Togepi goes a tad power hungry! (one Shot)

As usual a small group of friends were lost in a woods in the Shinoh regnant

“So Misty, who watching the Gym?” Ash asked.

“Lilly is, frankly she starting to get better at being a trainer her Seel Evolved the other day into Dewgong, She was more then happy to take over wile I came to Shinoh to do a bit of training.” Misty said holding her Togepi.

“Wow Misty Togepi looks really happy, did you know they evolve when they are really happy?” Brock asked as the group of friends stopped by a lake and he pulled a table out of his backpack.

“As long as it dose not pull out it’s bazooka and try to kill me for the zillion time, I mean last time it went insane it made me pregnant with it‘s clones then there was another time were It killed me next thing I know I hatched from an egg and Misty screamed.” Tracy said

“I wonder if the reason Professor Oak sent you to Sinnoh, Tracy was because you keep make up Stupid stories about Togepi!” Misty said looking at him and did not notice Togepi giving it’s bazooka a spit shine.

“WELL MISS I WANT TO BE THE GRATES WATER POKEMON MASTER, AT LEST I AM NOT THE MOTHER OF A MURDEROUS EGG!” Tracy shouted at Misty.

"HOW IRONIC MR TOGEPI KEEPS KILLING ME, YOU JUST SAID ONE TIME YOU GAVE BIRTH TO IT'S CLONES, WHICH IS BOTH GROSS AND INPOSSIBLE ANYWAYS!" Misty Roared at Tracey pulling her wooden mallet out of a little place called thin air.

“Glaceon use water Pulse!” May said.

“No need to worry!” Dawn said. “Lopunny use Mirror coat!”

Glaceon powered up a ball of water and shoot it at the Lopunny however her coat seamed to be reflecting the sunlight and the ball of water bounced off her and headed back at Glaceon however she quickly dodged it using dig and the ball of water instead hit Tracy in the face.

Ash laughed then turned to Max who was watching Togepi, Pikachu and his Leafeon playing although he wonder why Togepi was giving a bazooka a spit shine.

“So Max I here you just recently became a full fledged trainer at last, Congratulations now we can have are match” Ash said.

“Yeah and I went back for Ralts, and by the time we came Top 16 In the Hoenn League he had evolved into Gallade, I also got a Mudkip from Professor Birch, I also caught and an Eevee of my own and as we were exploring the Eterna Forest we came a crossed the Moss rock and he touched it and Evolved Into Leafeon, I also have a Tyranitar and I found a Rotom the other day trapped In a TV, I also caught a Swablu who I traded to May for her Munchlax.” Max Explained.

Brock was to busy cooking to notice that Misty was chasing Tracy with her big wooden mallet, as she mothered under her breath that watching Tracey get beat into a pulp was sure to make Togepi happy enough to evolve into a Togetic.

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“Yes go Mommy beat the tar out of that stupid Idiot wearing an orange bandanna who tries to sketch me without my Bazooka!” Togepi joyfully cried.

“Togepi Tracey are friend, why do you want to see him beat up all the time? Pikachu asked.

“We Togepi get are happiness form watching are masters beat up other people, In other words Pikachu the pain that there victims suffer is what really feeds us” Togepi Sighed “My kind was Imprisoned in another world by an Aura Guardian, my egg was never found until your master found it little did he know back then that he was the decent of the very Aura Guardian who trapped my kind for so long, but Vengeance well be mine!”

“I won’t let you kill my best friend!” Pikachu said Angrily with sparks flying from his cheeks.

“Kill him oh no my dear Pikachu, I have a far worse punishment for him and as for you, take this.” Togepi said and pointed his bazooka at Pikachu and pulled the trigger and a white fist on a pole came out and stopped an Inch in front of Pikachu’s face and a red flag unrolled that read “BANG!”

Pikachu fell backwards and fainted from the shook of having a toy Bazooka fired in his face.

Leafeon laid on the grass having a fit of laughter and pounding the ground with it’s front paws.

“YES MY PLAN WORKED i WON THE BATTLE AGAINST PIKACHU, I FEEL VERY HAPPY NOW!” Togepi said then gave an evil laugh as his body started to glow.

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“Look every one Togepi is evolving!” Max shouted pointing at the glowing egg.

“Yes all my years of bashing Ash Brock and Tracey finely paid off.” Misty said happily and whacked Tracey with her mallet seeding him flying into the lake were a giant Magikarp surfaced and ate him.

After Togepi finished evolving into a Togetic it pulled out a real bazooka and shot the Magikarp with a Missile and it blew up.

“Togepi err I mean Togetic why did you blow up that giant Magikarp I wanted to catch it!” Ash said annoyed.

“Ash your so thick when has there ever been any real giant Magikarp, I’ll give you a clue the only time we ever saw a real giant Magikarp was in Orange Islands, All the rest have just been Team Rocket’s Magikarp submarine.” Togetic sighed telepathically then pointed a finger at the wreckage and Jessie, James, Meowth And Tracey all floated out and brought Tracey back to shore but keep Team Rocket floating in the air.

“Look Jessie the twerps’ Bad Egg evolved, I think it went a tad power hungry again do you recall the time it bought Team Rocket from the Boss?” James said.

“Yeah I do, we had to hire bands to play music to make it depress so it would blow up then we made an omelet out of it.” Jessie said holding a stone they stole a few days ago.

“You guys got to stop reading so many fanfics by that Evil Togepi” Meowth said.

“Ah I see you stole the Shinny Stone fore me, excellent!” Togetic said then made the Shinny Stone float over to Misty. “Mommy use that stone to evolve me so together we can go to Hoeen to the Mirage Kingdom; So that I may free my brethren then we may once again spread are happiness threw out this world!” Togetic gave an evil laugh as Misty touched the Shinny Stone to his forehead and he glowed again and grew into a gigantic dove.

“Oh no this can’t be good, that Bad Egg tricked us into getting it the Shinny Stone so it could evolve into an ubber power Togekiss James said pulling out an ancient looking trading card, and showed Jessie and Meowth.

“No Shit Sherlock Jimmy!! Jessie roared.

“It’s going to have to wait Boss we have bigger problems” Meowth said into the phone he was holding.

Just then Togekiss powered up a gigantic blue-green orb and shot Team Rocket with it sending them blasting off again, then made Misty floated onto his back and took to the air as she said her good byes to her friends and together they flew in to the blazing sunset as a rainbow trailed behind them.

"Was that Aura Sphere?!' Ash asked.

"Lunch is severed, hey were did Misty and Togepi go?" Brock said sudenlly a few spoted pokemon eggs rained down on them, suddenly they hatched into a Togepi.

Tracey ran away scramming that Togepi was going to kill him, and the Togepi that hatched in his hands was chasing him with a Bazooka.

~Charles Legend