Quotes From a Nuthouse

[pokemasterfrank]

Well...in my time in ummmm...I've seen many funny things. Tonight really hit the spot though XD. So, I'm starting this quotes thread so the citizens of ummmm can share laughs with the rest of the TPM community.
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Game Wizard007 (7:48:08 PM): *locks teresa in a dumpster* *sets on dumpsters lid*
Game Wizard007 (7:49:08 PM): NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF
Game Wizard007 (7:49:52 PM): *jumps in dumpster*
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Game Wizard007 (7:54:21 PM): *sees stars* *chains teresa to a rocket*
Game Wizard007 (7:54:27 PM): *launches rocket*
Game Wizard007 (7:54:36 PM): *flys to the moon in roket*
CrystalMew16 (7:54:55 PM): Hunter...plz tell me your not ON the rocket O_O
Game Wizard007 (7:55:06 PM): im in the cocket
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These were choking me when they happened XD.

[Crystal Mew]

!!! XDXDXDXDXD that was so funny...I could NOT stop laughing XD now my sister thinks I'm weird ._.; ah well...I needed that laugh XD

anyhoo...it seems like Hunter is purposely saying these things to get noticed o_o; cause I got another quotable from him

Game Wizard007: *makes out with a lickitung* what a great kisser
CrystalMew16: ew
CrystalMew16: why are you making out with a lickitung? o_0;
Game Wizard007: because they're great french kissers :>



XD...ok..thats all from me atm

[Moltrecuno]

The cocket one was hilarious. XD I only have one at the moment. I need to look in my old chat saves for more. ^^;

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ace135cc (6:40:17 PM): !name most honest?
TPMBot (6:40:17 PM): ace135cc: deckknight
ace135cc (6:40:19 PM): ;x
CrystalMew16 (6:40:21 PM): HA
x Moltrecuno x (6:40:23 PM): ha!
CrystalMew16 (6:40:30 PM): !name the liar
TPMBot (6:40:30 PM): crystalmew16: xmoltrecunox
CrystalMew16 (6:40:32 PM): :O
ace135cc (6:40:33 PM): XD
x Moltrecuno x (6:40:38 PM): --;;;
ace135cc (6:40:38 PM): they go perfect together..
CrystalMew16 (6:40:39 PM): something is mixed up
ace135cc (6:40:39 PM): rofl

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ace135cc (6:42:46 PM): !name my lover
TPMBot (6:42:50 PM): ace135cc: giovannitr316
ace135cc (6:42:53 PM): ;x
CrystalMew16 (6:42:53 PM): XD
KBB08 (6:42:56 PM): XD
x Moltrecuno x (6:43:02 PM): XD
CrystalMew16 (6:43:06 PM): I wonder which one is happy to hear that..
ace135cc (6:43:09 PM): man i must have been stoned that night..
CrystalMew16 (6:43:13 PM): Mike or Clark...
KBB08 (6:43:13 PM): XDXD

Edit: forgot one ;P

[EVme15]

Me likes these ones...

Jellybob401 (8:54:24 PM): HUNTER R U IGNORING ME
Game Wizard007 (8:54:32 PM): no
Game Wizard007 (8:54:35 PM): im eating

CrystalMew16 (9:31:40 PM): !name the hottest GUY
TPMBot (9:31:44 PM): crystalmew16: tpmbot

ace135cc (10:16:21 PM): *shoots himself*
ace135cc (10:16:41 PM): *shoots the bot too*
KBB08 (10:16:43 PM): *hands more bullets*
CrystalMew16 (10:16:46 PM): XD
ace135cc (10:16:52 PM): *shoots himself more*
ace135cc (10:17:09 PM): *keeps shooting himself*
ace135cc (10:17:11 PM): MAKE IT END
ace135cc (10:17:11 PM): AAAHHHHHHHHH
ace135cc (10:17:29 PM): *shoots his eyes out* ;-;
KBB08 (10:17:35 PM): *gives more bullets*
Game Wizard007 (10:17:44 PM): *watches ace kill himself and smiles*
ace135cc (10:17:48 PM): *shoots the bot some more*
ace135cc (10:18:00 PM): *comes back from the dead and shoots hunter*
Game Wizard007 (10:18:11 PM): *ish immortal*
CrystalMew16 (10:18:12 PM): its a miricle!
CrystalMew16 (10:18:16 PM): or a curse
Game Wizard007 (10:18:17 PM): *drank the immortal windex*
ace135cc (10:18:21 PM): XD
x Moltrecuno x (10:18:21 PM): XD
CrystalMew16 (10:18:23 PM): eiether way..Clark is back
KBB08 (10:18:23 PM): Windex?!
CrystalMew16 (10:18:25 PM): :-)?
KBB08 (10:18:26 PM): XD
ace135cc (10:18:40 PM): *dies laughing*
ace135cc (10:18:47 PM): omg ;-;
ace135cc (10:18:56 PM): *revives and shoots hunter*
KBB08 (10:19:02 PM): again
Game Wizard007 (10:19:07 PM):
Game Wizard007 (10:19:28 PM): xºx <-- me

[M1ND G4ME]

XD *bows* thank you thank you XD Man im still laughing How did I get a C when i meant R XD anyways, heres some quotes i thought were funny:

Aipom of Doom (6:20:36 PM): !name who is a female that lieks me ;O
TPMBot (6:20:36 PM): aipomofdoom: powerplusle
Aipom of Doom (6:20:44 PM): no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aipom of Doom (6:20:47 PM): !name who is a female that lieks me ;O
TPMBot (6:20:47 PM): aipomofdoom: powermudkip
Aipom of Doom (6:20:55 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aipom of Doom (6:21:07 PM): !name who is a female that lieks me ;O
TPMBot (6:21:07 PM): aipomofdoom: plusledragon301
Aipom of Doom (6:21:14 PM): THAT IS HUNTER TOOO YOU *******


shiznitobip (6:45:51 AM): *covers ur mouth*
shiznitobip (6:46:01 AM): *sprays you with windex*
fixXxr15 (6:46:43 AM): k O_o
shiznitobip (6:46:56 AM): shhhh
shiznitobip (6:46:59 AM): chris is sleeeeeping
Game Wizard007 (6:47:00 AM): *takes bottle of windex and drinks it*
Game Wizard007 (6:47:06 AM): mmmm
Game Wizard007 (6:47:09 AM): YUMMY!
shiznitobip (6:47:18 AM): seeing spaceships yet?
Game Wizard007 (6:47:22 AM): No
Game Wizard007 (6:47:26 AM): oh theres one!
Game Wizard007 (6:47:31 AM): AND THERES ANOTHER!
Game Wizard007 (6:47:38 AM): AND ANOTHER!
Game Wizard007 (6:47:40 AM): AND A COW!
Game Wizard007 (6:48:23 AM): *takes windex bottle again and poors it in Ashes mouth*
fixXxr15 (6:48:53 AM): i am not human, windex does not affect me you useless mortal >=o
Game Wizard007 (6:49:05 AM): :o
Game Wizard007 (6:49:16 AM): Little do you know, Its immortal windex


CrystalMew16 (8:46:08 PM): !name a future porn star
TPMBot (8:46:10 PM): crystalmew16: tpmbot
Game Wizard007 (8:46:31 PM): sure of himself aint he?
CrystalMew16 (8:46:32 PM): we are all prud of our bot :'(

[crazybone]

Eh, those just sound like me and my friends when we sniff k... which brings up the point... :-O~

[EVme15]

These were all part of a very long melee that we're going to work out into a fanfic or something sometime.

Gamewizard007 (9:46:41 PM): *throws matt off the cliff again and pushes down with wind*
KBB08 (9:47:02 PM): ...who's brilliant idea was the cliff?
pokemasterfrank (9:47:12 PM): Hunter -_-
Gamewizard007 (9:47:16 PM): lol
Neutral Jumper (9:47:19 PM): THERE ARE NO CLIFFS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SOUTH PACIFIC HUNTER!!!!
NickChik29 (9:47:23 PM): Gamewizard007 (9:47:35 PM): *throws matt off the cliff again and pushes down with wind* thats mean, just throw a paper ball at him. everyone in my art class was doing it 2day. :-)

KBB08 (9:49:25 PM): You kissed me, remember??
Neutral Jumper (9:50:01 PM): KBB08 (9:51:31 PM): You kissed me, remember??<--deck pressed my face against yours
Gamewizard007 (9:50:16 PM): XD
KBB08 (9:50:23 PM): All I know is when I woke up, you were kissing me.
Neutral Jumper (9:50:44 PM): he pushed my face against yours
pokemasterfrank (9:50:47 PM): GAH!
pokemasterfrank (9:50:57 PM): *wipes off blood from cut*
KBB08 (9:51:04 PM): I still woke up w/ you kissing me.
pokemasterfrank (9:51:05 PM): You asked for it....
pokemasterfrank (9:51:12 PM): *charges flame attack in palms*
KBB08 (9:51:12 PM): I have nightmares about that...
Neutral Jumper (9:52:13 PM): KBB08 (9:53:18 PM): I have nightmares about that...<--you dont even know how i look like
Gamewizard007 (9:52:26 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (9:52:28 PM): *Flame ball and tornado negate each other*
KBB08 (9:52:33 PM): No, waking up to find a complete stranger kissing me.
Gamewizard007 (9:52:37 PM): XD
Neutral Jumper (9:52:51 PM): XD

pokemasterfrank (9:54:55 PM): *watches flameing tornado*
pokemasterfrank (9:54:57 PM): AHHHH!
pokemasterfrank (9:55:02 PM): *begins running*

9:55:32 PM) PunkPanda87 has entered the room.
pokemasterfrank (9:55:37 PM): hi Katie!
Neutral Jumper (9:55:41 PM): hi
PunkPanda87 (9:55:43 PM): hihi ^^
pokemasterfrank (9:55:49 PM): *tosses the flame sword to Khalid* USE IT!
Neutral Jumper (9:56:00 PM): thanks, but i prefer energy!
pokemasterfrank (9:56:04 PM): -_-
pokemasterfrank (9:56:09 PM): Fine, give it to Katie
Neutral Jumper (9:56:27 PM): fine, *gives it to katie*
PunkPanda87 (9:56:37 PM): ..... *has something*
KBB08 (9:56:46 PM): Just go along with it, Katie.

Gamewizard007 (9:57:33 PM): k *shakes hand* nice ta meat you *swings sword*

Gamewizard007 (9:58:06 PM): *races at franks girl* *slash*
pokemasterfrank (9:58:10 PM): NOOOOO!
PunkPanda87 (9:58:11 PM): why are we killing each other?
KBB08 (9:58:19 PM): XD they're fighting

Neutral Jumper (9:59:45 PM): *takes no sides*
PunkPanda87 (9:59:49 PM): *gets popcorn* ^ ^
pokemasterfrank (9:59:51 PM): *energy sword appears in hand*
Neutral Jumper (9:59:52 PM): *goes for katie*
pokemasterfrank (9:59:54 PM): :O
KBB08 (9:59:55 PM): I'm a mediator, not a side taker.
Neutral Jumper (9:59:59 PM): *strikes her down!*
pokemasterfrank (10:00:01 PM): *slashes the crap out of Khalid*
Neutral Jumper (10:00:10 PM): *crap falls on frank's shoe*

Gamewizard007 (10:02:01 PM): *while frank tosses, I slash his stomach open*
Neutral Jumper (10:02:02 PM): ty

Neutral Jumper (10:04:17 PM): this beach needs girls in swimsuits and i'm not stupid enough to do anything to kayla
Neutral Jumper (10:04:21 PM): *hides*
pokemasterfrank (10:04:21 PM): ROARING FURY ATTACK!
KBB08 (10:04:21 PM): GAH! *runs*
PunkPanda87 (10:04:26 PM): leave me alone I didn't do anything :-(
Gamewizard007 (10:04:38 PM): *teleports kbb infront of NJ*
KBB08 (10:04:41 PM): Ignore them, Katie
pokemasterfrank (10:04:46 PM): *flames burst everywhere, incinerating everything in the area*
PunkPanda87 (10:04:53 PM): already ignoring ^_^
KBB08 (10:04:55 PM): WTF GW?!
Gamewizard007 (10:04:55 PM): *winds block from touching me*
Neutral Jumper (10:05:02 PM): katie, if we make the red light on your vest go off, your boy loses
Gamewizard007 (10:05:22 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (10:05:23 PM): (Including Me, Hunter, Khalid (cause he didn't take cover, you idiot), and all the winds in the area)
PunkPanda87 (10:05:24 PM): I have a vest?
KBB08 (10:05:42 PM): You do now.
PunkPanda87 (10:05:44 PM): my shirt has a beaver on it he's saying "Dam!"

Neutral Jumper (10:06:50 PM): this beach needs girls in swimsuits, and i'm not brave enough or stupid enough to mess with kayla
Neutral Jumper (10:06:56 PM): or katie if frank is here
KBB08 (10:06:57 PM): Good boy.

pokemasterfrank (10:06:34 PM): The sorrowful music plays as the valient heroes gave their lives to defeat the evil Yamoko-Hunter
Gamewizard007 (10:07:01 PM): *floats down* ...to no avail mwuahahahaha.....
pokemasterfrank (10:07:04 PM): But little that they knew...Yamoko Hunter survived with a shread of life
pokemasterfrank (10:07:15 PM): His winds barely saving him
KBB08 (10:07:20 PM): *listens* I hate ending credits
Gamewizard007 (10:07:25 PM): XD
KBB08 (10:07:51 PM): This is like a video game saga where the same villain never seems to die.
pokemasterfrank (10:07:55 PM): But now! What will happen to the world now that Yamoko Hunter can recouperate and wreck havok on the Earth?
Gamewizard007 (10:07:56 PM): XD
Gamewizard007 (10:08:04 PM): *Yomaki
pokemasterfrank (10:08:09 PM): Whatever
KBB08 (10:08:10 PM): As I said...
pokemasterfrank (10:08:20 PM): *looks to Dark Mage Matt*
pokemasterfrank (10:08:27 PM): Resurrect us or something

pokemasterfrank (10:12:47 PM): Years past...countless civilizations fall to Yomaki-Hunter...the virulent evil power surging through the land...corrupting the land...sheading blood everywhere he went...decimating life on Earth...
Gamewizard007 (10:12:58 PM): no just Yomaki!!!!!!!!
pokemasterfrank (10:13:15 PM): -_- Shut up. I'm the narrator, I tell the story
Gamewizard007 (10:13:23 PM): well i want my name right
pokemasterfrank (10:14:13 PM): > I IS NARRATOR! I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER! YOU COULD BE PINK BUNNY FLUFF OF SOCKLAND IF I CHOSE TO!

pokemasterfrank (10:17:57 PM): But before they were taken fully under control...one of them had a son...
KBB08 (10:18:15 PM): ooo... with who? -^_^-

pokemasterfrank (10:18:33 PM): *beginning credits play*
KBB08 (10:18:45 PM): CREDITS! DIE CREDITS!
pokemasterfrank (10:18:48 PM): O_O
KBB08 (10:18:54 PM): Um... oops.

And the court case we (almost) all loved...

KBB08 (11:19:19 PM): Tell who you said what?
NickChik29 (11:19:33 PM): ...
Gamewizard007 (11:19:44 PM): Im telling her what ou said now
(11:19:50 PM) x Moltrecuno x has entered the room.
pokemasterfrank (11:19:59 PM): I shall be defending Brian
Gamewizard007 (11:20:00 PM): shes here *tells her*
x Moltrecuno x (11:20:02 PM): :-D *waves*
x Moltrecuno x (11:20:06 PM): wha?
pokemasterfrank (11:20:09 PM): hey Teresa
x Moltrecuno x (11:20:09 PM): O.o
KBB08 (11:20:10 PM): Hey Teresa
Deck Knight (11:20:14 PM): WHAT? *goes to kill GW* Geez... *causes unspeakable pain to GW*
x Moltrecuno x (11:20:22 PM): say wha?
pokemasterfrank (11:20:23 PM): Let the court session begin
Deck Knight (11:20:24 PM): How'd you get your sister off the comp?
x Moltrecuno x (11:20:34 PM): i asked nicely XD
pokemasterfrank (11:20:38 PM): Deck Knight vs. Gamewizard007
KBB08 (11:20:38 PM): XD
Deck Knight (11:20:38 PM): XD
NickChik29 (11:20:42 PM): OH NO!!
pokemasterfrank (11:20:47 PM): The judge...Teresa
x Moltrecuno x (11:20:47 PM): wtf?
x Moltrecuno x (11:20:52 PM): o.o;;;
KBB08 (11:20:55 PM): *grabs whistle*
KBB08 (11:21:01 PM): FWEET! ^_^
x Moltrecuno x (11:21:02 PM): what they do? ._.;;;
Deck Knight (11:21:07 PM): *puts head in hands* This is gonna hurt.
pokemasterfrank (11:21:08 PM): Let us rise Judge Teresa enters
Deck Knight (11:21:16 PM): Did ya have to say rise?
pokemasterfrank (11:21:19 PM): XD
Deck Knight (11:21:21 PM): *falls over*
x Moltrecuno x (11:21:22 PM): *takes out a mallet* order in the chat!
x Moltrecuno x (11:21:25 PM): lol
KBB08 (11:21:28 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (11:21:28 PM): Now all sit down
x Moltrecuno x (11:21:44 PM): uh...why am i a judge again? ^^;
Deck Knight (11:21:46 PM): *sits on GW while holding him in a headlock and noogieing him*
pokemasterfrank (11:21:55 PM): Now, may the state (Hunter) state your accusations.
KBB08 (11:21:56 PM): Cuz you're neutral... i guess
Gamewizard007 (11:21:59 PM): I will tell her if you dont get off
pokemasterfrank (11:22:09 PM): No, cause Hunter is going to tell Teresa.
Deck Knight (11:22:12 PM): *gags GW with a sock*
KBB08 (11:22:13 PM): o ok
pokemasterfrank (11:22:26 PM): And I shall be Brian's attorney if he needs one, lol
Gamewizard007 (11:22:29 PM): I wont tell her if ya get off my head!
Deck Knight (11:22:33 PM): *tapes his mouth shut with Packing Tape*
pokemasterfrank (11:22:36 PM): >_>
Deck Knight (11:22:37 PM): *gets off Hunter*
x Moltrecuno x (11:22:40 PM): *smacks brian and hunter* sorry, but wat is it that u want to tell me?
Gamewizard007 (11:22:41 PM): *mutters* !!!!
Gamewizard007 (11:22:52 PM): well i cant tell now
NickChik29 (11:22:56 PM): dont smack hunter!
x Moltrecuno x (11:23:00 PM): --;
Gamewizard007 (11:23:01 PM): youll find out when i put it in my sig
NickChik29 (11:23:01 PM): *confused*
KBB08 (11:23:02 PM): *amused*
pokemasterfrank (11:23:06 PM): MAY THE STATE STATE YOUR ACCUSATIONS!
x Moltrecuno x (11:23:06 PM): lol
KBB08 (11:23:10 PM): XD
Deck Knight (11:23:11 PM): Yeah, thats my job! *punches Hunter*
pokemasterfrank (11:23:19 PM): Illegal use of evidence!
Gamewizard007 (11:23:30 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (11:23:35 PM): 1000 dollar penalty to the state
Deck Knight (11:23:47 PM): I live in a commonwealth XD
x Moltrecuno x (11:24:03 PM): XD
KBB08 (11:24:11 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (11:24:17 PM): I object your honor. The state is using evidence illegally.
Deck Knight (11:24:26 PM): *beats up the state*
Deck Knight (11:24:32 PM): Its fine(d) now
pokemasterfrank (11:24:34 PM): lol
KBB08 (11:24:39 PM): Teresa, better calm them...
x Moltrecuno x (11:24:48 PM): i am calm
KBB08 (11:24:59 PM): they ain't
pokemasterfrank (11:25:00 PM): Now, may the state please state your accusations against the defendant
x Moltrecuno x (11:25:26 PM): *is ready to smack somebody* now wat is it u wanna tell me damn it?!
Deck Knight (11:25:29 PM): Hunter is being a brat and trying to make me look bad in an attempt to impress Teresa!
pokemasterfrank (11:25:33 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (11:25:37 PM): I object
KBB08 (11:25:38 PM): XD
Gamewizard007 (11:25:38 PM): WHAT!?
Deck Knight (11:25:44 PM): So she'll dump me and go out with Hunter
x Moltrecuno x (11:25:48 PM): okay....
pokemasterfrank (11:25:49 PM): O_O I've objected to my own side
KBB08 (11:25:55 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (11:25:55 PM): No
x Moltrecuno x (11:26:09 PM): *is ready to kill hunter*
Gamewizard007 (11:26:10 PM): *kills brian*
x Moltrecuno x (11:26:14 PM): hey!
pokemasterfrank (11:26:14 PM): I SAID THE STATE MUST STATE HIS ACCUSATIONS AGAINST THE DEFENDANT!
pokemasterfrank (11:26:16 PM): Damnit
x Moltrecuno x (11:26:26 PM): who's the defendant?
Deck Knight (11:26:27 PM): *evades kill* *kills state* *kills Hunter*
pokemasterfrank (11:26:34 PM): Brian is the defendant
pokemasterfrank (11:26:37 PM): He is being accused
x Moltrecuno x (11:26:39 PM): ._.;
KBB08 (11:26:41 PM): FWEET! ANSWER THE QUESTION! (or whatever it is...)
x Moltrecuno x (11:26:43 PM): of what?
Gamewizard007 (11:27:10 PM): *stabs brian in the eye*
x Moltrecuno x (11:27:14 PM): im going to kill someone if they dont tell me right now >=)
pokemasterfrank (11:27:15 PM): pokemasterfrank (8:25:28 PM): I SAID THE STATE MUST STATE HIS ACCUSATIONS AGAINST THE DEFENDANT! Court procedure. Hunter (the State), must state the accusations.
Deck Knight (11:27:22 PM): *evades* *kicks Hunter in the ******l area*
KBB08 (11:27:25 PM): FWEET! NO VIOLENCE!
x Moltrecuno x (11:27:30 PM): O.O
KBB08 (11:27:31 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (11:27:35 PM): SO STATE THE ACCUSATIONS ALREADY DAMNIT!
Gamewizard007 (11:27:36 PM): --;
Deck Knight (11:27:46 PM): Its not my fault he's a GIRLY-man
x Moltrecuno x (11:27:50 PM): im waiting...
Gamewizard007 (11:27:53 PM): We're not in a court *kills frank*
x Moltrecuno x (11:27:55 PM): *taps foot*
KBB08 (11:27:59 PM): FWEET! STATE YOUR ACCUSATIONS SO WE CAN MOVE ON, DAMMIT!
pokemasterfrank (11:28:03 PM): >
Gamewizard007 (11:28:06 PM): *kills kayle*
pokemasterfrank (11:28:07 PM): HUNTER!
pokemasterfrank (11:28:15 PM): GO F*** A CAMEL!
x Moltrecuno x (11:28:19 PM): DAMNIT!!! TELL ME ALREADY!!!
pokemasterfrank (11:28:33 PM): *grabs Hunter and slams him onto the table where Teresa is sitting*
pokemasterfrank (11:28:36 PM): NOW TELL HER!
Deck Knight (11:28:38 PM): You made her angry hunter. Geez... must you ruin EVERYTHING!!!
Gamewizard007 (11:28:39 PM): *creates a tornado* *people swirl around the room* ^^
NickChik29 (11:28:43 PM): BE NICE 2 HIM!!!!
NickChik29 (11:28:44 PM): LOL
pokemasterfrank (11:28:44 PM): :O
KBB08 (11:29:02 PM): FWEET! NO TORNADOS INSIDE!
x Moltrecuno x (11:29:05 PM): *is losing patience*
pokemasterfrank (11:29:12 PM): *begins sliding his face on the table back and forth* If it hurts even a bit, I don't care
x Moltrecuno x (11:29:14 PM): lol
pokemasterfrank (11:29:31 PM): NOW STATE THE ACCUSATIONS!
pokemasterfrank (11:29:36 PM): -_-
pokemasterfrank (11:29:42 PM): *takes a breath*
x Moltrecuno x (11:29:57 PM): *cough* im waiting....still
pokemasterfrank (11:29:58 PM): fine damnit
Deck Knight (11:30:01 PM): *Orders a pizza* Ya said to have Order.
x Moltrecuno x (11:30:28 PM): damnit!! wtf u wanna tell me?!
pokemasterfrank (11:30:30 PM): I'll state the accusations for Hunter
KBB08 (11:30:37 PM): Please.
Deck Knight (11:30:37 PM): Thanks frank...
Deck Knight (11:30:42 PM): Your a real friend --;
pokemasterfrank (11:30:46 PM): XD
KBB08 (11:30:48 PM): XD
x Moltrecuno x (11:30:49 PM): lol
pokemasterfrank (11:30:55 PM): Never mind...I'm on Brian's side
pokemasterfrank (11:30:57 PM): lol
pokemasterfrank (11:31:05 PM): Now will someone state it?
pokemasterfrank (11:31:08 PM): Hunter?
x Moltrecuno x (11:31:11 PM): --; i am ready to kill u all...
pokemasterfrank (11:31:15 PM): O_O
Deck Knight (11:31:17 PM): Eeep...
KBB08 (11:31:21 PM): Um... *gets ready to run*
x Moltrecuno x (11:31:24 PM): NOW TELL ME!!!
pokemasterfrank (11:31:35 PM): Kayla...you get the evidence O_O
Deck Knight (11:31:39 PM): *cowers in fear*
pokemasterfrank (11:31:41 PM): I don't want to die
KBB08 (11:31:44 PM): What evidence?
pokemasterfrank (11:31:47 PM): -_-
x Moltrecuno x (11:31:48 PM): --;
Deck Knight (11:31:49 PM): *falls over*
pokemasterfrank (11:32:14 PM): The rant Brian made earlier...
pokemasterfrank (11:32:18 PM): -_-;
KBB08 (11:32:23 PM): Oh... which? Any?
pokemasterfrank (11:32:33 PM): -_-;; The one *cough*
x Moltrecuno x (11:32:36 PM): did brian do something wrong or embarrassing?
Deck Knight (11:32:50 PM): Wrong? No. Embarrasing? Quite possibly
pokemasterfrank (11:32:56 PM): wrong, yes. embarrasing...depends on how bad you beat on him...
Gamewizard007 (11:33:00 PM): XD
Deck Knight (11:33:09 PM): What do you mean wrong! DAMNIT FRANK!!!
pokemasterfrank (11:33:15 PM): >_<
pokemasterfrank (11:33:16 PM): Sorry
Gamewizard007 (11:33:18 PM): ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x Moltrecuno x (11:33:21 PM): --; did u hit on a girl or somethin?
pokemasterfrank (11:33:24 PM): I can't tell lies...
Deck Knight (11:33:25 PM): No.
x Moltrecuno x (11:33:28 PM): good
x Moltrecuno x (11:33:32 PM): :-)
pokemasterfrank (11:33:35 PM): *wont say anything*
KBB08 (11:33:38 PM): hold on...
pokemasterfrank (11:34:02 PM): And I will be Brian's defendant today
x Moltrecuno x (11:34:06 PM): *taps foot and takes out a sword* im waiting...
pokemasterfrank (11:34:14 PM): So present the evidence and let me crush it!
(11:34:35 PM) NickChik29 has left the room.
Deck Knight (11:34:38 PM): Frank as a lawyer? I think I'll take my chances with myself
pokemasterfrank (11:34:41 PM): XD
x Moltrecuno x (11:34:44 PM): lol
Gamewizard007 (11:34:47 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (11:34:53 PM): You'd rather have me as the state?
x Moltrecuno x (11:34:54 PM): frank will b a bad lawyer someday
pokemasterfrank (11:35:02 PM): And fight against you?
Deck Knight (11:35:03 PM): aren't they all?
pokemasterfrank (11:35:11 PM): lol
Gamewizard007 (11:35:15 PM): *would be a good lawyer* *finds loop holes in everything*
pokemasterfrank (11:35:22 PM): -_-
x Moltrecuno x (11:35:25 PM): u b a bad lawyer too hunter...
x Moltrecuno x (11:35:26 PM): --;
Deck Knight (11:35:29 PM): You'll have a loophole in your face if you tell
KBB08 (11:35:35 PM): Deck Knight (10:54:04 PM): Whatever... anjyway, I was at work today... And this girl came in.
pokemasterfrank (11:35:39 PM): Yeah...if you count the holes in your a**...
Gamewizard007 (11:35:39 PM): I wont dont worry
KBB08 (11:35:41 PM): Deck Knight (10:54:50 PM): It was a site to see I tell ya what, the girl must have had no bra on or something, cause you could see her "assets" through her sweater.
KBB08 (11:35:46 PM): Deck Knight (11:02:10 PM): The girl had big nipples too... I mean, you could see everything, basically only the sweater kept her from being completely topless to humans. It was basically embroidered in blue.
KBB08 (11:35:51 PM): Deck Knight (11:04:08 PM): WELL DAMNIT!!! I'M a friggin testosterone infused boy, like I'm not going to notice some girls rack... geez...
x Moltrecuno x (11:35:59 PM): -_______-;;;
Deck Knight (11:36:01 PM): *dies*
pokemasterfrank (11:36:03 PM): XD
KBB08 (11:36:08 PM): You mean that one?
x Moltrecuno x (11:36:17 PM): *takes out a mallet*
Deck Knight (11:36:19 PM): Thanks a lot.... *sinks into his hole*
KBB08 (11:36:28 PM): ROFLMAO
pokemasterfrank (11:36:31 PM): Now, as Brian stated, typical males produce testosterone
Deck Knight (11:36:35 PM): Terrific, now I'm in a Wak-A-Mole game...
pokemasterfrank (11:36:38 PM): during puberty
KBB08 (11:36:44 PM): XDXDXDXD
KBB08 (11:37:05 PM): *lauging so hard*
Deck Knight (11:37:13 PM): The girl walked in! Geez, it didn't take a physician to see! Zak and Frank and Hunter and Khalid would have done it too.
pokemasterfrank (11:37:19 PM): With this hormone coursing through a male's bloodstream, he is easily "sexually aroused".
Gamewizard007 (11:37:37 PM): I wouldnt I dont care bout that stuff *cares about personalities*
pokemasterfrank (11:37:37 PM): Hunter...probably not...hes "undeveloped"
Gamewizard007 (11:37:52 PM): --;
Gamewizard007 (11:37:56 PM): *kills frank*
KBB08 (11:37:59 PM): *still* ROFLMAO
pokemasterfrank (11:38:00 PM): Khalid...he's just bizzarely horny
Deck Knight (11:38:03 PM): OK, so she had a rack, big deal, I just did what I needed to do(got the packing materials she wanted) and she left.
Gamewizard007 (11:38:15 PM): XD
x Moltrecuno x (11:38:32 PM): oh...i think i remember u tellin me that earlier. @_@;
KBB08 (11:38:48 PM): My sides hurt... *still laughing*
Deck Knight (11:38:48 PM): Is it a crime for me to look at a girl who obviously wore no bra and came in? I was at the counter, I did my job, and thats it.
pokemasterfrank (11:39:02 PM): Me...I got Katie But I would admit, I would stare, and then duck my head down in shame for staring...
x Moltrecuno x (11:39:04 PM): lol
pokemasterfrank (11:40:10 PM): But all males have the tendency to be "sexually aroused" by physical features, especially during the years of puberty. So there for, Brian is innocent.
pokemasterfrank (11:40:19 PM): *Waits for the judges decision*
pokemasterfrank (11:40:31 PM): Anything the State would like to add? To counter?
Gamewizard007 (11:40:48 PM): Hey ive stayed out of it from the begining
pokemasterfrank (11:40:56 PM): >_> Sure
pokemasterfrank (11:41:44 PM): Now...we shall await the decision of the Judge
pokemasterfrank (11:41:50 PM): Teresa, what is your sentence
Gamewizard007 (11:41:56 PM): XD
KBB08 (11:42:00 PM): I g2g.
pokemasterfrank (11:42:03 PM): bye kayla
KBB08 (11:42:05 PM): ;-;
Deck Knight (11:42:14 PM): My sentence is: "I'm going to kill you frank and hunter"
Deck Knight (11:42:15 PM): bye
pokemasterfrank (11:42:18 PM): :O
pokemasterfrank (11:42:22 PM): I'm defending you!
KBB08 (11:42:26 PM): Someone tell me what happens.
KBB08 (11:42:28 PM): Bye.

They never did tell me how that turned out...

[Katie]

lol this topic sure is colorful *scrolls up and down*

gah... of all the times to delete my saved chat-funny-ness, it had to be just HOURS before I saw this topic X_X "oh, I'll never need this stuff anymore..." HAH ;____; anyway. um. with the bots, it's always funny when they backfire, someone asks who's a homo and it says they are :>
oh!!! of course, the one that started it all!! *I may get this wrong, but I'm doing it from memory from about a year ago... and I'll just use tpm sn's to avoid confusion and cuz I don't remember them >_>;;*

jay umbreon: oh how I've dreamed of f*cking off...
darkdragonite: who's off?
dashira: sheep

^__________________^

~Katie

[Moltrecuno]

*has the rest of that court chat* O.o;; That was one interesting chat....


8:42:00 PM) KBB08 has left the room.
Deck Knight (8:42:01 PM): OK then... I wothdraw my statement
pokemasterfrank (8:43:24 PM): 15 Minute Recess while the Judge makes her decision?
Deck Knight (8:44:29 PM): Fine, whatever *goes to a "rent a cave" center.
pokemasterfrank (8:44:42 PM): :O
pokemasterfrank (8:44:44 PM): lol
x Moltrecuno x (8:44:57 PM): ._.
pokemasterfrank (8:45:13 PM): Has the judge made her decision?
pokemasterfrank (8:45:33 PM): *is trying hard to keep a straight face*
x Moltrecuno x (8:45:45 PM): O.o
x Moltrecuno x (8:45:59 PM): i made my decision :-)
pokemasterfrank (8:46:14 PM): I've been serious this whole time...much too long...
pokemasterfrank (8:46:19 PM): Hmm...
pokemasterfrank (8:46:21 PM): ORDER!
Deck Knight (8:46:28 PM): I already got the pizza
pokemasterfrank (8:46:29 PM): The sentence shall be announced!
Deck Knight (8:46:35 PM): *spreads the pizza arround*
(8:46:40 PM) NickChik29 has entered the room.
Gamewizard007 (8:46:41 PM): *eats pizza*
x Moltrecuno x (8:46:42 PM): yummeh ^_^
(8:46:43 PM) NickChik29 has left the room.
pokemasterfrank (8:47:01 PM): please stand Judge Teresa enters and enjoys her pizza
pokemasterfrank (8:47:04 PM): as*
pokemasterfrank (8:47:22 PM): *motions for everybody to sit down*
x Moltrecuno x (8:48:18 PM): can i say it now?
pokemasterfrank (8:48:25 PM): yes
pokemasterfrank (8:48:26 PM): lol
(8:48:51 PM) Y o Y o 2 3 8 has entered the room.
pokemasterfrank (8:48:56 PM): hey Zak
x Moltrecuno x (8:48:59 PM): one, yes i am a bit suprised that brian did that, but i already chatted to him about it.
Deck Knight (8:49:07 PM): Hello Zak.
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:49:23 PM): ooooh
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (8:49:24 PM): sup?
Deck Knight (8:49:27 PM): Stupid girl and her stupid... aww forget it.
x Moltrecuno x (8:49:33 PM): two, i should be angry beyond belief like most girls but im not since i end up being those girls who are very understanding.
x Moltrecuno x (8:49:42 PM): my decision is....
x Moltrecuno x (8:50:08 PM): that im going to shoot and kill frank and hunter for making it sound so bad!
pokemasterfrank (8:50:14 PM): :O
pokemasterfrank (8:50:16 PM): I didn't!
Gamewizard007 (8:50:20 PM): HEY I DIDNT EVEN GET INTO IT!
Deck Knight (8:50:20 PM): I like the verdict
pokemasterfrank (8:50:20 PM): I was defending him!
Deck Knight (8:50:28 PM): *grabs two shotguns*
x Moltrecuno x (8:50:31 PM): u were a bad lawyer!!
Deck Knight (8:50:33 PM): *hands one to Teresa*
Deck Knight (8:50:44 PM): *stards shooting at Hunter*
pokemasterfrank (8:50:46 PM): ;_; It wasn't my fault I couldn't afford law school
pokemasterfrank (8:50:59 PM): starts*
Gamewizard007 (8:51:00 PM): *uses whirlwinds to reverse all bullets at teresa and brian
Gamewizard007 (8:51:02 PM): *
pokemasterfrank (8:51:05 PM): :O
pokemasterfrank (8:51:10 PM): NOT NICE!
pokemasterfrank (8:51:14 PM): *Tackles Hunter*
pokemasterfrank (8:51:17 PM): O_O
Gamewizard007 (8:51:24 PM): Hey you wanna get shot?
pokemasterfrank (8:51:32 PM): thats what the "O_O" is for
pokemasterfrank (8:51:35 PM): I just rememberd
pokemasterfrank (8:51:40 PM): rememebered*
x Moltrecuno x (8:51:43 PM): *shoots hunter's head off*
Gamewizard007 (8:51:50 PM): *winds blow it away*
pokemasterfrank (8:51:55 PM): XD
Deck Knight (8:51:58 PM): It wasn't my fault I was working at the counter and had to notice the two most standout things that were fricken on fricken display!!! I have to help everyone who goes to the counter, I was doing my job...
Gamewizard007 (8:52:01 PM): Frank uses your matrix thingie
Deck Knight (8:52:10 PM): I did it right quick too cause I was feeling bad about it.
pokemasterfrank (8:52:11 PM): x Moltrecuno x (8:51:22 PM): *shoots hunter's head off* Gamewizard007 (8:51:29 PM): *winds blow it away*
Gamewizard007 (8:52:22 PM): XD
x Moltrecuno x (8:52:22 PM): bah!!!
Gamewizard007 (8:52:33 PM): *bullet
pokemasterfrank (8:52:51 PM): ._.
x Moltrecuno x (8:52:59 PM): *kicks frank*
pokemasterfrank (8:53:10 PM): I think I shall accept my sentense nobly
Deck Knight (8:53:32 PM): Good then *pulls out a Sherman Tank*
pokemasterfrank (8:53:37 PM): Tis a far far better thing that I do now...than I have ever done before...
Deck Knight (8:53:50 PM): *goes into said tank* *fires at hunter*
Deck Knight (8:53:54 PM): I feel better now...
x Moltrecuno x (8:54:00 PM): *drops nuke on hunter and frank*
Gamewizard007 (8:54:02 PM): *blows all attacks back at tank*
pokemasterfrank (8:54:11 PM): *blindfolds self*
pokemasterfrank (8:54:12 PM): I'm ready
Gamewizard007 (8:54:13 PM): *nuke flys and drops on teresa*
x Moltrecuno x (8:54:13 PM): :> go boom
Deck Knight (8:54:15 PM): Its a SHERMAN Tank
Deck Knight (8:54:19 PM): Hunters can't destroy it
x Moltrecuno x (8:54:24 PM): whee
Deck Knight (8:54:30 PM): *throws nuke back at GW
Gamewizard007 (8:54:35 PM): *blows it back*
Deck Knight (8:54:42 PM): Using his pubescently acquired super strength XP
pokemasterfrank (8:54:53 PM): A single tear floats through the air as the nuke erupts on contact...enveloping him...forever...
x Moltrecuno x (8:54:57 PM): lol
Deck Knight (8:54:59 PM): *blows it back at Hunter*
Gamewizard007 (8:55:16 PM): *wind throw it out of atmosphere toward sun*
Deck Knight (8:55:37 PM): *Sun bats it with a Tennis Racket and it hits GW's ******l area*
pokemasterfrank (8:55:41 PM): The tear floats away, unharmed, and grazes the cheek of the one who caused the destruction.
Gamewizard007 (8:55:50 PM): Im a guy you boob
pokemasterfrank (8:55:51 PM): The one who killed...
Deck Knight (8:56:03 PM): Oh, so now who's talking obout them, HMMMM Hunter>
pokemasterfrank (8:56:10 PM): ?*
x Moltrecuno x (8:56:11 PM): XD
Gamewizard007 (8:56:12 PM): --;
pokemasterfrank (8:56:19 PM): about*
pokemasterfrank (8:56:39 PM): ASDF!
x Moltrecuno x (8:56:49 PM): O.o
pokemasterfrank (8:56:49 PM): I've been killed twice in ummmm today
pokemasterfrank (8:56:54 PM): What is with my luck?!?
Deck Knight (8:57:03 PM): Hunters been killed thrice
Gamewizard007 (8:57:06 PM): *kills frank again* 3rd times a charm
pokemasterfrank (8:57:10 PM): -_-
Gamewizard007 (8:57:11 PM): XD
Deck Knight (8:57:17 PM): *kills Hunter millions of time*
x Moltrecuno x (8:57:19 PM): i got killed over 20 times in chats in the past 6 months O.o;;;
Deck Knight (8:57:23 PM): *kisses Teresa for each kill*
Gamewizard007 (8:57:27 PM): *blocks all atempts*
x Moltrecuno x (8:57:31 PM): *kisses brian back*
pokemasterfrank (8:57:32 PM): atempts!
Deck Knight (8:57:36 PM): You were revived over 30
pokemasterfrank (8:57:37 PM): A TEMPTS!
Gamewizard007 (8:57:38 PM): --;
Deck Knight (8:57:45 PM): Ah HA!
pokemasterfrank (8:57:50 PM): BRIAN! HE'S A TEMPTING YOU!
Gamewizard007 (8:58:00 PM): *kills all*
Deck Knight (8:58:12 PM): Snd you pointed at me for a true story... well, who's rambling on NOW, *in a Shrek voice* HMMMM!!!!
Gamewizard007 (8:58:34 PM): *grabs franks heart and shows it to him before he fall over dead* --;
pokemasterfrank (8:58:43 PM): ;_;
Deck Knight (8:58:45 PM): *revives Frank*
Gamewizard007 (8:58:48 PM): XD
Deck Knight (8:58:54 PM): *uses Salamando on Hunter*
pokemasterfrank (8:58:54 PM): Why thank you Brian
Gamewizard007 (8:59:05 PM): *kills teresa*
Deck Knight (8:59:16 PM): *beats the **** out of Hunter for eternity*
Deck Knight (8:59:20 PM): *revives Teresa*
pokemasterfrank (8:59:24 PM): hmm...*creates a sword-like pillar of fire*
x Moltrecuno x (8:59:27 PM): whee :>
Gamewizard007 (8:59:30 PM): *kills deck and teresa*
pokemasterfrank (8:59:33 PM): You want to think this through?
pokemasterfrank (8:59:37 PM): *slashes Hunter*
Deck Knight (8:59:40 PM): *Revives self and Teresa*
Gamewizard007 (8:59:44 PM): *blocks with staff*
Deck Knight (8:59:47 PM): *pummels hunter to a pulp*
pokemasterfrank (8:59:52 PM): *burns though staff*
Gamewizard007 (8:59:54 PM): how do you revive yuorself?
Gamewizard007 (9:00:00 PM): you cant
pokemasterfrank (9:00:03 PM): He has a magickal fairy
Deck Knight (9:00:04 PM): I casted Life 3 a bajillion times
Gamewizard007 (9:00:27 PM): *blows frank off the cliff with whirlwind*
pokemasterfrank (9:00:46 PM): SPIRIT FLAME ATTACK! *flames burst out of palms and propell self upward*
Gamewizard007 (9:00:58 PM): *hold him down with wind*
pokemasterfrank (9:01:08 PM): Nope
pokemasterfrank (9:01:13 PM): I have greater force
pokemasterfrank (9:01:18 PM): *flips over*
pokemasterfrank (9:01:22 PM): SPIRIT GUN!
pokemasterfrank (9:01:29 PM): *blasts Hunter*
Deck Knight (9:01:30 PM): Did you know that wind SPREADS Fire GW?
pokemasterfrank (9:01:40 PM): Oxygen feeds fire >_>
Gamewizard007 (9:01:55 PM): Blades of the northern winds! *invisible blades of wind cut through frank* lol
pokemasterfrank (9:02:00 PM): >_>
pokemasterfrank (9:02:09 PM): WIND MAKES NOISE!
Gamewizard007 (9:02:12 PM): not an overwelming amount
pokemasterfrank (9:02:20 PM): *slices the blades*
Deck Knight (9:02:21 PM): which is why wind sucks
x Moltrecuno x (9:02:22 PM): whoosh!!
x Moltrecuno x (9:02:31 PM): windy :-)
pokemasterfrank (9:02:41 PM): Your wind blades are too easy to defend against.
Gamewizard007 (9:02:59 PM): *uses sword to slash at everyone here*
pokemasterfrank (9:03:20 PM): *blocks with Flame Sword*
Gamewizard007 (9:03:24 PM): no they cant be cut its like inuyashas attack except blades instead of blood
Deck Knight (9:03:27 PM): *casts Dark Force Gem Missile Lava Wave Freeze Burst Lucent Beam Lunar Magic Thunderbolt to kill Hunter
Gamewizard007 (9:03:32 PM): *wind
pokemasterfrank (9:03:39 PM): meh
Gamewizard007 (9:03:44 PM): uh *blocks*
Deck Knight (9:03:54 PM): Its MAGIC, you can't block it
pokemasterfrank (9:03:56 PM): your wind power charges up my fire power
pokemasterfrank (9:04:02 PM): so I can block your attack
Gamewizard007 (9:04:28 PM): no, If theres to much oxygen a flame dies, if theres to little a flame dies
pokemasterfrank (9:04:32 PM): No
Gamewizard007 (9:04:37 PM): yes
pokemasterfrank (9:04:59 PM): If you spray oxygen, the flame will burn out because of the force the wind makes
Deck Knight (9:05:09 PM): Hunter, all you notice is "Anatomy" *AHEM*, you don't know physics
pokemasterfrank (9:05:13 PM): But if the flames are big enough, they can be spread instead
pokemasterfrank (9:05:25 PM): blowen farther
Gamewizard007 (9:05:43 PM): and a flame needs fuel to be a flame too is your hand wood? XD
pokemasterfrank (9:05:55 PM): >_>
(9:05:55 PM) Y o Y o 2 3 8 has left the room.
pokemasterfrank (9:06:15 PM): Its my special move where I can form flames from my palms...
Gamewizard007 (9:06:31 PM): *flys away*
(9:06:32 PM) Gamewizard007 has left the room.
pokemasterfrank (9:06:40 PM): Sure...the bladeone will burn like crap if I hold it too long (oh f....*drops the sword*)
pokemasterfrank (9:06:50 PM): he left
Deck Knight (9:06:56 PM): Hunter sucks
(9:07:03 PM) NickChik29 has entered the room.
pokemasterfrank (9:07:07 PM): wb
Deck Knight (9:07:13 PM): Hello Michelle *averts eyes*
pokemasterfrank (9:07:19 PM): lol
NickChik29 (9:07:29 PM): ok... *averts eyes*???
Deck Knight (9:07:42 PM): (Looks in a different dirrection from you)
pokemasterfrank (9:07:45 PM): Brian...doesn't want...to be...accused again...
Deck Knight (9:07:52 PM): I already got in trouble today...
NickChik29 (9:08:08 PM): accused of what?
pokemasterfrank (9:08:13 PM): nothing
pokemasterfrank (9:08:17 PM): just...don't ask
NickChik29 (9:08:18 PM): ok...
NickChik29 (9:08:37 PM): yall wanna play hangman?
pokemasterfrank (9:08:43 PM): nope
NickChik29 (9:08:47 PM): ok
Deck Knight (9:11:22 PM): pokemasterfrank (11:39:17 PM): Me...I got Katie But I would admit, I would stare, and then duck my head down in shame for staring...
Deck Knight (9:11:30 PM): Lets interrogate Frank now!
pokemasterfrank (9:11:32 PM): :O
pokemasterfrank (9:11:40 PM): Thats not nice
Deck Knight (9:11:40 PM): Lets invite Katie in at the next chance!
pokemasterfrank (9:11:42 PM): lol
pokemasterfrank (9:11:43 PM): sure
pokemasterfrank (9:11:47 PM): I don't care
pokemasterfrank (9:11:58 PM): *knows the truth*
pokemasterfrank (9:12:04 PM): *and loves katie*
NickChik29 (9:12:18 PM): OMG!!!!!
pokemasterfrank (9:12:22 PM): ?
Deck Knight (9:12:33 PM): pokemasterfrank (12:12:47 AM): *and got turned on by Brians story* <-- you left that out XP.
pokemasterfrank (9:12:42 PM): ...
NickChik29 (9:12:43 PM): I JUST REALIZED SUMTHING
pokemasterfrank (9:12:50 PM): Your words didn't do much
TLKsNala98 (9:12:59 PM): >.< my dad had me set him up an email account
NickChik29 (9:13:00 PM): no...
pokemasterfrank (9:13:03 PM): wtf
TLKsNala98 (9:13:09 PM): and he hasn't cvhecked it
NickChik29 (9:13:11 PM): I LOVE BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
x Moltrecuno x (9:13:11 PM):
TLKsNala98 (9:13:12 PM): now he wants me to see if he had any messages and delete them'
NickChik29 (9:13:22 PM): my mom is the same way
Deck Knight (9:13:23 PM): Really frank? That means one of two things. A:You aren't a boy, or B: you have no imagination.
NickChik29 (9:13:30 PM): she just got an email account 2
pokemasterfrank (9:13:34 PM): Brian...if this is your sick idea of a joke...
Deck Knight (9:13:41 PM): Current;y I'm leaning toward B.
x Moltrecuno x (9:13:51 PM): anyone have the chat log? i would like to read it
NickChik29 (9:14:06 PM): chat log?
pokemasterfrank (9:14:33 PM): Acutally its 1) Words don't arouse me much. 2) Sight would arouse me...but I would feel ashemed for it. 3) Is this IM a sick and twisted joke?

[Tainted]

I went into the room like once or twice, and most times have been boring... although one was quite funny.... I walked in and there were like 4 people there...
I forget the exact meaning of the chat, as I don't keep record of chat logs or anything, but here it is loosely:

DragonMaster103: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear, does it make a sound?
Me: What if the trees have ears? And what if no ones around to see the ears?
DragonMaster103: XD

[Gligar_Man]

lol... i wish i never sprayed hunter with windex... anywhos...

shiznitobip: SAY MY !NAME *****
TPMBot: shiznitobip: shiznitobip

[M1ND G4ME]

Heres a log of an IM between me and Brian (Deck Knight) He was being Psychic that day XD

Game Wizard007 (11:42:56 AM): Hey
Deck Knight (11:43:21 AM): I think she's at church
Deck Knight (11:43:28 AM): before you ask.
Game Wizard007 (11:43:37 AM): howed you know i was going to ask!?
Deck Knight (11:43:43 AM): I'm Psychic
Deck Knight (11:44:06 AM): *in a mystical voice* Because DK knows... he always knows...
Game Wizard007 (11:44:44 AM): ok..
Deck Knight (11:45:14 AM): I know you are skeptical
Game Wizard007 (11:45:27 AM): what am i thinking
Deck Knight (11:45:42 AM): You are thinking you wish Teresa was on right now so you could talk to her.
Game Wizard007 (11:45:49 AM): =-O FEAR!
Game Wizard007 (11:46:10 AM): ok now what am i thinking
Deck Knight (11:46:53 AM): You are thinking "Why am I wasting my time listening to this idiot rambling on about the Psychic powers he doesn't have, instead of talking to Teresa, who I wish was on"
Game Wizard007 (11:47:13 AM): o.O WHAT THE HECK!?
Game Wizard007 (11:47:38 AM): how are you doing that!?
Deck Knight (11:48:04 AM): *in a mysrical voice* Because DK knows, he always knows... XD!
Deck Knight (11:48:08 AM): *mystical
Game Wizard007 (11:48:14 AM): *scared*
Game Wizard007 (11:48:42 AM): im glad i saw your picture XD idalmost think i have a twin
Deck Knight (11:48:57 AM): Well... ya don't.
Deck Knight (11:49:33 AM): Now you are thinking, "Thank god HE isn't my twin, with his sick mind and whatnot".
Game Wizard007 (11:49:47 AM): HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!
Game Wizard007 (11:49:57 AM): YOUVE GOTTEN IT RIGHT EVERY TIME!
Game Wizard007 (11:50:06 AM): YOUR FREAKING ME OUT
Deck Knight (11:50:35 AM): Its a gift... or a curse, XD.
Game Wizard007 (11:50:41 AM): ok one more time
Game Wizard007 (11:50:51 AM): now what am i thinking
Deck Knight (11:51:08 AM): Now you are thinking "PLEASE don't let him be right about what I am thinking this time".
Game Wizard007 (11:51:19 AM): FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game Wizard007 (11:51:56 AM): im going to make ou get it wrong! try again!
Deck Knight (11:52:44 AM): You are thinking "That idiot will never guess what I'm thinking this time, its impossible."
Game Wizard007 (11:53:08 AM): *runs away screaming*

[EVme15]

How could I forget the one in my sig!?

Vampiregal361 (2:56:57 AM): ooh, you in 6th grade or what?
Syberia X (2:57:12 AM): He's 10, I think =-O
Dark Squall 1000 (2:57:23 AM): no
Dark Squall 1000 (2:57:27 AM): i'm in 4th

Has anyone ever noticed how much fun it is to mess with the bot?

Vampiregal361 (4:03:38 PM): !Brillo-scope?
TPMBot (4:03:38 PM): Ah, there he is, vampiregal361! Leg it, quick!
Vampiregal361 (4:03:43 PM): *runs*
Aipom of Doom (4:03:48 PM): !brillodeath
TPMBot (4:03:48 PM): Don't worry, aipomofdoom, Brillo's bothering some other people.
Aipom of Doom (4:03:53 PM): XD
Vampiregal361 (4:04:05 PM): why is "other people" always me?!

Dpaladin16 (4:06:04 PM): !cointails
TPMBot (4:06:04 PM): dpaladin16: Heads
Aipom of Doom (4:06:04 PM): !coin
TPMBot (4:06:05 PM): aipomofdoom: Tails
Aipom of Doom (4:06:06 PM): !coin
TPMBot (4:06:06 PM): aipomofdoom: Heads
Aipom of Doom (4:06:07 PM): !coin
TPMBot (4:06:07 PM): aipomofdoom: Tails

KBB08 (5:47:18 PM): !rps rock
TPMBot (5:47:19 PM): kbb08 chose Rock, TPMBot chose Rock - It's a draw!
Neutral Jumper (5:47:20 PM): XD
Neutral Jumper (5:47:24 PM): !rps
Neutral Jumper (5:47:27 PM): !rps paper
TPMBot (5:47:27 PM): neutraljumper chose Paper, TPMBot chose Rock - Paper covers rock - neutraljumper wins!
Neutral Jumper (5:47:33 PM): w00t!
Aipom of Doom (5:47:39 PM): Brilla would have more success with the rapage XD
KBB08 (5:47:41 PM): !rps paper
TPMBot (5:47:41 PM): kbb08 chose Paper, TPMBot chose Rock - Paper covers rock - kbb08 wins!
Vampiregal361 (5:47:50 PM): !8ball is there a Brilla?
TPMBot (5:47:50 PM): vampiregal361: Heh, no.
KBB08 (5:47:59 PM): ... bot always choose rock.
Vampiregal361 (5:48:06 PM): not always
KBB08 (5:48:11 PM): !rps rock
TPMBot (5:48:11 PM): kbb08 chose Rock, TPMBot chose Rock - It's a draw!
Vampiregal361 (5:48:15 PM): !rps scissors
TPMBot (5:48:15 PM): vampiregal361 chose Scissors, TPMBot chose Rock - Rock blunts scissors - TPMBot wins!
Vampiregal361 (5:48:20 PM): **** YOU
KBB08 (5:48:25 PM): XD told you!
Neutral Jumper (5:48:33 PM): XD

Neutral Jumper (5:49:47 PM): I warned TPM bot!
Neutral Jumper (5:49:47 PM): XD
Muyotwo (5:49:47 PM): !rps Paper
TPMBot (5:49:48 PM): muyotwo chose Paper, TPMBot chose Paper - It's a draw!
Muyotwo (5:49:54 PM): !RPS Paper
shiznitobip (5:49:58 PM): !rps rock
TPMBot (5:49:59 PM): shiznitobip chose Rock, TPMBot chose Scissors - Rock blunts scissors - shiznitobip wins!
Muyotwo (5:50:02 PM): !rps Paper
TPMBot (5:50:03 PM): muyotwo chose Paper, TPMBot chose Paper - It's a draw!
shiznitobip (5:50:04 PM): w00t
Vampiregal361 (5:50:06 PM): !rps smoke rock
Muyotwo (5:50:09 PM): !rps paper
TPMBot (5:50:09 PM): muyotwo chose Paper, TPMBot chose Paper - It's a draw!
Vampiregal361 (5:50:10 PM): damn
Muyotwo (5:50:14 PM): !rps paper
TPMBot (5:50:14 PM): muyotwo chose Paper, TPMBot chose Scissors - Scissors cut paper - TPMBot wins!
KBB08 (5:50:16 PM): !dice
TPMBot (5:50:16 PM): kbb08 rolled 2 dice (2, 2) - Total: 4
Muyotwo (5:50:17 PM): ;_;
Vampiregal361 (5:50:19 PM): !rps roll paper
Muyotwo (5:50:20 PM): !rps paper
TPMBot (5:50:20 PM): muyotwo chose Paper, TPMBot chose Paper - It's a draw!
Muyotwo (5:50:25 PM): !rps paper
TPMBot (5:50:26 PM): muyotwo chose Paper, TPMBot chose Rock - Paper covers rock - muyotwo wins!
KBB08 (5:50:26 PM): !rps rock
TPMBot (5:50:27 PM): kbb08 chose Rock, TPMBot chose Rock - It's a draw!
Neutral Jumper (5:50:27 PM): WTF
Muyotwo (5:50:30 PM): FINALLY!
Neutral Jumper (5:50:31 PM): TPM BOT WARNED ME
KBB08 (5:50:37 PM): O_O
Muyotwo (5:50:38 PM): PAPER TRIUMPHS!
Vampiregal361 (5:50:40 PM): !rps scissors
TPMBot (5:50:40 PM): vampiregal361 chose Scissors, TPMBot chose Paper - Scissors cut paper - vampiregal361 wins!
Vampiregal361 (5:50:53 PM): what'd you do Khalid?
KBB08 (5:50:54 PM): !rps paper
TPMBot (5:50:54 PM): kbb08 chose Paper, TPMBot chose Scissors - Scissors cut paper - TPMBot wins!
KBB08 (5:50:57 PM): >.<
KBB08 (5:51:12 PM): He warned him... it...
Neutral Jumper (5:51:14 PM): XD
Neutral Jumper (5:51:18 PM): !help
Neutral Jumper (5:51:29 PM): !help
Vampiregal361 (5:51:32 PM): dude, you warned a bot?!
Vampiregal361 (5:51:38 PM): you idiot
Neutral Jumper (5:51:40 PM): yup
Neutral Jumper (5:51:41 PM): XD

Vampiregal361 (4:15:52 PM): people screw eachother in the stairs to the shooting range

Vampiregal361 (4:16:29 PM): !brillo
TPMBot (4:16:29 PM): Ah, there he is, vampiregal361! Leg it, quick!
Vampiregal361 (4:16:33 PM): *runs*
Aipom of Doom (4:16:33 PM): !8ball is Dru one of these people screwing on the stairs?
TPMBot (4:16:34 PM): aipomofdoom: As I see it, yes.
Vampiregal361 (4:16:46 PM): shhh! don't tell them!
Lady Vulpix G (4:16:53 PM): !8ball, is Brillo the other?
TPMBot (4:16:53 PM): ladyvulpixg: It's possible...
Aipom of Doom (4:16:53 PM): XD
Neutral Jumper (4:16:59 PM): !8ball will dru hump anyone today?
TPMBot (4:17:00 PM): neutraljumper: Sure thing!
Vampiregal361 (4:17:01 PM): =-O! Gabi!
Aipom of Doom (4:17:06 PM): XD
Lady Vulpix G (4:17:10 PM): XD Sorry.
Vampiregal361 (4:17:18 PM): :-\
Neutral Jumper (4:17:19 PM): !8ball will I get humped today?
TPMBot (4:17:19 PM): neutraljumper: Certainly!

Aipom of Doom (4:26:56 PM): *kickbans dru*
Neutral Jumper (4:26:57 PM): yeah
Vampiregal361 (4:27:05 PM): what?!
Aipom of Doom (4:27:06 PM): Oh wait, its AIM... which has no kickbanning <_<
Aipom of Doom (4:27:19 PM): nor kicking
Aipom of Doom (4:27:21 PM): nor banning
Aipom of Doom (4:27:23 PM): nor anything of the sort
Aipom of Doom (4:27:29 PM): Just security loopholes
Neutral Jumper (4:27:40 PM): Its AMERICAN made
Neutral Jumper (4:27:43 PM): what do you expect

Aipom of Doom (4:41:03 PM): There were some really dumb randoms here a week ago =/
Vampiregal361 (4:41:08 PM): Galveston
Aipom of Doom (4:41:13 PM): They said Pokemon was stupid and wouldn't listen to ANY logic
Lady Vulpix G (4:41:28 PM): I saw them.
Vampiregal361 (4:41:31 PM): *shrugs* screw em, they're just a waste of time
Neutral Jumper (4:41:44 PM): put them on ignore
Aipom of Doom (4:41:47 PM): "Pokemon is stupid!" "Why is it stupid?" "Because it's a game" "And games are bad why?" "You're gay"
Vampiregal361 (4:41:56 PM): lol
Aipom of Doom (4:41:59 PM): That is pretty much the just of what they said =/
GiovanniTR316 (4:42:03 PM): XD
Aipom of Doom (4:42:04 PM): *jist
Aipom of Doom (4:42:06 PM): or whatever
Vampiregal361 (4:42:11 PM): jist, yes
Neutral Jumper (4:42:15 PM): jist?
GiovanniTR316 (4:42:16 PM): I hate people liek that
GiovanniTR316 (4:42:24 PM): "Pogeymanz is st00ped, LOLZZZ"
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (4:42:25 PM): XD
Neutral Jumper (4:42:26 PM): I hate 95% of all randoms
Aipom of Doom (4:42:34 PM): They spelled much worse than tha, Mike
Neutral Jumper (4:42:35 PM): where are the decent randoms that used to come
Neutral Jumper (4:42:39 PM): like latinabitch
Lady Vulpix G (4:42:44 PM): DECBit was my favorite random.
Neutral Jumper (4:42:44 PM): and pimpdaddy
Vampiregal361 (4:42:54 PM): when people tell me I'm gay, I say, "And? You have a problem with it?"
Vampiregal361 (4:42:56 PM): they walk away scared,,,
Lady Vulpix G (4:43:02 PM): He only came in once, though.
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (4:43:05 PM): yeah
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (4:43:06 PM): Allie is an exception
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (4:43:06 PM): hmmm
Aipom of Doom (4:43:07 PM): And they also seemed to think anyone who played videogames was a homosexual geek who did nothing but stay on the computer and get really fat O_O
GiovanniTR316 (4:43:51 PM): "why's that?""Bcuz it haz Peekach00" "...so? It also has Scyther, Charizard, and Houndoom. How are a Hellhound, a Fire-breathing Dragon, and a blade-armed Mantis compared to a small electric rat?"
GiovanniTR316 (4:44:02 PM): 5 letters, One word. OWNED

Y o Y o 2 3 8 (4:49:28 PM): I used to think Dru was a guy XD
K endaw G 528 (4:49:33 PM): same
Neutral Jumper (4:49:40 PM): XD me too
Vampiregal361 (4:49:40 PM): _-_;
Dpaladin16 (4:49:40 PM): Ditto
Dpaladin16 (4:49:45 PM): I mean... Golbat
Neutral Jumper (4:49:50 PM): XD

Y o Y o 2 3 8 (5:03:18 PM): *licks Sam plushie all over*
Aipom of Doom (5:03:23 PM): =O
Dpaladin16 (5:03:27 PM): You are a product of pubic schools, Dru
shiznitobip (5:03:30 PM): *licks feet*
shiznitobip (5:03:34 PM): *own feet*
shiznitobip (5:03:36 PM): ;-)
Neutral Jumper (5:03:38 PM): *lights sam plushie on fire after covering it with kerosene*
Aipom of Doom (5:03:41 PM): Eww, Sam will kill you if she sees you licking there, Zak =X
Vampiregal361 (5:03:41 PM): sure an, not juzt pubik skulz, Tecksaz skulz
Dpaladin16 (5:03:42 PM): (yes, that typo WAS intended)
Neutral Jumper (5:03:53 PM): we know brian
Neutral Jumper (5:03:54 PM): we know
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (5:04:08 PM): pubic schools?
Aipom of Doom (5:04:13 PM): XD
Vampiregal361 (5:04:16 PM): XD
Neutral Jumper (5:04:16 PM): XD
Dpaladin16 (5:04:18 PM): XD
Aipom of Doom (5:04:21 PM): So THAT's where she learns about licking
Vampiregal361 (5:04:23 PM): *publik

KBB08 (6:06:22 PM): So the toilet paper clogged the toilet, and it overflowed all over the bathroom!
Aipom of Doom (6:06:42 PM): That actually happened to me ._.
shiznitobip (6:06:49 PM): yeah i hate it when that happens
shiznitobip (6:06:54 PM): one time there was **** all over the floor
KBB08 (6:07:00 PM): >.<
shiznitobip (6:07:01 PM): so i peed outside
Aipom of Doom (6:07:08 PM): It happened to my family in a hotel and we were without a bathroom >_<
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (6:07:08 PM): XD
Aipom of Doom (6:07:11 PM): XD
KBB08 (6:07:16 PM): XD
shiznitobip (6:07:27 PM): ok now im beginning to think your idea was just a way to make me look stupid
shiznitobip (6:07:30 PM): instead of confuse soeone
shiznitobip (6:07:33 PM): well it worked...
KBB08 (6:07:38 PM): XD YEAH!
Aipom of Doom (6:07:39 PM): lol
shiznitobip (6:07:50 PM): -_-
shiznitobip (6:08:01 PM): i have a bad feeling im gonna be seeing that in aot of peoples sigs
shiznitobip (6:08:01 PM): lol
Everyone, that's your cue...

BTW: These were all from one chat. (Except the first)
Geeze, I got a lot here... @_@

[Nall]

*points to sig* GojirottX is my AIM s/n and TPMbot is abso-frickin'-lutely right.

And though I don't remember the exact logs, TPMbot once said Frank wants to make out with Rudy, and Rudy wants to make out with Kevin. =O

[Gligar_Man]

ok so i can explain about the peeing outside thing, we were gonna start some random weird conversation when the next person came in... and osmeone brought up like toilet paper, and no one talked about it, so i jumped in, and looked stupid, -_-

shiznitobip: OH YEAH
shiznitobip: KOOOL AID
Simon0dewhursT: he is gay
ace135cc: otto is
Simon0dewhursT: kool aid tries to flame all the time
shiznitobip: OH YEAH
shiznitobip: KOOOOLL AID
LittlePikachuTPM: dfgl;'#
Simon0dewhursT: ?
shiznitobip: OH YEAH
shiznitobip: KOOL AID, ;-)
pokemasterfrank: Im confused...
shiznitobip: OH YEAH
shiznitobip: KOOOOOOOL AID
shiznitobip: NEW ORANGE KOOL AID
shiznitobip: OH YEAH
shiznitobip: REFRESHING
EoNeillSL: Can anyone tell me where I put the HTML code if I want to put a background in my neopets page?
shiznitobip: OH YEAH
shiznitobip: KOOOOOOOOL
shiznitobip: AID
shiznitobip: !
pokemasterfrank: umm....
shiznitobip: OH YEAH
shiznitobip: KOOOOOOOOL AID
pokemasterfrank: you mean the www.neopets.com/~insert pet name here?
shiznitobip: OH YEAH
EoNeillSL: No...just like when you search for a friends profile and then you find it but they have a cool background
LittlePikachuTPM: http://www.neopets.com/edithomepage.phtml
shiznitobip: KOOL AID

OH YEAH

[Little_Pikachu]

Originally posted by Gligar_Man

LittlePikachuTPM: dfgl;'#

What was I doing that for this time? I'm sober now.

Any one remember when the IM log posting got so out of hand it was banned? Well, don't make it happen again... One topic is enough I think. Post all your amusing logs in here.

[Gligar_Man]

sorry sooz but i have nooooo idea... it was as out of the blue for us as you...

shiznitobip: *points* hey look, teresa!
Game Wizard007: Where?
Game Wizard007: Wait she has school -_-p;
Game Wizard007: *-_-;
Game Wizard007: Why did you say that
shiznitobip: >)
shiznitobip: Game Wizard007: Why did you say that Teresa was online???
Game Wizard007: Whats the point in quoting me
shiznitobip: i dunno
shiznitobip: what IS the point
Game Wizard007: -_-;
Game Wizard007: Dont do that again
shiznitobip: uh-huh
shiznitobip: *points*
shiznitobip: look a plane!
Game Wizard007: *looks around my room* its like empty without all my clothes on the floor o.O
shiznitobip:
shiznitobip: fill it with stuff

edit:
shiznitobip: NateDawg 1 8 2 5: 29o7259073950739263072409np <~ur face
shiznitobip: O_o
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: no :|
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: Moon cricket -__-
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: go away
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: X)
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: yes
shiznitobip: i love yummy stuff
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: such big words
shiznitobip: i n d e e d
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: O:
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: liek stfuplzanddieplzkthxbye
shiznitobip: stfuyoustupidloserihopeyougethitbyaveryslowmovingt raincarryingdogsh*tanditgoesalloverurfaceALLRIGHTu rfaceURFACEkthxbye
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: LMAO!
shiznitobip: i win
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: Dammit.
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: I got owned :-(

... hmmm, teresa obsessed... me thinx yes, me own, i think yes...

[M1ND G4ME]

Heres some More quotes that just happened:

GameWizard007TPM (10:55:27 AM): *moons people*
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (10:56:01 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ****ING PAIN!!! THE! ****ING! PAIN!!!!
GameWizard007TPM (10:56:14 AM): XD!!!!!!!!!!!
GameWizard007TPM (10:57:05 AM): *runs around naked*
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (10:57:07 AM): *pours paint thinner in eyes and gouges them out with safety pins* MUST REMOVE THE IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (10:57:20 AM): *Dunks head in acid* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (10:59:03 AM): *is off in the kitchen concocting something to further damage eyes*
Vampiregal361 (10:59:34 AM): o_o;
GameWizard007TPM (11:00:23 AM): *sets in drus lap*
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (11:00:25 AM): lol
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (11:01:01 AM): o_O
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (11:01:06 AM): wtf Hunter
Vampiregal361 (11:01:24 AM): HOLY ****, GET THE **** OFF ME!!!
Vampiregal361 (11:01:36 AM): *shoves Hunter off*
GameWizard007TPM (11:01:50 AM): *gets up*
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (11:01:59 AM): XD
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (11:02:11 AM): Dru is traumatised for life :-(
GameWizard007TPM (11:02:16 AM): XD!!!!
NateDawg 1 8 2 5 (11:02:28 AM): me too O_O

[Drusilla]

That was traumatising...
Here are a few Bot oddities I've saved...

Vampiregal361: !8ball will Suzie marry me?
TPMBot: vampiregal361: Of course!


EoNeillSL: !rps scizzors


Vampiregal361: !name hat Dru
TPMBot: vampiregal361: vampiregal361


GiovanniTR316: !8ball so he gives you handjobs to get the answers he wants?
TPMBot: giovannitr316: All signs point to yes...


KazdaCabbit: !8ball, is Suzie pregnant?
TPMBot: kazdacabbit: Sure thing!
ChrisTheMaster 2: !8ball was... i the one who got suzie pregnant...? :x
TPMBot: christhemaster2: Totally yes.


PoweR MudkiP: !name me
TPMBot: powermudkip: ninetales3001
PoweR MudkiP: !NAME ME
TPMBot: powermudkip: masterrudy1985
PoweR MudkiP: !NAME ME >>
TPMBot: powermudkip: hanadatattsu
PoweR MudkiP: !name a jerk
TPMBot: powermudkip: hanadatattsu
Vampiregal361: !name needs to stfu
TPMBot: vampiregal361: powermudkip

Vampiregal361: dude, have you ever talked to Satan?
Syberia X: XD
Vampiregal361: He really couldn't care less
powerplusle: --;;
powerplusle: lol
LinksOcarina2002: have you talked to satan, dru =-o
Vampiregal361: yeah, he's one of my teachers
CrystalMew16: no..I havent talked to satan....but....
Syberia X: She talks to herself all the time, Matt
CrystalMew16: nvm....you wont understand >_>
Vampiregal361: he's my German teacher


Vampiregal361: !8ball does Ken have a *****?
TPMBot: vampiregal361: Of course not. What made you think that?
Vampiregal361: XD
K endaw G 528: OHHHHHH
Sableye DG:
K endaw G 528: ****TTTTTTTT
K endaw G 528: YOUR DEAD DRU
K endaw G 528: XD
Vampiregal361: ROFL!


Sableye DG: !8ball can pigs fly?
TPMBot: sableyedg: Yeah, when pigs fly...

Here's one that happened as I was typing this-
Vampiregal361: I have so many saved logs, I had to make a folder just for hem, they were trashing up my "Other Downloads" folder @_@;
GameWizard007TPM: Hey dru, make a cabin with them
Vampiregal361: make a cabin with what?
Vampiregal361: O_o
GameWizard007TPM: the logs
Vampiregal361: -_-;
GameWizard007TPM: :-P

Note for this one- My AOL is Vampiregal361, but my AIM is JordisonChick13 ^_^
JordisonChick13 (5:00 PM): are men stupid on purpose or are yall just like that?
shiznitobip (5:00 PM): its the y chromosone
MadmanMike620 (5:00 PM): lol
JordisonChick13 (5:00 PM): is there a cure? o.o
shiznitobip (5:00 PM): no
JordisonChick13 (5:00 PM): *sigh*
shiznitobip (5:00 PM): women have xx chromosones men have xy chromosones
shiznitobip (5:00 PM): x is the natural chromosone
JordisonChick13 (5:00 PM): y is the stupidity chomosome?
shiznitobip (5:00 PM): y is a mutation caused by a gene 'sry' labelled
shiznitobip (5:01 PM): SRY is the actual name of the gene
shiznitobip (5:01 PM): like "sorry" lol
shiznitobip (5:01 PM): i find it amusing
Girlsliketofu (5:01 PM): mah momma calls mah daddie broder... dat mean anyting?
JordisonChick13 (5:01 PM): yeah, insest
shiznitobip (5:01 PM): no
JordisonChick13 (5:01 PM): shhh!
shiznitobip (5:01 PM): dont tell tofu
Girlsliketofu (5:02 PM): i'm special :-D
shiznitobip (5:02 PM): uhhuh
JordisonChick13 (5:02 PM): special ed
JordisonChick13 (5:02 PM): -_-;
Girlsliketofu (5:02 PM): shut your word hole
JordisonChick13 (5:02 PM): I can't
shiznitobip (5:02 PM): lol
JordisonChick13 (5:02 PM): there's no latch
JordisonChick13 (5:02 PM): ask Suzie
JordisonChick13 (5:02 PM): SUUUUUUUUZIEEEEEEEE!
LittlePikachuTPM (5:03 PM): ???
JordisonChick13 (5:03 PM): o_o;
shiznitobip (5:03 PM): lol
JordisonChick13 (5:03 PM): don't i have a lack of mouth latch?
Simon0dewhursT (5:03 PM): Who is that?
LittlePikachuTPM (5:03 PM): y
JordisonChick13 (5:03 PM): see, told ya :-p
LittlePikachuTPM (5:03 PM): !name who's gay
TPMBot (5:03 PM): littlepikachutpm: theozandy
LittlePikachuTPM (5:04 PM): Not Ozzy!
JordisonChick13 (5:04 PM): so, if you want me to shut my mouth, gimme a way to close it first
shiznitobip (5:04 PM): with your jaw muscles
Girlsliketofu (5:04 PM): i'll put my foot in it if that helps


Vampiregal361: damn dude, you're hard on them aren't ya?
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: damn right
Vampiregal361: x.o; that didn't sound right
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: I play hard even WITH a broken hand
NateDawg 1 8 2 5: ahahahaha I'm hard on THEM too ;-)


And then, there was this little thing... Sorry Chris, It's going up...
NickChik29: !chris's secret
TPMBot: Chris likes Suzie! Chris likes Suzie! ...There, Chris, I told them
NickChik29: !chris' secret
Tequillacactus: chris's sextoys
Vampiregal361: who set it off?
ChrisTheMaster 2: congratulations nc, you're going to be an admin for a day
Tequillacactus: damn
ChrisTheMaster 2:
The Cold Walrus: !chris's secret
TPMBot: Chris likes Suzie! Chris likes Suzie! ...There, Chris, I told them
NickChik29: me??
Vampiregal361: dude!
ChrisTheMaster 2: yes
ChrisTheMaster 2: you got it right.. :x
NickChik29: YAY!! kool
The Cold Walrus: OMG OMG OMG!
Tequillacactus: thats it...?
The Cold Walrus: We got it
PoweR MudkiP: !chris's secret
TPMBot: Chris likes Suzie! Chris likes Suzie! ...There, Chris, I told them
ChrisTheMaster 2: haha
NickChik29: *dances*
ChrisTheMaster 2: yes
Vampiregal361: Chris... that's not cool dude, I got them started
Y o Y o 2 3 8: !chris's secret
TPMBot: Chris likes Suzie! Chris likes Suzie! ...There, Chris, I told them
Tequillacactus: dammit
ChrisTheMaster 2: now it disappears before suzie gets here
Tequillacactus: !chris's secret
TPMBot: Chris likes Suzie! Chris likes Suzie! ...There, Chris, I told them
PoweR MudkiP: !chris's secret
TPMBot: Chris likes Suzie! Chris likes Suzie! ...There, Chris, I told them
Vampiregal361: *saves*
Tequillacactus: that was dissapointing
The Cold Walrus: CHRIS IS SUCK *** YOU ****ING ***** GO **** SIZE
Vampiregal361: really
Tequillacactus: make more of those secret things
NickChik29: !chris's secret
TPMBot: Chris likes Suzie! Chris likes Suzie! ...There, Chris, I told them
The Cold Walrus: SUZEIE*
Vampiregal361: Chris, I've known this for HOW LONG?
Tequillacactus: im dissapointed
Tequillacactus: *anime fall*
ChrisTheMaster 2: bot reboot!
ChrisTheMaster 2: !leave
OnlineHost: “TPMBot” has left the room.

[Darkmaster Kagemusha]

<blitztoise> ******
<antagonistic> why yes i am a ******
<Aninymouse> naw, he'd like that...
<blitztoise> yes i knew that
<Raikou`> he?
<Raikou`> who's he
<antagonistic> good
<antagonistic> i am he
<antagonistic> i am a guy
<Raikou`> you're a she
<antagonistic> shut up
<antagonistic> i am a guy
<antagonistic> and i like it up the ***
<Aninymouse> no sht sherlock
<antagonistic> because i am gay
<Aninymouse> no, yur just a horny, gothic pervert out of fresh porn
<antagonistic> im not gothic btw
<antagonistic> but the first and the last comment sound good to me
<blitztoise> thats funny
<antagonistic> that is why
<antagonistic> i am going to find some more
<Aninymouse> that cool. rock on
<antagonistic> yea
<antagonistic> i thought so too

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<BcK> (slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday
<BcK> (slippy): it said "may contain nuts"

<BcK> <Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins. It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people."
<BcK> <B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?"
<BcK> <Pac>: No, he said "assass"

<BcK> <Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate : *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit

<BcK> <ziz> the internet is boring
<BcK> <ziz> i want the expansion pack
<Inuyasha-Ohki> sadly, so do I

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* PrinceBane hears chirpits cricking
<Rinna> chirpits....cricking?
* PrinceBane nods, Yush

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<xone6> would you like a biscuit?!?!
<xone6> perhaps a MAN BISCUIT?
<jackal-man> that's... different.
<para> yes pls!!!!!
<suzie> PLS ENJOY A MAN BISCUIT

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<BcK> crazybone of TPM: When I talk dirty to a girl, it's called sexual harrassment.
<BcK> When a girl talks dirty to me, it's called $2.99/minute.

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<Nimlothriel> Roll, roll, roll the joint! Twist it at the ends! Light it up and take a puff, pass it to a friend!

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<b0iler> you stick 4 fingers in a 12 year old and their curiiousity goes away pretty fast.
<aries_> :X
<vampiric> 0-o
<aries_> errrrrr
<aries_> yeah
<aries_> .
<para> kinky

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<vampiric> wtf is a park
<para> its this place outside
<ChildofDune> ya know...you go, and play...the funky part is, you don't take your PC
<para> theres like trees and grass and stuff in it
<vampiric> out...side...?
<para> yeah
<ChildofDune> kinky, eh? o_0
<vampiric> wow
<vampiric> that sounds rather gay
<para> it is
<para> ive been there
<vampiric> why the hell would anyone want to go there
<para> i dont know

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<XoD> SA i condom you to hell
<Megaman> XD
<Sonic-Arti> <:O
* Sonic-Arti is condomed

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* Maeglin gives everyone chocolate doughnut-holes
* Rithel giggles
* Moggeth chuckles
<Yawenth> <Rabbits.>
<Rithel> <Hush.>
<Maeglin> F'ed up like rabbits in space it is
* R`lan chuckles
* C`lar snatches the holes of anyone who doesn't want one...eats it
<C`lar> @_@
<Maeglin> C'lar, yours had laxative in it
<Moggeth> <You'd think his sugar-tolerance would be higher..>
* Gwyneth nods, then laughs at Maeglin's comment
<C`lar> @_@ *twitches* *runs off*
<Yawenth> <Poor kid>
<`Ramoth`> <And now the grandmothers are angry...>
<Gwyneth> <His own fault.>
<Maeglin> And would you like some muscle-relaxant chip cookies?
<Maeglin> Or some 5-pound laxative cake
<Gwyneth> <...Lessa is, Rithel...well...>
* Yawenth hides from Maeglin
<Maeglin> lol
* `Ramoth` tosses a rock mentally at Maeglin for her rider
* Maeglin ducks
* `Ramoth` fwaps the man with her tail
<Maeglin> OW!
<Maeglin> FLOOKOOM!!!!
* Rinna stands and goes for a walk, staying away from any pasteries made by Maeglin
<Maeglin> lol
<Maeglin> I didn't make 'em
<Maeglin> That's Calora's fault!
<`Ramoth`> <Calora?>
<Maeglin> She made 'em as a late April Fool's joke for C'lar
<Maeglin> Calora is the woman in charge of the bakery at my Weyr
<Rinna> Always blaming others. *shakes head sadly and laughs*
<`Ramoth`> <ah>
* Maeglin offers S'reil a bagel
<Rithel> ^^
<C`lar> Don't eat it!
<C`lar> *runs off again*
<Maeglin> lol
<Maeglin> Fine then
* Maeglin eats the store-bought Lender's Bagel
* Maeglin offers R'lan a bagel
* Rinna glares at Maeglin, What did you do to it?
<R`lan> Umm...no thank you, Maeglin.
<Yawenth> <Rabbits i say..>
<Maeglin> Put Philli Cream Cheese on it
* Maeglin eats the bagel
<Maeglin> Not rabbits, HAMSTERS!
<Maeglin> NAMED PIPI!!!!!!!!

__________________________________________________ __

Maeglin is me, believe it or not. I have a LOT more stuff, but it's uh...not appropriate and...there would be too much censoring to make it funny.

[SilverMachop]

Wow. I am suddenly reminded of why I fear people in chatrooms. And why I fear chatrooms. And why I fear people too. In fact, I think I'll follow Game Wizard007's example on what to do next.

SilverMachop: *runs away screaming*

[Master Rudy]

I hope Asi doesn't mind this ^_^;

AsilynneOutlaw: !name Is a freak of nature
TPMBot: asilynneoutlaw: asilynneoutlaw

Except for that one which I pulled from her sig I don't have any others that I could post. However if you ask around I'm sure you'll find a few involving me. I'm sure someone is more than willing to mention my typos along with the gems the evil known as TPMbot has given me ^_^;

[Gligar_Man]

shiznitobip: im happy & angry
Deck Knight: Otto is just angry at the world cause he's hit is head on everything to date
shiznitobip: SAY MY !NAME B*TCH
TPMBot: shiznitobip: shiznitobip

i owned the bot right there...

[Drusilla]

When bots go wrong...

x Moltrecuno x (8:08 PM): !name a cute guy
TPMBot (8:08 PM): xmoltrecunox: xmoltrecunox

[Asilynne]

I dont mind, Rudy ^-^

lol Sometimes the bots can be really messed up

Y o Y o 2 3 8 (9:11:05 PM): !name someone that likes me in that way
TPMBot (9:11:05 PM): yoyo238: masterrudy1985
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (9:11:10 PM): !name someone that likes me thats a GIRL
TPMBot (9:11:11 PM): yoyo238: bugsytpm
JordisonChick13 (9:11:15 PM): Zak and Rudy, lol
AsilynneOutlaw (9:11:19 PM): ?!
AsilynneOutlaw (9:11:21 PM): NOOOO
Y o Y o 2 3 8 (9:11:22 PM): !name someone that likes me thats a GIRL MY age
TPMBot (9:11:23 PM): yoyo238: asilynneoutlaw

[Drusilla]

Like here? lol

AsilynneOutlaw (8:12 PM): !name the only person that will ever win
TPMBot (8:12 PM): asilynneoutlaw: tpmbot

[UmbreonCurse]

Here's basicly what all of my MSN convos are like.....Rio's me by the way


Yanlica says:
Hello? *echo*

Kyra has been added to the conversation.

Rio says:
*shoots the echo*
Kyra says:
Kyra: .......
Loki: Eh?
Yanlica says:
WOOT!
GO RIO
Rio says:
Yeah, go me. Go me indeed
Yanlica says:
Nayru: I wonder why...I wonder why...
Kyra says:
Loki: *Blinks, then hits Rio with a shoe*
Rio says:
>_0
Kyra says:
Kyra: He does that a lot.
Loki: *Does it again to Rio*
Rio says:
>_<
Yanlica says:
Nayru: I can tell
Rio says:
..I feel like stabbing something...
Yanlica says:
Nayru: ouch
Yanlica: *nod,nod,nod*
Kyra says:
Loki: *Makes Rio turn into a fluffy pink shrew*
Kyra says:
Kyra: O_o.....!!
Loki: *Glare* You're speaking shy guy talk again!
Rio says:
*blink blink* *hops onto Kyra's head*
Yanlica says:
Nayru: No comment
Yanlica: O.o
Kyra says:
Kyra: *Begins to flail, yelling in some odd language* Damaì shaaah! Damaì shaaah! *Swats at Rio*
Loki: *Laughs hysterically*
Rio says:
Ack! Bucking bronco @_@
Yanlica says:
Yanlica: Uhhhh....no...nope...
Kyra says:
Kyra: Damaì shaaah! Quohita na miiih! Damaì shaaah!
Loki: *Falls over, laughing*
Rio says:
@_@ I want off this ride.....I think I'm going to throw up....
Kyra says:
Kyra: Maniihi rezouhinet! Mashii!! *Throws Rio off*
Yanlica says:
Yanlica: *levitates Rio* Well you're off now
Rio says:
..but I'm still a shrew
Kyra says:
Kyra: LOKI!
Loki: *Pours chocolate syrup on Rio*
Kyra: -_- how is that helping?
Yanlica says:
Nayru: *shrugs*
Rio says:
great..now I'm STICKY with fur
Rio says:
and bees will eat me
Yanlica says:
Yanlica: *dumps honey on Rio* Now really sticky!
Kyra says:
Loki: *To Kyra, holding out the bottle* Want some?
Kyra: *Eyes widen, a lot* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE BAD!!! *Runs off*
Rio says:
-_-
Yanlica says:
Yanlica: *pour waters on rio* better?
Rio says:
well..I'm nto sticky anymore..but now I'm wet...
Yanlica says:
Yanlica: *Throws a towel on Rio* Better?
Kyra says:
Loki: *Sighs and turns Rio back, but she's still wet and pink*
Yanlica says:
Yanlica: Pink...pink...pink...
Yanlica says:
Nayru: *backs away slowly*
Rio says:
I don't enjoy being pink.......
Kyra says:
Loki: And Kyra doesn't enjoy chocolate, your point?
Yanlica says:
Yanlica: Claws...pointy..
Rio says:
I need to make myself feel better *makes Malik appear outta nowhere, punches him in the eye and makes him disapear again* That's better...
Yanlica says:
Nayru: *gives yanlica weird looks*
Kyra says:
Loki: ..... umm.....
Rio says:
Punching idiots makes me feel better...

[Master Rudy]

Here's what's soon to be a classic showing how much TPMbot hates poor me:

Master Rudy1985: !8ball do I suck?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: I don't really know.
Master Rudy1985: !8ball Sure you do! Answer the question ^_~
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: Nope. No doubt about it.
Master Rudy1985: Wow
Master Rudy1985: It actually worked for me!
ace135cc: !name rudy's love interest
TPMBot: ace135cc: tpmbot
Master Rudy1985: ......
ace135cc: owned
ace135cc: tpmbot loves you bud
Master Rudy1985: I hate that damn bot


ace135cc: !name my future girlfriend
TPMBot: ace135cc: shazza4life
ace135cc: ;x
CrystalMew16: XD
ace135cc: !name my future gf
TPMBot: ace135cc: shazza4life
ace135cc: ;-;
ace135cc: shoot meeee
CrystalMew16: twice Clark!!!
CrystalMew16: XD
ace135cc: !name whos gonna shoot meeeeeee
TPMBot: ace135cc: crystalmew16
ace135cc: :Oooo
CrystalMew16:
ace135cc: PLZ SAM
CrystalMew16: I am?
Master Rudy1985: LOL!
CrystalMew16: *shoots you*


CrystalMew16: !name the sexy guy of ummmm
TPMBot: crystalmew16: pmftpm
GojirottX: damn.
Master Rudy1985: Frank
GojirottX: FRANK?!
CrystalMew16:
Master Rudy1985: XD
GojirottX: LIES
CrystalMew16: *gives that t Katie*
Master Rudy1985: We all know it's me
Master Rudy1985: !8ball am I the sexiest guy that comes in here?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: Absolutely not!
Master Rudy1985: Ok so I'm not sexy
Master Rudy1985: What about Brandy?
Master Rudy1985: !8ball is Brandy the sexiest girl that comes in here?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: I don't think so.
Master Rudy1985: You really suck
Master Rudy1985: !name sexist
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: tpmbot
GojirottX: He IS sexist!
Master Rudy1985: Why you little!
GojirottX: HE ADMITS IT!

And finally to leave off for the night:

Master Rudy1985: !8ball are you Elvis?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: As I see it, yes.
Master Rudy1985: Thank you
Master Rudy1985: Thank you very much
CrystalMew16: lol
Master Rudy1985: ELVIS LIVES!!!! ^_^
CrystalMew16: !name are you also Osama?
TPMBot: crystalmew16: xshinchaosx
CrystalMew16: oops
CrystalMew16: !name Osama
TPMBot: crystalmew16: taezlc
CrystalMew16: ick
Master Rudy1985: !name Saddam
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: muyofour
CrystalMew16: !name Saddam
TPMBot: crystalmew16: linkocarina2002
CrystalMew16: :O
CrystalMew16: lol
CrystalMew16: !name Bush
TPMBot: crystalmew16: gojirottx
Master Rudy1985: !name the next Hitler
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: shiznitobip
CrystalMew16: XD
GojirottX: !!!
Master Rudy1985: lol
GojirottX: HE IS AMONG US
Master Rudy1985: Well it was Frank last time
Master Rudy1985: lol
CrystalMew16: !name the next..uh...pope
TPMBot: crystalmew16: eoneillsl
CrystalMew16:
CrystalMew16: Eamon!
CrystalMew16: aw
Master Rudy1985: !name GOD!
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: masterrudy1985
Master Rudy1985: YES!
CrystalMew16: XD
Master Rudy1985: IT WORKS!!!!!
CrystalMew16: lol
GojirottX: RUDY POST THAT =O!!
CrystalMew16: that was funny
CrystalMew16: lol
Master Rudy1985: I WILL!!!1
CrystalMew16: heh

Proof that even nerds like me get lucky sometimes ^_~
NOW WORSHIP ME DAMMIT!!!!!!
lol j/k

[Katie]

can we please keep the scrollage to a minimum? o_0; x_x

Game Wizard007: *jumps in random girld underwear droors*
CrystalMew16: !name the random girl
TPMBot: crystalmew16: pmktpm

poor kevin

~Katie

[Crystal Mew]

Some more random quotes
The bot is so cool! :>

Master Rudy1985: !8ball is Frank really smarter than you?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: Absolutely not!
CrystalMew16: !8ball am I smarter than you? ;o
TPMBot: crystalmew16: Totally yes.
CrystalMew16: :-)

ace135cc: !Name my girlfriend
TPMBot: ace135cc: tpmbot

[Gligar_Man]

isnt this for ummmm convos only, whats with all the msn quotage and stuff...

shiznitobip: someone say im sexy
GojirottX: Lies.
GojirottX: I'm plenty fruity.
shiznitobip: o_O
Master Rudy1985: !8ball is Rudy sexy?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: No way!
Master Rudy1985: ~_~;
shiznitobip: im sexy

[Nall]

GojirottX: !name the cutest guy (ME)
TPMBot: gojirottx: asilynneoutlaw
GojirottX: .. Asi's a guy?

Master Rudy1985: !8ball is Rudy sexy?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: No way!
Master Rudy1985: ~_~;

[Crystal Mew]

I dont know what it is..but the bot is always saying Frank is the sexy one o_0;

CrystalMew16: !name the sexy one
TPMBot: crystalmew16: pokemasterfrank

CrystalMew16: !name the sexy guy of ummmm
TPMBot: crystalmew16: pmftpm

EDIT: I got another one just as I was leaving..

CrystalMew16: !name a sexy GUY plz
TPMBot: crystalmew16: pmftpm

o_0;
Katie should be proud ;D


CrystalMew16: !name who you love
TPMBot: crystalmew16: tpmbot

Aww...the bot loves himself :')

[Nall]

Master Rudy1985: !name my lover?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: pmftpm
Master Rudy1985: Oh god no

GojirottX: has it ever said my name? O.o
Master Rudy1985: Yes it has
CrystalMew16: yeah
Master Rudy1985: I forget what it was however
CrystalMew16: !name Nall
TPMBot: crystalmew16: anon210029419410
GojirottX: I have lots of numbers
GojirottX: !name my @ss
TPMBot: gojirottx: kramasoral
CrystalMew16: !name my @ss
TPMBot: crystalmew16: gojirottx
CrystalMew16: see?
CrystalMew16: XD
GojirottX: !!!
CrystalMew16: :x
shiznitobip:
CrystalMew16: LOL
GojirottX: apparently, I am sams @ss
CrystalMew16: :O
CrystalMew16: is that a good thing? >_>
GojirottX: *shakes himself* ;-)
CrystalMew16: =o

[Gligar_Man]

Master Rudy1985: !8ball does Chris abuse you?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: Totally yes.
Master Rudy1985: lol
CrystalMew16: XD
GojirottX: Lmao
Master Rudy1985: !8ball Sexually?
TPMBot: masterrudy1985: Totally yes.
CrystalMew16: XD!
Master Rudy1985: LOL!
Master Rudy1985: LMAO
GojirottX: Post that, I dare you =O
shiznitobip: !8ball does chris touch you in your private area?
TPMBot: shiznitobip: Totally yes.
CrystalMew16: XD
shiznitobip: owned
CrystalMew16: !8ball are you tramatised by this? :-(
TPMBot: crystalmew16: Totally yes.
GojirottX: !8ball Does chris make you say dorky things like 'totally yes'?
TPMBot: gojirottx: As I see it, yes.
CrystalMew16: XD
shiznitobip: im posting this, brb
GojirottX: I like how it has the same answer for all of those O.o
CrystalMew16: !8ball do you love Chris yuo Master?
TPMBot: crystalmew16: Sure thing!
shiznitobip: it was funny
CrystalMew16: aw

... yum

[Deus Mortuorum]

cHiLd0fTh3kOrN: get one of them hippie VW buses from the 60's
ace135cc: dude im white
ace135cc: not gay

ShootsAndLadd3rs: Toes are weird.
cHiLd0fTh3kOrN: What
ShootsAndLadd3rs: I don't know.

x p a p u s a x: either shoot me or **** me so I don't get bored.

More later.

[Drusilla]

Well, this wasn't in 'ummmm' but it's the same croud...

Syberia X: *pokes Mike* You wouldn't happen to have an ASB slot open would you?
*few minutes pass*
GiovanniTR316: me? eh. Sorry. Yeah
Syberia X: *takes that as a no*

Now, I ask you... WTF?!

[pokemasterfrank]

I think the guys in the chat said that this belonged on Albino Black Sheep more then here...but I'm an idiot, so I'll post it here anyway :D. We have the most bizzare chats...

pokemasterfrank (8:27:08 PM): It tastes like a fruit :o
pokemasterfrank (8:27:13 PM): like I am :o
AsilynneOutlaw (8:27:17 PM): *whispersz* Yes...
pokemasterfrank (8:27:17 PM): I'm a fruit :o
AsilynneOutlaw (8:27:22 PM): Starbursts
AsilynneOutlaw (8:27:24 PM): LOL
Sableye DG (8:27:26 PM): no, that's starfruit…
pokemasterfrank (8:27:33 PM): or a vegetable...whichever you prefer :o
AsilynneOutlaw (8:27:44 PM): Franks not fruity....or IS he?! :OOO
Sableye DG (8:27:47 PM): it's a fruit 'cause it's got seeds
pokemasterfrank (8:27:51 PM): :o yeah!
pokemasterfrank (8:27:56 PM): Tomato's a fruit then :o
Sableye DG (8:27:56 PM): does Frank have seeds?
AsilynneOutlaw (8:28:00 PM): LOL
AsilynneOutlaw (8:28:04 PM): Do you?
AsilynneOutlaw (8:28:14 PM): Frank?
Sableye DG (8:28:16 PM): yes, and so're cucumber
AsilynneOutlaw (8:28:17 PM): o.O
pokemasterfrank (8:28:21 PM): >_< that could be answered wrongly, Mike
AsilynneOutlaw (8:28:28 PM): ? LOL ...?
Sableye DG (8:28:36 PM): then answer rightly
LinksOcarina2002 (8:28:36 PM): every dude has a cucumber except GW and PM
AsilynneOutlaw (8:28:44 PM): >.<
Sableye DG (8:28:47 PM): XD
Sableye DG (8:28:55 PM): j00r nasty, Matt
pokemasterfrank (8:28:56 PM): and cucumbers hold seeds :o
LinksOcarina2002 (8:29:01 PM): indeed
LinksOcarina2002 (8:29:06 PM): seeds for reproduction
AsilynneOutlaw (8:29:09 PM): So that means all guys are fruity?
pokemasterfrank (8:29:11 PM): yes sir :o
AsilynneOutlaw (8:29:13 PM): o.O
Sableye DG (8:29:21 PM): Matt: do those two even have bananas?
s h o r e i i (8:29:22 PM): XD
pokemasterfrank (8:29:25 PM): no
pokemasterfrank (8:29:29 PM): They have coconuts :o
AsilynneOutlaw (8:29:34 PM): x.x
Sableye DG (8:29:35 PM): >_<
Sableye DG (8:29:52 PM): I just hope they don't have melons…
pokemasterfrank (8:29:54 PM): XD
AsilynneOutlaw (8:30:00 PM): Theres a little thing called TMI
pokemasterfrank (8:30:04 PM): that would freak me out o_O
LinksOcarina2002 (8:30:06 PM): melons are on girls
pokemasterfrank (8:30:14 PM): coconuts hold milk :o
AsilynneOutlaw (8:30:15 PM): -.-()
Sableye DG (8:30:19 PM): Matt: exactly
pokemasterfrank (8:30:24 PM): melons hold water :o
pokemasterfrank (8:30:26 PM): >_>
AsilynneOutlaw (8:30:28 PM): X.X
LinksOcarina2002 (8:30:35 PM): melons hold juice :o
pokemasterfrank (8:30:37 PM): MELON HEAD!
s h o r e i i (8:30:43 PM): o.o;;;;;;;;;;;
pokemasterfrank (8:30:48 PM): *smacks everyone int eh rooom
pokemasterfrank (8:30:49 PM): *
Sableye DG (8:30:52 PM): but coconuts are hard…
pokemasterfrank (8:30:55 PM): O_O
AsilynneOutlaw (8:30:55 PM): OW!
Sableye DG (8:30:58 PM): on the outside
Sableye DG (8:30:59 PM): ow!
AsilynneOutlaw (8:31:01 PM): DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
s h o r e i i (8:31:01 PM): SO ARE MELONS ;o
pokemasterfrank (8:31:04 PM): ._.
LinksOcarina2002 (8:31:12 PM): they're coconuts when they're turned on
Sableye DG (8:31:18 PM): not as hard
Sableye DG (8:31:21 PM): >_<!!

[Azura Stardust]

WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE A SCREWY TIMEZONE?!! I miss out on ALL the fun except on weekends... ...

[bme]

Why not?

<BcK> MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!
<BcK> THE TRANSVESTITES!

<magikarp> i get it all the time from my friends ex
<magikarp>

<aries_> but SZ< how will you talk with no free hans
<Age> pretending to be his mum
<Age> .
<aries_> hands
<vampiric> gonna suck
<aries_>
<aries_> er
<para> LOL

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<KnuxInAPikachuinapeartree>
*** EleetParraDude is now known as YourMominapikachuinapeartree
* KnuxInAPikachuinapeartree aer slap teh EPD
<KnuxInAPikachuinapeartree> =>
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<KnuxInAPikachuinapeartree> bithc slap of death!

<`Michael`> Where's Knux and his ridiculously large MP3 archive?
<`Michael`> :p
* Wergoheb shrugs
<Wergoheb> i guess masturbating
<Pikachuinapeartree> at his step sister's

<para> SEX
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<para> SEX
<para> SEX
<para> SEX
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<para> SEX
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<para> SEX
<para> ..
<BcK> ew
<para> holy ****
<BcK> nice timing
<Calaveron> you called?

<ChildofDune> now, if only i could find a way of kick-banning ChanServ so she can't deop me after the splits...

<BcK> !seen balls on onix
<AyuBot> BcK, I don't remember seeing balls.

<Wyatt> Lesbians in tpm
<Wyatt> YAY
* Wyatt Mp3 - Led Zeppelin - Heart Breaker.mp3 - Size: 3.88MB - Length: 4mins 15secs
<nite> Who? VC and Aglandiir?
<Wyatt> ROFL.
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..and following is the best IRC acting ever. (both are guys ;/)

<vampiric> ive been so stupid
<Wergoheb> it may be too late
<vampiric> and so selfish
<Wergoheb> i need to think about us
<vampiric> i must start thinking about us
<Wergoheb> i'm going to spend some time at my mothers while you work this out
<vampiric> see? we're already thinking the same thoughts again
<vampiric> do what you must
* Wergoheb storms out
<vampiric> but dont let the dress incident happen again
* Wergoheb runs back into SZ's arms
<Wergoheb> Oh! i could never leave you!
* vampiric holds him tightly
* Wergoheb sobs
<vampiric> im sorry for ever hurting you!
<Tektite> we should film this.
<Tektite> XD
<Wergoheb> make love to me like you used to!
* vampiric throws Wergoheb onto the bed in a feat of passion
* vampiric busts out with the wild animal lovin
* Wergoheb orgasms
<Wergoheb> Oh! CatDog!
* vampiric climaxes
<vampiric> ..wha....what??
<Wergoheb> erm... nothing
* vampiric stops
<vampiric> what was that about
<Wergoheb> i said erm... Mr Poppe?
* vampiric raises an eyebrow
<vampiric> who is this 'catdog'
* vampiric gasps dramatically
<Wergoheb> he's just a freind
<vampiric> have you been...cheating?!?
<Wergoheb> don't pay it any mind
<vampiric> ill...take your word on it...
* Wergoheb kicks a box of condoms under the bed

It's true. We are all very sad people.