Ok Razor. Were up!
As you know, Squish is female, and has some UBER thick fat!
Bulk up ~ Force Palm ~ Force Palm (Sub- Smelling Salt if toxicroak is Paralyzed.)
Ok Razor. Were up!
As you know, Squish is female, and has some UBER thick fat!
Bulk up ~ Force Palm ~ Force Palm (Sub- Smelling Salt if toxicroak is Paralyzed.)
Last edited by Ayeun; 6th March 2012 at 04:30 PM.
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Ref!
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P1 Tournament
===Stipulations===
P1 Tournament
1) No Special Moves
2) No Subs
===Round 1===
Hell's bells! We're here in the grand P1 Tournament arena, kicking off our first Round with 4 energetic battles. In this boxing ring (modified slightly so it looks like a lily pad shaped Sumo ring) we have Squish. She stomps on the stage, ready to sumo herself to victory.
Her competitor is a creepy looking frong with a penchant for fighting. Though I wish he would stop looking like a troglydye. Dendro kinda stands there, idly looking at his competition.
There's the bell, and Squish starts immediately by hitting her chest with her open hands. The slaps are loud, intimidating strikes that would definitely knock out a weaker foe. Dendro seems to watch as Squish starts to swell. Raising one arm, Dendro acts as if he grabs somethng out of the air1 Squish stops, panting from her act. She looked down, and realizes her body is not as swollen as it should be.
Ha, but Dendro is. He's quite beefier now. Snatched it away!
Sq: -2E ~~De: -3E +Atk/Def
Disgraceful! Squish yells, and quickly shuffles over, hands out. Quick as he can, Dendro croaks-a loud sound that causes the oncoming assailant a moment's pause. Squish pushes it out of her mind for the moment and slams her hand across Dendro's chest, hammering him backwards. Dendro lands face first, sprawled out-but none the worse for wear yet.
Sq: -5E Trm ~~ De: -2E/-3H
Dendro snickered, as she slinked up from the ground, using his feet to slowly push himself up off the ground. Squish tried to rally another strike on him, but her hands would not move! She groaned in agony, the only thing in her mind whenever she focused to used that move was that strange croak he unleashed before. It was Tormenting her.
Dendro had recovered in the interim, and now slowly raised both fists above his head. He took the three bounds necessary to get close to Squisj, before swinging his hands down as if he was holding a club. The force of the Punch that struck Squish forced that fat to undulate upward, and offset her balance.
Squish actually left the ground, before planting on her back.
Sq: Trm -15H ~~ De: -10E
===End Stats===
RL
Last edited by DarkestLight; 7th March 2012 at 06:33 PM. Reason: Mis calc. Fixed. No biggie
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Vital Throw ~ Force palm ~ Vital throw (sub Smelling salt if he is paralyzed.)
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P1 Tournament
===Stipulations===
P1 Tournament
1) No Special Moves
2) No Subs
===Round 2===
The slinky but crafty Dendro has opened this match up with a array of slick moves that seem to have Squish fighting to even think up an attack! The husky sumo grunts, shaking off the mental trap from last round. Her hands widen slightly as she refocuses, Dendro's purple hide coming into view awfully fast. She reacts far too slow as Dendro steps past her outstretched arms and punches her in the face. Squish stumbles awkwardly, but reaffrims her balance. She turns toward the speedy striker and grabs his left arm. Heaving, she manages to throw Dendro clear across the ring, forcing him to use the border rope to keep himself from flying out.
Sq: -6E/-9H ~~De: -4E/-5H
Dendro spins over the rope once, and lands on his feet. Squish is there to meet his feet-or his knees rather-with a powerful thrust of energy straight from her bulky mass. The Force Palm knocks Dendro right off of his feet, and keep his ground for a moment as he hugs his knees. Squish stands up and begins to lumber away, only to feel a sharp weight hit the back of her left leg. She falls on that side immediatly-holding her hands out to keep her balance. Dendro hisses at her, as he goes back ton writing in pain. The crowd erupts in applause and cheers, this match was getting SERIOUS!
People really get rowdy over their MMA these days!
Sq: -5E/-15H ~~ De: -5E/-3H Par
Dendro tried to stand, but the strike to his knees was so powerful that he knew he was paralyzed fro the time being! He pulled both legs in front of him and stretched them, hoping to relax his muscles so he could at least stand. But Squish saw this as pure opportunity. Dendro cowered as Squish picked him up over her head and began to hold him up like a trophy for the crowd. The yells and chants began to grow and form into clear words "Throw him! Throw him!"
She obliged, forcefully slamming him right into the middle of the mat head first. Dendro groaned in pain, and lied there, dazed.
Sq: -6E ~~ De: -5H Par
===End Stats===
Ay
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Coz i can't read apparently.
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I don't think substitutions are allowed Ayeun, just informing![]()
Yeah, I saw that after going over the rules again... I need my glasses check.
Smelling salt ~ Earthquake ~ Vital throw
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P1 Tournament
===Stipulations===
P1 Tournament
1) No Special Moves
2) No Subs
===Round 3===
Dendro, though opening this match wit some smooth moves, looks to be on the receiving end of Squish's wrath. Her girth seems to be fortified with luck, as she stomps closer to his crumpled body. Unwilling to give in the face of adversity (and in the spirit of this tournament!) Dendro throws himself skyward, landing on his feet weakly.
Squish slams her massive hands on each side of him, clapping ferociously. The shock gives Dendro a massive volt of energy, and he counters with a double fisted punch of his own, right on her elbow! His apparent frustration at being unable to move all came out there.
Sq: -4E/-12H ~~ De: -6E/-8H
Cured and revived, Dendro thanked Squish in the best way he could-a good clean set of matchups. First, he went right to her and grabbed her right arm. Pulling her in close, Squish was the recipient of a vengeful knee to the face. Three times this occured, the last being exceptionally violent, as Dendro thrust hard enough to topple her backwards. Squish stepped back, wiping the freshly spilled blood from her face, and retaliated with a fall upon the ring. She focused herself as she went down, forcing the ring to ripple and throw Dendro off his feet!
As the sumo ring flattered out again, Dendro groaned. That was unexpected.
Sq: -9E/-15H ~~ De: -6E/-20H
Squish returned to her feet, Dendro watching carefully. Once she was standing, and set in her motion, he went to exploit a critical point. His critical point-that is. One swift jab was all it took, and Squish found herself not only cut across the right side, but poisoned as well. She grabbed the frog before it could flee and once again held her squirming foe high. Amidst chants of bloodthirsty cheers, she slammed him once again into the mat-electrifying the crowd even more! (-1)
Sq: -6E/-9H Psn ~~ De: -5E
===End Stats===
RL
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Reversal ~ Earthquake ~ Reversal
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P1 Tournament
===Stipulations===
P1 Tournament
1) No Special Moves
2) No Subs
===Round 4===
Squish looks determined to somehow come back from this painful deficit. The creepy fighting frog really has her guessing though. She waits until Dendro swings and strikes her massive left arm with another poison jab, before striking with a palm smack that slams the frog onto the ground. Even so, Dendro seems to be able to shake off these hits. (-1)
Sq: -7E/-9H ~~ De: -6E/-9H
Dendro grunts and jumps up, flying over Squish. Squish watches as the frog lands behind her, before spinning on his hands in a mimicry of a breakdancer. However, when that right leg extended, Squish's eyes opened wide. She smiled as her force of the strike knocked her to the ground, but as she fell she tucked her arms in. Dendro stopped his spinning not by his own volition, but of the seismic force that emanated from Squish upon impact. (-1)
Sq: -9E/-15H ~~ De: -5E/-20H
Hrm. Dendro readied himself to finish Squish off, but I think the poison did that for him when she was toppled over from that kick. Dendro unexpectantly makes it to Round Two!
===End Stats===
RL is the winner of Round 1. Two points to him and he advances.
Ayeun wins one point, and Squish gets props for fighting a frog resistant to most moves she could dish-and still dealing out damage.
I get 4 and I'm gone.
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Good match RaZoR. Good luck in the next round!
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Don't forget to spam fighting moves against its steel frame
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Cant. SE moves :O
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So, you want him to spam NON effective moves against a steel type? Coz if he can only use 2 moves that are SE, everything else will get resisted... Thats just broken... Especially a) vs a steel type, and b) in a fighting contest.
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And that's why Oslo has been wearing his troll face these past few days. Can't you see it?
See, people should've listened to me and said FUCK LUCARIO![]()
That's part of strategyNot my fault Lucario happens to be Fgt/Stl.
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