Gonna put you guys out of your misery now.
Remember to pay it forward when you can.
TEAM CLASSTOISE
versus
TEAM MYMYILIKEPIE
Location: Classy Courtyard
Rules: "Unrefined" attacks have a 1/3 chance of failing; moves that deal more than 30% damage cause hilarious monocle popping
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: Four days
‡ Pre-Round ‡
‡ Round 1 ‡
Top o' the morning to ye! Er... what's that you say? That's corny Irish talk, not classy? Well, fuck it. *ahem* Welcome to the Classy Courtyard, ladies and gents, where a rough-and-tumble match between two ridiculously named trainers will take place. Classtoise and Mymyilikepie take to the field, each gripping a Pokeball containing their first selection. Well, let's not prolong this any further! Time to get this show on the road!
With twin flashes of red light, the trainers summon a little grey alien and a skull-wearing, bone-wielding mammal thing into battle. Without missing a beat, Khangaskid is the first to spring into action and wields his little bone like a boomerang. He gives it a toss and it smacks Gray right in the kisser. Ooh, not good. Muttering a few choice words, Gray casts a cold black haze over Khangaskid, numbing his fingers. When the Bonemerang comes spinning back toward the little Cubone, he tries to catch it and... yeah, no luck. The bone hits Khangaskid right in the gut, causing him to double over in pain. Yeah, random bone projectiles hurt. Bet you feel like a jerk right about now.
Gray: <-12 HP; -4 EP>
Khangaskid: <-6 HP; -8 EP; Emb>
All of a sudden, Khangaskid begins hacking some nauseous, bubbling goo up from his stomach. With a squirt, he spits it across the courtyard toward his foe who cunningly swathes herself in a Safeguard just in time. The Toxic runs off of Gray's protective measure, leaving the wee Elgyem in tiptop shape.
Gray: <-4 EP; Sgd>
Khangaskid: <-4 EP>
The tables turn as Gray now prepares to unleash a sizzling splatter of Toxic goo upon her foe. However, after mere seconds of hacking in preparation of unleashing the move, a massive "HARRUMPH" can be heard echoing through the courtyard, bringing the attempt to an end. Khangaskid, meanwhile, bounces around in the courtyard in an attempt to Detect and dodge anything that might come his way. Yeah, have fun with that. Little guy is gonna sleep well tonight.
Gray: <Can't move!>
Khangaskid: <-7 EP>
‡ Post-Round ‡
Notes:
> At 0 EP, Pokemon will begin to lose 1 HP for every 2 EP they consume
> Khangaskid will remain under the effects of Embargo for six more actions
> Gray's Safeguard will remain in effect for seven more actions
> TEAM MYMYILIKEPIE to command next