The ASB Egg Center

[Weasel Overlord]

Urm, should my egg have hatched by now? *looks bemused*

[Blademaster]

No. Chris ate it.

Thank you for your business.

[Pichu Luver]

*strolls in* Well I haven't been here in a while. But still, I'd like a Diapea Egg please! *hands point with much decorum*

[Chris 2.1]

Weasel Overlord:
Congratulations! Your egg has hatched into a:

Female Craniados

[Weasel Overlord]

Whee! *yoinks little dino* Ta Chris!

[Pichu Luver]

Ello! Can I have my Poké now please? I'll give you a cherry!

[Chris 2.1]

River:
Congratulations! Your egg has hatched into a:

Male Munchlax

Hope you enjoy it!

[Pichu Luver]

Lol! How come I always get the weird buggers? (Deoxys' movie) Thanks!

[Weasel Overlord]

I would like to purchase two Diapea eggs please! ^_^ Thankee-saiiiiii *runs off to Muse*

[Chris 2.1]

Ok both will hatch on the 19th

[Negrek]

I'd like to buy a wonder egg and a diapea egg, please.

[Chris 2.1]

Ok check back on the 21st!

[Chris 2.1]

Weas: One has hatched into a female Pachirisu and the other has hatched into a male Shieldon

[Chris 2.1]

Negrek:
Congratulations! Your Diapea Egg has hatched into a:

Finneon

&

Negrek:
Congratulations! Your Wonder Egg has hatched into a:

Rhyhorn

Whoop.

[Weasel Overlord]

Aren't those a day early, Chris? Hehehe. Not that I'm complaining, like, since YAY RHYHORN!

[Chris 2.1]

Oh eya I forgot to mention I'm going to 3 parties in 3 days and thus can't be around to announce them on the right day -_-;;

Anyway


SUMMER! Whoop!

[Wolfsong]

I'd like to buy a diapea egg and a plain egg please. And for the promotion, I'd like another diapea egg please.

[Chris 2.1]

Ok check back in 3 days.


NOTICE



This was in the ASB News but the promotion at the moment is:

If you buy two eggs, you get a third for free. You can choose any egg there is. This promotion is limited!

[Pichu Luver]

Ello! I would like to purchase one Wonder Egg, one Diapea Egg and for the freebie can I have a Salaman Egg please? I have recently noticed, I don't have a Fire type, lol.

Bankageness

[Chris 2.1]

Amy:
Congratulations! Your Diapea Egg has hatched into a:

Shinx


&


Amy:
Congratulations! Your Plain Egg has hatched into a:

Happiny


Amy:
Congratulations! Your Diapea has hatched into a:

Turtwig

[Pichu Luver]

Um, I do believe the Eggs should be hatched? Lol. ^^'

[Chris 2.1]

River:
Congratulations! Your Wonder Egg has hatched into a:

Abra


&


River:
Congratulations! Your Diapea has hatched into a:

Starly


&


River:
Congratulations! Your Salaman has hatched into a:

Torkoal

[Pichu Luver]

*bows* Many thanks, but I believe there was a Salaman Egg as well?

[Chris 2.1]

Edited :p

[Pichu Luver]

Thanks, heh. The irony, I give away my Camerupt and get a Torkoal *lols*.

[Blademaster]

(rings little bell on desk)

DING!

Hehe...

DING! DING!

Hehehehehe......

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(bell gets stolen by a VERY angry Egg Center manager)

Um... Can I have a Redgre Egg and a Golsil Egg, please? And for the promotion, a Trinity Egg...?

(hands over 2 points)

...O...K thanksbye!

(runs like Hell)

[Mew Master]

Yes, I'd like two Salman Eggs and with the special for July, I would like a THIRD!!!! Over easy, no tomatoes, lots of potatos!

Bankage

[Blademaster]

Hey! Egg guy!

(rings bell; gets joy buzzer-shocked by it and blown across the room)

Oooooooogh....

(gets up, charred black; coughs up soot)

Can... I have my Eggs now, please...?

(collapses)

[Chris 2.1]

Sorry for the wait - I've been on holiday and I'm guessing TBA and Becca are busy.

Blademaster:
Congratulations!
Your Redgre Egg has hatched into a:

Grimer


&


Blademaster:
Congratulations!
Your Golsil Egg has hatched into a:

Togepi


&


Blademaster:
Congratulations!
Your Trinity Egg has hatched into a:

Piplup

[Mew Master]

I too should have eggs that have hatched... <-<

[Chris 2.1]

Mew Master:
Congratulations!
Your Salaman Egg has hatched into a:

Male Chimchar


&


Mew Master:
Congratulations!
Your Salaman Egg has hatched into a:

Female Larvitar


&


Mew Master:
Congratulations!
Your Salaman Egg has hatched into a:

Female Houndour

[Mew Master]

BONUS! Thanks Chris! *runs off to Summer Solstace Tree*

[Chris 2.1]

Before you go: Larvitar cannot hatch from a Salaman egg; that was a mistake on my part. That egg is actually a female Bagon. So sorry for the confusion.

[Mew Master]

*screeeeeeeeech* I was just about to address that... *runs off in the other direction*

[Mew Master]

I humbly request two more Salman Eggs

Bankage

Thanks *warms up frying pan*

[Chris 2.1]

You need to wait a week Come back on July 16th!

[Mew Master]

Crud... *takes back points*

[Ultimate Charizard]

I would like one of those Shiney new Diapea eggs...or whatever the heck you call em.
The one with the new things in them!
I figure i should expand my coolection but dont really know what with.

*Hands over a point*

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I'd like two mineral eggs and a bonus Salaman egg. Thanks.

[Chris 2.1]

Ok guys come back on the 15th!