Rock-type Ruckus (of Revenge?)! Oslo vs. DarkestLight (Subref: Perfect Chaos)

[Oslo]

Oslo is back and wants to get battlin'.

Alright. This will be a three on three battle, one at a time. However, there is one stipulation: as the title suggests, this is a Rock-type Ruckus and thus all Pokemon must be of the Rock-type. You're free to use dual-type Pokemon if you wish so long as one of the two types are Rock. Good? Cool beans.

The arena will be a run-of-the-mill Rock field with tall stone formations all over the joint. Errant attacks might cause a formation to tumble down upon an unsuspecting battler and cause damage. (Randomized between 5 and 15 HP.) Rock-type moves also receive a 4 HP boost here while Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass-type moves are nerfed by 4 HP.

I will release first and then my opponent will release and attack. Come on out, Charlatan!



Male Sudowoodo with Rock Head. Let's rock this! (Hurr hurr hurr.)

[Rossymore]

Since I only have two rock types, I'll ref this instead. Rock on!

[Oslo]

We can make this a two on two if you'd rather? I'm good either way.

[DarkestLight]

NO!

I SHALL HAVE MY GLORIOUS REVENGE WITH THIS ROCKY EXTRAVAGANZA!

[Rossymore]

Now THIS is a match to ref.

[Oslo]

Revenge? Revenge for what?

[DarkestLight]

For breaking my heart into iddybi-O wait that wasn't you, that was someone else.

WELL I'LL FIGURE IT OUT! LOL

Uhh you prolly need a Pokemon from me.Wait...do I even have any Rockt-No...I di..they're all the same, wtf >/ damn I have no pure types.

Starting with Fei Long, my Kabutops.

Icy Wind~Mud-slap~Stealth Rock

[Oslo]

Okay, Charlatan: Wood Hammer, Taunt, Focus Punch!

[DarkestLight]

Mwahahaha he went all out at the start >D

[Oslo]

Oh, believe me... when you see Oslo going all out, you'll know it. *random voguing*

[Rossymore]

Uhuh.

Round 1

Arena
A rocky area filled with tall spires of rock that don't seem too stable. Rock types get a boost, whereas Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass don't do as well. Oh well.

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
100% HP
100% EN
*Rock Head*
*N/A*
Wood Hammer ~ Taunt ~ Focus PAWNCH

Darkest's Team (OOO)
[Fei Long][M]
100% HP
100% EN
*???*
*N/A*
Icy Wind ~ Mud Slap ~ Stealth Rock

We begin this match with Oslo and Darkest meeting in this rocky area and them sending out some rock types. Oslo goes for a tree... no wait, that is a rock. And Darkest goes for an extinct fossil with deadly scythe hands that will probably never be able to hold his newborn child. Shame.

We now begin with Fei Long blowing a nasty cold wind on Charlatan, who's standing as still as a, well, tree. It's cold and slows Charlatan down but he doesn't mind all too much, being pretty slow anyway. Suddenly springing into action, he smashes his glowing green fist into Fei Long's face, who doesn't take it all too well. Well at least Charlatan gets recoil. ohwaitnoabilitylol.
: -5% health, -11% energy
[Spd -1, Rock Head]
: -24% health, -6% energy
[N/A]

Fei Long continues in his stat lowering shenanigans and throws a lot of mud at Charlatan. It's heavily nerfed by the surroundings, but it's effects go on regardless. It gets in his eyes and he's now not too happy. So he just insults Fei Long, doing the usual insults we're all familiar with. Fei Long now enters rage mode. Rawr.
: -0% health, -6% energy
[Spd -1, Acc -1]
: -0% health, -3% energy
[Tnt]

Now Charlatan focuses and builds up power. Fei Long wants to set up rocks to screw with the Charizard on Yanmega, or whatever the hell comes in, but he's just so angry, dammit. Therefore, the best way to alleviate this is to ram into Charlatan in sweet, sweet revenge. Because of this, Charlatan loses his focus and the power dissipates. Whoop-de-do.
: -4% health, -4% energy
[Spd -1, Acc -1]
: -0% health, -5% energy
[Tnt]

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
91% HP
79% EN
*Rock Head*
*Speed -1, Accuracy -1*

Darkest's Team (OOO)
[Fei Long][M]
76% HP
86% EN
*???*
*Taunted (1 more action)*

End Notes
You're a goofy gooball, rock!
Fei Long needs a gender and an ability. You're never good at this sort of thing, DL.
Oslo to issue attacks.

[DarkestLight]

Fei Long is Male w Swift Swim.

[Oslo]

Counter that which is Counterable. Otherwise:

ThunderPunch, Earthquake, Rock Slide.

[DarkestLight]

Oh one action. Nice.

Scald
Metal Sound
Giga Drain

[Rossymore]

Counter that which is counterable... you're funny Oslo.

Round 2

Arena
A rocky area filled with tall spires of rock that don't seem too stable. Rock types get a boost, whereas Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass don't do as well. Oh well.

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
91% HP
79% EN
*Rock Head*
*Speed -1, Accuracy -1*
ThunderPunch ~ Earthquake ~ Rock Slide

Darkest's Team (OOO)
[Fei Long][M]
76% HP
86% EN
*Swift Swim*
*Taunted (1 more action)*
Scald ~ Metal Sound ~ Giga Drain

We begin this round with Fei Long spraying boiling hot water onto Charlatan, heating the water on a small hob, perhaps? Charlatan dislikes the water and starts shaking before attacking. With a crackling... green bump thingys, he punches Fei, causing sweet damage. Sweet, sweet damage. Strangely, this makes Fei less angry.
: -10% health, -7% energy
[Spd -1, Acc -1]
: -14% health, -7% energy
[N/A]

Now Fei makes a strange sound that really tears at Charlatan's defenses. Charlatan responds by letting a large seismic blast erupt from his rocky body. It hits Fei hard, though not that hard and it causes some rock piles to fall over, though not on to anyone, thankfully.
: -0% health, -11% energy
[Spd -1, Acc -1, Sp. Def -2]
: -12% health, -7% energy
[N/A]

Fei finds his health lacking and absorbs some from Charlatan. Delicious! Charlatan frowns and causes a load of rocks to come falling down onto Fei. It's boosted, but still not that damaging.
: -10% health, -6% energy
[Spd -1, Acc -1, Sp. Def -2]
: -7% health, -7% energy
[N/A]

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
71% HP
55% EN
*Rock Head*
*Speed -1, Accuracy -1, Special Defense -2*

Darkest's Team (OOO)
[Fei Long][M]
43% HP
65% EN
*Swift Swim*
*N/A*

End Notes
You can't stop rock 'n' roll!
Darkest to issue attacks.

[Oslo]

Didst Fei take any damage from the Rock Slide?

[Rossymore]

Hold up, thought Kabutops resisted rock for some reason. Therefore, does 12 damage and only 5 is healed off. Fixed.

[DarkestLight]

Scald~Giga Drain~Earth Power

[Oslo]

Psych Up, Copycat, Rock Slide.

[Rossymore]

Round 3

Arena
A rocky area filled with tall spires of rock that don't seem too stable. Rock types get a boost, whereas Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass don't do as well. Oh well.

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
71% HP
55% EN
*Rock Head*
*Speed -1, Accuracy -1, Special Defense -2*
Psych Up ~ Copycat ~ Rock Slide

Darkest's Team (OOO)
[Fei Long][M]
43% HP
65% EN
*Swift Swim*
*N/A*
Scald ~ Giga Drain ~ Earth Power

We begin this round with Fei sending some more boiling water onto Charlatan and getting the burn! That's quite good luck, but it won't matter anyway as Charlatan glows a bright white and copies the stat changes of Fei... as in none. But hey, none is better than lower right? Doesn't remove the sting of the burn, though.
: -10% health, -7% energy
[Brn]
: -0% health, -7% energy
[N/A]

Fei seems undeterred by this recent turn of events and sucks some more energy back. Delicious. Charlatan again glows a bright white... then does the exact same thing back to Fei! That surprises him to no end.
: -3% health, -7% energy
[Brn]
: -10% health, -7% energy
[N/A]

After the initial surprise, Fei is back in the game and causes the earth around Charlatan to explode. It doesn't do too much, but the surrounding rock piles can't survive that onslaught and two topple over, one landing on Charlatan. After shaking them off, Charlatan causes his own Rock Slide, that culminates into a landslide for Fei. Youch.
: -16% health, -6% energy
[Brn]
: -16% health, -8% energy
[N/A]

Charlatan gets burned.
[Charlatan: -3% health]

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
39% HP
35% EN
*Rock Head*
*Burned (-3% health each round)*

Darkest's Team (OOO)
[Fei Long][M]
17% HP
43% EN
*Swift Swim*
*N/A*

End Notes
We will, we will rock you!
Oslo to issue attacks.

[Oslo]

See if you can finish him off with a nice, spiffy Wood Hammer. Should that fail, Stone Edge until he falls.

Protect against damage-dealing combos. Faint Attack clonie-clones.

[DarkestLight]

Make like a chef and cut him out now. Dance away from that hammer while screaming. Then end it :/
Swords Dance+Screech~Giga Impact :/

[Rossymore]

Round 3

Arena
A rocky area filled with tall spires of rock that don't seem too stable. Rock types get a boost, whereas Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass don't do as well. Oh well.

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
39% HP
35% EN
*Rock Head*
*Burned (-3% health each round)*
Wood Hammer ~ Stone Edge ~ Stone Edge

Darkest's Team (OOO)
[Fei Long][M]
17% HP
43% EN
*Swift Swim*
*N/A*
Swords Dance + Screech ~ Giga Impact

We begin this round with Fei giving a nice dance and screeching all the way. Charlatan tries to shut him up by swinging a glowing green fist at him, but the loud noises ruin his concentration and he misses. Fei stops screaming like a little girl in time to regain his composure.
: -0% health, -12% energy
[Brn, Def -2]
: -0% health, -11% energy
[Atk +2]

Now that the stats were changed, Fei erupts in a great stream of white light and charges at great speed towards Charlatan. He can't escape and gets hit very, very hard. Or would have done... had it not been resisted. Well, it does a reasonable amount. Charlatan retaliates with sharp stones and they hurt, or at least greatly scratch the living rock creature. Go figure.
: -11% health, -9% energy
[Brn, Def -2]
: -14% health, -15% energy
[Atk +2]

As Fei's actions are all but spent, the only thing he can do is watch as more stones come to him. They hurt and he falls over. Go figure. In the grand scheme of things, Charlatan ain't looking too hot.
: -11% health, -9% energy
[Brn, Def -2]
: -14% health, -15% energy
[KO]

Burn, burn, burny burn burn.
[Charlatan: -3% health]

Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
14% HP
05% EN
*Rock Head*
*Burned (-3% health each round), Defense -2*

Darkest's Team (OOX)
[Fei Long][M]
00% HP
02% EN
*Swift Swim*
*Knocked Out*

End Notes
I'm a rocket maaa-aaan.
Darkest to send out and issue attacks.

[DarkestLight]

Rock types only. Well umm.
I should move on from Rock/Water.
So we'll use...Penisface. What's its real name...

Rocksteady! M Cradily Suction Cups.

Ok! Lets start with uhhh Sludge Bomb~Rock Tomb~Energy Ball. Earthquake if it clones up.

[Oslo]

Someone remind me how Rossy handles energy at low levels.

[Rossymore]

It used to be energy KO, but that was silly, so now, at 0EP, you lose health equal to the energy you would have lost. Though if you regain anymore energy, then everything's fine again... until next time.

[Oslo]

Stone Edge then Sucker Punch. Poison resistance ftw?

If we're not defeated by then, which we will be, use, uh, Explosion?

[DarkestLight]

Rock resist posion saywha now?

WTF I thought that was only ground, sonuva!

[Rossymore]

Round 4

Arena
A rocky area filled with tall spires of rock that don't seem too stable. Rock types get a boost, whereas Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass don't do as well. Oh well.


Oslo's Team (OOO)
[Charlatan][M]
14% HP
05% EN
*Rock Head*
*Burned (-3% health each round), Defense -2*
Stone Edge ~ Sucker Punch ~ Explosion

Darkest's Team (OOX)
[Rocksteady][M]
100% HP
100% EN
*Suction Cups*
*N/A*
Sludge Bomb ~ Rock Tomb ~ Energy Ball

We begin this round with Rocksteady being faster, but seems a bit... attached to the ground. Nevertheless, it spits up a ball of poison that doesn't do all that much but... actually poisons. Hilarious. Charlatan responds by sending sharp stones towards Rocksteady, but has real difficulty hitting a stationary target.
: -4% health, -5% energy (-4% health)
[Brn, Def -2, Psn]
: -0% health, -9% energy
[N/A]

Now Rocksteady gets ready to strike, but Charlatan beats her to it! Moving forward with unheard of speed, Charlatan punches Rocksteady... and then promptly falls over. Rocksteady can only just stand there awkwardly.
: -0% health, -0% energy (-8% health)
[KO]
: -8% health, -0% energy
[N/A]

Oslo's Team (OOX)
[Charlatan][M]
00% HP
00% EN
*Rock Head*
*Knocked Out*

Darkest's Team (OOX)
[Rocksteady][M]
92% HP
91% EN
*Suction Cups*
*N/A*

End Notes
Rocky Balboa!
Oslo releases then issues attacks.

[Oslo]

Those stationary targets are a real doozy. (Also, shouldn't Sucker Punch have gone before Rock Tomb 'cause that's how Sucker Punch works?)

Next up is Flower, my female Cradily (@Storm Drain, *Teeter Dance, *Wood Hammer). There's a custom sprite but... meh, laziness. Flower, start with Ingrain followed by Rock Slide and Stone Edge. Use Sandstorm if there are clones on the field.

[Rossymore]

*facepalms then fixes*

[Oslo]

The write-up makes it sound like the punch landed but I'm assuming it actually didn't 'cause of the -0% damage?

[Rossymore]

The write-up makes it sound like the punch landed but I'm assuming it actually didn't 'cause of the -0% damage?

*facepalms then fixes*

AHHHHHHHH!

[DarkestLight]

Should prolly post now.

Oh we're playing the Cradily game? Fine. Confuse Ray~Toxic~Substitute (lrg)

[DarkestLight]

Bout as bad as Oslo's mixup last time XD

[Oslo]

HURR JABIN HIT JABIN WITH A FIGHTING-TYPE FORESIGHT!!

(I can't believe it took me so long to spot it, too. )

[Rossymore]

Round 5

Arena
A rocky area filled with tall spires of rock that don't seem too stable. Rock types get a boost, whereas Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass don't do as well. Oh well.

Oslo's Team (OOX)
[Flower][F]
100% HP
100% EN
*Storm Drain*
*N/A*
Ingrain ~ Rock Slide ~ Stone Edge

Darkest's Team (OOX)
[Rocksteady][M]
92% HP
91% EN
*Suction Cups*
*N/A*
Confuse Ray ~ Toxic ~ Substitute (20%)

We begin this round with Oslo sending out... an imposter Ditto? Nope, his own Cradily, named Flower, but I don't see it, though then again I am actually blind.
lolspeedtie and Rocksteady sends a strange purple orb towards Flower that messes with her mind, man. Flower peers through the distortions and finds a rock. Then she hits her head against it. She feels better.
: -4% health, -3% energy
[Cfn]
: -0% health, -7% energy
[N/A]

Rocksteady goes first again and spits up something nasty. Why can all Pokemon do this move, again? Scoring a direct hit, it fizzles nastily against Flower's skin. At least this time, she actually attacks and causes a barrage of rocks to come down onto her opponent.
: -0% health, -6% energy
[Cfn, Txc]
: -12% health, -7% energy
[N/A]

Now it's Flower's turn to... go second. Well, at least the RNG's consistent. Rocksteady rips out part of his life force to create a strange plushie, that to Flower, is Rocksteady incarnate. You know it makes sense. Flower sends some real sharp rocks towards "Rocksteady" and it does some sweet damage, but not sweet love. That's creepy. Flower's mind returns to normal, but she's still fooled by the plushie.
: -0% health, -9% energy
[Txc]
: -20% health, -15% energy
[: 5%]

And thus the poison begins.
[Flower: -2% health]

Oslo's Team (OOX)
[Flower][F]
94% HP
82% EN
*Storm Drain*
*Toxic'd (-4% health next round)*

Darkest's Team (OOX)
[Rocksteady][M]
60% HP
62% EN
*Suction Cups*
*: 5% health*

End Notes
Okay, I won't use the animated sub sprite next time. It's very tall.
Darkest to issue attacks.

[DarkestLight]

Damn it IS really tall. :O. Uhhh Ingrain~Rock Slide~Stone Edge

[Oslo]

May as well follow suit. Ingrain, Rock Slide, Stone Edge.

[Rossymore]

Round 6

Arena
A rocky area filled with tall spires of rock that don't seem too stable. Rock types get a boost, whereas Fighting, Ground, Steel, Water and Grass don't do as well. Oh well.


Oslo's Team (OOX)
[Flower][F]
94% HP
82% EN
*Storm Drain*
*Toxic'd (-4% health next round)*
Ingrain ~ Rock Slide ~ Stone Edge

Darkest's Team (OOX)
[Rocksteady][M]
60% HP
62% EN
*Suction Cups*
*: 5% health*
*points up*

We begin this round with... *rolls dice* Flower making a move. From its feet come green tendrils that root themselves into the rocky ground, burrowing in an attempt to find nutrients. Rocksteady goes next and... does the exact same.
: -0% health, -7% energy
[Txc, Rooted]
: -0% health, -7% energy
[: 5%, Rooted]

Now Rocksteady causes some rocks to fall down on Flower. No surrounding rock pillars join in on the fun as they're a bit busy being a crumpled mess on the floor. Flower... does the same. Did she secretly use Mirror Move when I wasn't looking? Regardless, the Sub joins the pillars on the floor.
: -8% health, -6% energy
[Txc, Rooted]
: -0% health, -6% energy
[Rooted]

Rocksteady makes some sharp stones slice and dice Flower turning her into salad. Though flowers aren't oft used in salads. Anyway, Flower does the same, except misses. Hah.
: -11% health, -9% energy
[Txc, Rooted]
: -0% health, -9% energy
[Rooted]

Delicious nutrients for all, but not much. Rocks are a bitch like that. The poison negates it anyway.
[Flower: +2% health, Rocksteady +6% health]

Oslo's Team (OOX)
[Flower][F]
72% HP
60% EN
*Storm Drain*
*Toxic'd (-8% health next round), Rooted (+6% health each round)*

Darkest's Team (OOX)
[Rocksteady][M]
60% HP
40% EN
*Suction Cups*
*Rooted (+6% health each round)*

End Notes
I must say, I'm very colour-coded.
Oslo to issue attacks.