counter anything Physical, and use Agility to Dodge any long ranged attacks. Lets do this
Relax ~ Relax ~ Wait until after Force Palm, then Pain Split.
Back bitches
Relax *3.
If the forced relex ends, continue relaxing![]()
Back bitches
Focus Punch x3