<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 3 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Catheri]

Clean things until I passed out. (Once I woke up, I would began cleaning again though.)

What would you do if you were in your room and a man in a black suit suddenly entered, proclaimed you were the chosen one who will bring about a new era of peace, but in order to fulfill your destiny and rule the new era of peace you must murder someone dear to you?

[Knight of Time]

I'd tell the man I wouldn't want to help bring peace if it meant killing someone in the process, as it'd be like a double-edged sword in having something bad happen for something good to happen.

What would you do if you were modded on a forum in an area you were just getting used to (aka a newbie to the area)?

[Fett One]

Do my the best job I can and hope some of the other mods can provide me with advice.


What would you do if could learn to use any weapon just by reading a book about the weapon?

[mr_pikachu]

I'd start reading a lot of books. "Hmm... how to use missiles...."

What would you do if Bill Gates offered you ten billion dollars to do something more outrageous than anyone else on earth?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably do it, 10 billion dollars would be sweet.

What would you do if you became a sandwich?

[Fett One]

Pray that no one eats me and if someone does, then give them a bad case of indigestion.


What would you do if Comedy Central began to heavily censor every episode of South Park?

[Knight of Time]

Send them an e-mail asking them why they are trying to screw up South Park.

What would you do if you got an e-mail from someone with the same first and last name as a friend of yours, yet was not the same person?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Send back an E-mail, expressing my feel that it couldn't be true. I mean, Finland has lots of Mika Korhonen but my name is quite unique.

What would you do if you foresaw that a meteor would hit your hometown and nobody believed you?

[Fett One]

Grab my things and leave. If no one wants to listen to me than that's their problem.

What would you do if you developed a serum that can cure all known diseases?

[Knight of Time]

Make a secret formula for it that I'd only entrust to doctors and nurses who could help me in the major endeavour.

What would you do if everyone on TPM was a moderator, super moderator or administrator, except for yourself?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I probably wouldn't think to much about it.

What would you do if you fell down a sewer pipe?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go on a monster hunt. Pennywise and giant alligators might bring some excitement.

What would you do if you had Spider-Man's abilities?

[Knight of Time]

I'd go into the world and catch every single criminal in Canada, leaving them wrapped up in very strong webbing for the police to take away, in bunches.

What would you do if you were chosen to be the next Bachelor/Bachelorette on ABC?

[Fett One]

Choose the worst candidate since these things never work out to begin with.

What would you do if a movie producer stole your idea for a movie and the movie became a hit?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Present my version in the internet as soon as possible and hope to have some sympathy.

What would you do if you took part in a competition but won a truckload of candy you didn't like?

[Knight of Time]

Give it to the second place winner instead (especially if I was allergic to the candy).

What would you do if a famous Power Rangers actor or actress from the Mighty Morphin era came to your door in the middle of a personal emergency for them?

[Fett One]

It depends on who the actor is. If it's one that I like, I will try to help. If it's one that I don't like, I will slam the door in his/her face.

What would you do if companies started to change your favorite shows the way that Disney changed the original Power Rangers?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Switch on the TV and watch what they have done.

What would you do if Barack Obama joined TPM and posted a newbie topic in Misc?

[Knight of Time]

Welcome him to TPM, I guess.

What would you do if George Bush made a TPM account and asked to become a moderator somewhere at TPM?

[Fett One]

Flame him until he leaves.

What would you do if you had the ability to travel to other realities?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mix the realities by picking things there and here until they are all messed-up.

What would you do if you were forced to sign stupid songs in front of a live audience?

[Oslo]

Get wasted beforehand and then have a blast... only to be unbearably humiliated the next day.

What would you do if you had a pet dragon?

[Fett One]

Train it to attack my enemies and use it as transportation by having it fly me everywhere.

What would you do if you couldn't stop watching cartoons from the 80's?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd download the on my mobile phone. The only option if I would have to watch them everywhere, like going to market or something.

What would you do if you knew alchemy?

[Deadwood_Zen]

I would dress up as Edward Elric, and play into a false sense of reality.

What if you acquired a Death Note?

[Fett One]

Make all of my enemies pay and force my friends and family into servitude.

What would you do if became allergic to water?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd try some to see how bad it affects.

What would you do if I had a Death Note and you were the only person to figure it out for yet?

[Blademaster]

Ask you to lock it up someplace safe so it couldn't hurt anybody. if that didn't make things safe, or if I wasn't met with compliance, I'd just snap your neck and lock it up myself. Even compared to me, you're tiny and frail-looking, Mikachu.

What would you do if Jason Voorhees was after you and only you?

[Fett One]

Get my friend who is a marine to deal with him (my friend is crazy enough to do it) until I can get an explosive to blow him up with.

What would you do if you discovered that your best friend is an illegal immigrant?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to get him a legal right to stay in Finland.

What would you do if you had a seizure everytime you watch your favourite TV show?

[Blademaster]

Stop watching it. I can live without FOX.

What would you do if every last unit of currency on the planet suddenly vanished?

[Shadow Wolf]

Live trough trades! Like in the past, trade food for food and things like that.

What would you do if you've suddenly owned Bill Gates's fortune?

[Fett One]

Retire and move into a mansion.

What would you do if Transformers were real?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I guess I'd learn lots of new things about them.

What would you do if everytime you enter a room, Lugia's song from Pokemon 2000 began to play out of nowhere?

[Blademaster]

Probably get my ass beaten by people sick of hearing "that fucking song."

What would you do if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lived in your hometown?

[Fett One]

Get their autographs.

What would you do if your favorite celebrity came to your house for dinner?

[abunaidesu]

Make that celebrity recite lines from my favorite movies.

What would you do if you caught your spouse committing illicit sexual trysts with your mother?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Very surprised and grossed out.

What would you do if you could never sleep again?

[Blademaster]

Live twice as long as everyone else.

What would you do if you no longer required food?

[Fett One]

Continue to eat foods that I like on the weekend and don't eat anything during the week, so I can save money.

What would you do if you if grew a second head that didn't agree with anything you wanted to do?