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    Lightbulb Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    New battle idea! Darkly and Grey have kindly consented to being guinea pigs.

    Alrighty, this match will be done tournament-style (ie. when a Pokemon faints, the winner gets a point and both trainers release again) and will be a best of nine. Ties don’t result in anyone getting a point. All Pokemon selections will be made by PM and the location will be your typical Indigo Stadium-style arena with a pool. No moves will be banned, but there will be a 40 HP damage cap. Also, no using the same Pokemon twice. People rarely do that anyway but, hey, just throwing that out there.

    Anyway... onto the gimmick! Standing off to the side is a large, zany machine known as the Magic Ticket Dispenser. At the beginning of every match-up, right before the trainers release, the machine will activate and print out a Magic Ticket. Written on the Magic Ticket is a single stipulation that determines what kind of Pokemon the trainers should try to release next. Here are some different examples of what might be written on a Magic Ticket:

    • A Pokemon whose species starts with the letter C
    • An Eeveelution
    • A genderless Pokemon
    • A Pokemon that can learn Headbutt by level-up
    • A Generation I Pokemon


    If the Pokemon you choose meets the stipulation on the Magic Ticket, it will be released with 120 HP and 120 EP. If the Pokemon does not meet the stipulation, it will be released with 100 HP and 100 EP like normal. Therefore, it's generally in your best interests to try to follow what's written on the Magic Ticket because you'll wind up with a decent advantage.

    That said, you don’t have to do what the Magic Ticket says. For example, if a Magic Ticket stipulates a pure Water-type Pokemon, you might get tricky and release an Electric-type instead. You lose out on the extra 20 HP/EP, but you could end up with a helpful type advantage. You're also welcome to peruse your opponent's VS Seeker to second-guess what Pokemon they might choose next. Luck and strategy both come into play here.

    Anyway, time for the first Magic Ticket! :O :O :O The machine comes to life aaaaand... omg anticipation...

    • A Pokemon that is taller than 7'00"

    Darkly and Grey will PM their first Pogey to me and then I'll flip to determine who commands first. Cool beans? Cool beans.

    Oh, and let Oslo know if you have any questions!
    Last edited by Oslo; 24th December 2012 at 04:39 PM.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Darkly chooses Darwin the Kangaskhan (@Scrappy).
    Grey chooses Megazord the Golurk (@Iron Fist).

    Since both Pokemon meet the Magic Ticket stipulation, they both get 120 HP/EP.

    Aaaaand with the result of the coin flip, Grey commands first.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Earthquake, Ice Punch, Fire Punch.
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    o.O What? Darwin, Kick in his face all over the place.

    Sucker Punch~Ice Punch~Fire Punch. We can go blow for blow!

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    vs.
    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND ONE •

    What up, boys and lady-boys? Welcome to Indigo Stadium, the wonderfully generic arena where a wonderfully not-so-generic battle is soon to take place between teh modleh folkz! Yeppers, that's right. Darkly and Grey strut up to the battle with collars popped and aviators set to stun because they are nine different flavours of fierce, all of which contain alarmingly high levels of the carcinogen known as badassery. As the Magic Ticket dispenser hums and whistles and makes various other machine-ish noises beside me, our ASB overlords release their Pogeys. Darkly's Kangaskhan and Grey's Golurk emerge, exchanging fiery glares and ripping insults and a begrudging handshake because I'm forcing them to play nice. Ready? Let's begin!• POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    • At 0 EP, Pokemon will begin to lose 1 HP for every 2 EP consumed
    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT to command next
    Last edited by Oslo; 4th January 2013 at 03:51 AM.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Well. That was awfully unexpected.

    Darwin, let's switch up. Water Pulse~Flamethrower~Aerial Ace

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Double Team, Focus Punch, Iron Defense.
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    vs.
    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND TWO •• POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    • Focus Punch + super effective + Iron Fist = omg ow why
    TEAM GREYFOX to command next

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Bump at Grey's request!

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Bump for Grey.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Whoops.

    Brick Break, Magnitude, Ice Beam.
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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Counter~Sucker Punch~Rock Slide

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Counter on a Ghost-type, Darkly?
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    vs.
    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND THREE •• POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT to command next
    Last edited by Oslo; 30th March 2013 at 09:18 PM.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Quote Originally Posted by Greyfox View Post
    Counter on a Ghost-type, Darkly?


    Wait... why did Counter have an effect on 'zord? Counter is still a fighting attack so it shouldn't effect my ghost at all.
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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
    vs.
    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND FOUR •• POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    • lololol, I swear I did not tweak the damage calcs for the illusion of drama! Honest! The damage output for Focus Punch and Earthquake is totally consistent with the moves' previous uses, so... yeah!
    TEAM GREYFOX to command next
    Last edited by Oslo; 6th April 2013 at 05:03 PM.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Flamethrower~Ice Beam~Shadow Ball

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Wait... why did Counter have an effect on 'zord? Counter is still a fighting attack so it shouldn't effect my ghost at all.
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Because Scrappy.
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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    *Snicker*

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Shit!

    Zord -- make a big substitute to shield you from her attacks, then use Focus Punch again. Finally, knock her off balance with Earthquake!
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    This is gonna be difficult, Zord, but I think we can persevere. Substitute, Psychic, Earthquake.
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    >) . Fake Out+Aqua Tail~Sucker Punch. Let's play

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
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    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND FIVE •• POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    • The next Magic Ticket has been printed: A pure Ice-type Pokemon
    • PM me your selections!
    Last edited by Oslo; 11th April 2013 at 01:18 AM.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Oho, I smell some craftiness.

    Darkly chooses Harial the male Litwick (@Flame Body).
    Grey chooses Daira the female Gyarados (@Intimidate).

    Darkly, you're up!

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    >.> Mother fuck.

    Energy Ball~Sunny Day~Shadowball

    If Taunted, Dark Pulse for Sunny Day

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Scald, Dark Pulse, Thunder Wave.
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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
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    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND SIX •• POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    TEAM GREYFOX to command next

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Earthquake, Dark Pulse, Dragon Pulse.
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Whops. Me. Uhhhh Yeah ok. Oh this mismatch from hell. Ok.

    Curse until it works.
    Pain Split until it works.

    If both work and there is an action left-Payback.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
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    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND SEVEN •The Curse says "oh hey gurl heyyy" to DAIRA [-10 HP].

    • POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT to command next

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    K so now I need to hit.

    And obviously, I'm gonna hit with Shadow Ball~Dark Pulse~ Psychic

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Earthquake x 3!
    -Grey

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
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    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND EIGHT •DAIRA [-10 HP] is treated to more Curse shenanigans.

    • POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    TEAM GREYFOX to command next

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    This is gonna be close.

    Daira, use Stone Edge + Earthquake, followed by Dark Pulse!
    -Grey

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    >.>

    Protect against that ever loving combo. Then do Shadowball x 2

    Protect~Shadowball~Shadowball

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    TEAM DARKESTLIGHT
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    TEAM GREYFOX


    LOCATION:indigo stadium
    DQ TIME:one week
    BANNED:n/a
    MISC.:magic ticket shenanigans in effect

    • PRE-ROUND •

    • ROUND NINE •Wait, no she didn't. Because Curse. DAIRA [-2 HP] faints. And that's the battle!

    • POST-ROUND •


    NOTES:

    • The next Magic Ticket has been printed: A Pokemon belonging to one of the fifteen main series starter evolutionary lines (Pichu and Eevee families excluded)
    • PM me your selections!

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Good job Harial

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Bump.

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    Default Re: Magic Ticket Battle! DarkestLight vs. Greyfox (ref: Oslo)

    Wait, did I send you it already?

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