*pulls out a guitar*

It's song time with Uncle Mewfour, kiddies! Let's see what fun and edutaining tune he has for Dratinihaunter 13, who by chance, Mewfour is the secret Santa to.

The Asylum of the Damned calls this one:

EVIL CHRISTMAS

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Ooooooooo......


Dashing through the snow,
on a one-ghoul open sleigh.
Through the flames we go,
screaming all the way. (Mwuhahaha)

Bells on hellcats ring,
screaming through the night.
What fun it is to crash and die
on the highway to hell tonight!

OOOOooo...

Jingle hells,
God smells,
Jesus smoked some pot.
And while he toked
God croaked
And Satan ruled the globe, hey!

Jingle hells,
God smells,
Jesus looked up porn.
And in his grave
God decayed
And Satan laughed all day, hey!