Video Game Song Lyrics Competition! (Entry Thread)

[classy_cat18]

Need a better title for that.

*steps up to the podium and nervously clears throat*

Okay. As a moderator of Fanfiction (the newest one at that), it is my duty to help generate and maintain activity in this forum. And while I'm thrilled that we have recently regained some of activity, I've been at a loss of how to do my part. Nothing worse than a Fanfiction moderator with a severe case of writer's block. Heh heh...

*hears crickets chirping*

But Mikachu Yukitatsu came up for the idea of this competition, and I'm grateful for his contribution and wanted to start this up before interest in this disappeared.

Now then! The rules of this are kinda simple because well...I haven't been able to get input from my fellow mods. You are to find a link to a lyricless video game song of your choice (YouTube videos are preferred since we can watch them in this thread) and post that along to lyrics that you have written on that piece. The lyrics don't have to be related to that video game, as long as they're creative and interesting! For people wanting to comment on the entries, I'll be posting another thread in The Writer's Lounge for just that.

PLAGIARISM WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. Thank you! =^_^=

Unless we can get some volunteer judges, this will be based on the 3-2-1 point system we use for the Golden Pens/Silver Pencils. But we won't have to worry about that right now!

How about I give everyone...a month? Entries are due by 11:59:59 Central Standard Time, February 25th. Then I will close this thread, throw up the voting/judging thread, and have some of my brother's birthday cake for his birthday is on the 26th.

Let's have some fun with this, TPM!

[Blademaster]

So EVERY entry goes here, then?

And how many entries are allowed per participant?

[classy_cat18]

For the time being, let's say one per person.

[BTPoke]

Considering I am one of the newer members of this forum, and therefore have next to no bias (), I would like to volunteer as a judge for this fine competition. I know judges aren't necessarily NEEDED at this point in time, but I'm not really planning on "entering" this contest, anyway.

[classy_cat18]

If we get two more volunteers, that'd be great. Or just one, and I can volunteer.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

My entry, and if you allow two entries, I might do another one later.

Heart Gold/Soul Silver Rival Theme

{very short instrumental intro}

Join me in Lunar Dance
Let me feel your Water Pulse
Tell me what's Attractive
So can I Captivate

Mirror is Moving your inhibitions
Constricted my mind was since morning

Rapidly it Spins
Desire of Doom

{about 20 seconds of interlude}

RolePlaying together
Sludge Bombing I'm never
Let's Clear Smog around us
Then let your Mist surround

You came to me like a Sky Attack
The Beams of Aurora woke me up

Stealthy Rocking
This Present's yours

{instrumental outro}

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Dancing Dragon Dungeon
Is the fourth one
You get to in the Oracle of Seasons.
It's shape like a dragon grooving to a beat.
But the boss here is a Gohma and not Aquamentus.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos s
Aaaaaaaaaaa giaaaaaaant craaaaab and not a dragon?

You get the slingshot here
And ride around in mine carts.
And the floor is flooded in some parts
And the mini boss is Agahnim.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos s
Aaaaaaaaaaa giaaaaaaant craaaaab and not a dragon?

[classy_cat18]

We've entered our final week. Keep it up!

[Blademaster]

I am the very model of a video game professional;
I've information critical, dynamic, and obsessional.
I know the games that sold the best and rated most sensational
From Pong to Grand Theft Auto IV in order generational.

I hold the world record scores in Pinball Wizard's Tommy Mode,
I've gunned down the Red Falcon without use of the Konami Code,
I'm able to get Crysis 2 to run on my old Commodore...
And count how many pixels Agent J has in his pompadour!

Then I can state which class in TF2 is the most tactical
And list all perks in Fallout games that simply aren't practical -
Indeed, in matters critical, dynamic, and obsessional,
I am the very model of a video game professional!

I've scoured every single solitary Castlevania room,
I've vanquished Lavos with a mop and slain Inferno with a broom,
I've romped through Santa Destroy and have yet to pay for any crimes;
I've beaten the Persona games while dying less than twenty times.

I've helped Professor Layton decode mysteries most curious,
I know the reasons why the war god Kratos is so furious;
I've caught and both EV and IV trained a shiny Dragonite...
And play for one or two hours my old Atari Jag a night!

Then I can list the Ace Attorney series' every fallacy
And get one hundred fifty Purple Coins in Toy Time Galaxy
Indeed, in matters critical, dynamic, and obsessional,
I am the very model of a video game professional!

In fact, when I know what brand of pizza that they made Pac-Man from...
When I can make a timeline that silences the Zelda fandom...
When I can purge a mansion of its evilest known resident...
And when I am a dude who's bad enough to save the President...

When I can state the food that Kirby finds the most delicious...
When I've slain Kefka, Ganondorf, and all others malicious...
In short, when I have played it all, from Abadox to Zoo Tycoon...
...You'll say a better gamer's never mispronounced the name "Suicune!"

For my livelihood, I'll play a game, no matter how repetitive
And do so with you casually or hardcore and competitive,
Because in matters critical, dynamic, and obsessional,
I am the very model of a video game professional!



This isn't even video game music. What am I doing here again?

[classy_cat18]

Blade: Although your song doesn't qualify, it's still a good piece. After the contest, I can always make a regular thread for all types of original song lyrics, game or non-game related, and don't have to go with game music.

[classy_cat18]

Okay, closing this thread. Get ready for the voting thread!