GAME: Fortunately, Unfortunately v.7 (M.A. Zak)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, only two of them survived the doomsday weapon.

Fortunately, they liked each other.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were still angry.

Fortunately, they vented their anger by firing off their own doomsday weapon at the planet Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs 84746464.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs 84746464 had technology that was more advance

Fortunately, the inhabitants were caught off gaurd so they couldn't use their advance weapons to protect themselves

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, they got help from the planet Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs 84746465.

Fortunately, the other 100000000 planets of the Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs solar system declared a war on them.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, they were too busy with the festivals so they decided to postpone it in 24 Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs hours.

Fortunately, they forgot that 24 Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs hours was really 24 years due to a mathamatical mix-up.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately 24 Sgdsgdgfesrtsdjgs hours had another meaning other than 24 years and human kind failed to interept its mysterious meaning.

Fortunately there is way to find it out.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, humans will never figure it out

Fortunately, an alien from pluto figured it out for humans

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he died before he could tell the message.

Fortunately, he sent the humans a message telling the information.

[Zcade0]

Unfortunately, that didn't make them any less pissed.

Fortunately, they're dead. no one cares.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the Pluto-inhabitated aliens are angry about one of their kind working to death and had their message not being appreciated. Hence using this as an excuse, they invaded Earth.

Fortunately, we have Superman and Spiderman to the rescue.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the two of them couldn't stop the invading forces.

Fortunately, they called the Justice League for back-up.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the Justice League is all fiction.

Fortunately, the Finnish people came up with a new idea that would save the world as we know it!

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, their idea was to surrender

Fortunately, the aliens were impressed bythis and decided to leave us alone

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately that does not impressed the Martians. They came to Earth from Mars and destroyed every single living thing on Earth, together with the Plutoians who were with us.

Fortunately, I was the only survivor of this conflict.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, Dark-san was lonely.

Fortunately, he had an ability to resurrect people.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he was very bad at it.

Fortunately, his one successful attempt was a necromancer and he was able to train Dark-san.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the necromancer wouldn't train him unless he would pay for lessons

Fortunately, Dark-san had enough money to pay for lessons

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, the money was dollar bills, and the necromancer was from an era that only used coinage.

Fortunately, he mistook the dollar bills for highly valuable spell tags and accepted them as a means of paying for lessons.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he later found out they weren't really spell tags and killed dark-san.

Fortunately, he revived dark-san so he could have company.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, I could not be revived by him since he is awful in reviving living things as well.

Fortunately, the necromancer decides to kill himself to join the rest of us in heaven.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, he didn't go to heaven

Fortunately, he didn't go to hell either

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, he went to purgatory.

Fortunately, he brought some magazines.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the magazines weren't flame-proof.

Fortunately, he had a Nintendo DS with 100 games with him.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, they were of the same game which he had finished

Fortunately, he could trade games with other people

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he got those games through illegal means. He had downloaded them off from the net and was caught by the law enforcer in no time.

Fortunately, he was let off with only a stern warning and a heavy fine.

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, he couldn't pay the fine.

Fortunately, he could earn the money.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, he had to earn the money the hard way by doing really nasty stuff.

Fortunately, he had his clone do it for him.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, the clone cloned itself and that self prostituted himself, becoming HIV Postivive in the process, unfortunately, there is a danger with using clones to do anything for you, as what affects them affects you and unfortunately they all became HIV Positive.

Fortunately, they had each other for sexual pleasure.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, they were all killed by a flamethrower so there were no remains left

Fortunately, this made everyone happy

[Inferno_Dragon]

Unfortunately, the necromancer wasn't happy because those were his best works.

Fortunately, he decided to give up his title of necromancer and became a black mage.

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the black mage's take home pay is ten times lower than that of the necromancer's. He was not too happy and decides to take his case to the ministry of manpower.

Fortunately, there is not any ministry of manpower to begin with since all of the employees had already been dead for a long time.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Unfortunately, another necromancer raised them from the dead

Fortunately, Link came along with the master sword

[AdventureSerum]

Unfortunately, it was broken.

Fortunately, the first necromancer had a basic knowledge of metalworking.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, that wasn't enough knowledge to fix teh master sword

Fortunately, one of the sages arrived to fix the master sword

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, the master sword had lost half of its power due to the fact that it had been broken once. Though physically amended, the power needed still lacks.

Fortunately, the sage would be able to restore it's power fully by sacrifacing his life.

[firepokemon]

Unfortunately, this meant a human sacrifice had to take place

Fortunately, a doctrine declared blue eyed beings to be destroyed.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, the sage didn't have blue eyes

Fortunately, AdventureSerum has blue eyes

[Dark-San]

Unfortunately, he was in Africa at that time and hence unable to make it on time for the human sacrificing ceremony.

Fortunately, having red eyes still works.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Unfortunately, the sage established an evil movement 'Red Eyes For Everyone!'.

Fortunately, Chocobo Sage gave him his Green Chocobo so that he would have something else to do.

[Fett One]

Unfortunately, Sepiroth stole the green chocobo

Fortunately, CLoud went after Sepiroth