Facebook Fight! (ref needed) Kumori v Emerald

[Kumori]

So, let's make this a quick and easy 2v2 (I say quick and easy, haha). I want an interesting arena, though.

So...
Arena: It's basically a mock-up of a Facebook page. The Pokémon are inside a white box that is representative of the status box, and if they fall hard enough, they might accidentally tag a friend, or add a location, add a photo, or even say what they are doing. Every several minutes, the status that they have is posted on a dummy account. This'll make for laughs once the battle's over.

Soooo! Anyone wanna challenge a fun arena?

[Emerald_Gen.3]

I dont really understand the arena but its nice to see you back around here so I'll fight you

[Kumori]

It's just an arena for style and fun if the referee wants to have fun. But it's nice to have a challenger. I guess I'll send first since it's my challenge.


Tardar Sauce {M}
Technician

[Emerald_Gen.3]

Blob(F)
Hydration

Muddy Water~Dragon Pulse~Rain Dance
Subs: If weather moves are used: Rain Dance, If protect or detect is used: Substitute if it is used more than once then use Double Team after substitute

[Kumori]

Okay, here's hoping we're faster and use a Taunt, then Captivate, then let's finally cause some damage. Let's go for a Shadow Claw and hope for a critical hit.

Taunt ~ Captivate ~ Shadow Claw

and now we wait for a ref to appear

[Emerald_Gen.3]

Yeah Kumori disappeared again so im terminating this battle