Taking this over from Ayeun...
GREYFOX'S SAFARI ADVENTCHA!
LOCATION: • skyline terrace MODE: • classic PACK:
• poké ball x1
• great ball x1
• ultra ball x1CATCHES: • n/a
• ROUND TWENTY-EIGHT •
You start to tell your new Zoroark acquaintance that you'll catch him at the end of your quest—but suddenly, he grabs you by your collar and starts shaking you about.
"Wake up! Please, for the love of Arceus, wake up!"
Huh?
Your eyes open. You find yourself still in Skyline Terrace, except now there's a Sudowoodo holding you and shaking you about like a Polaroid picture. Another Sudowoodo stands by his side sobbing uncontrollably.
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"Wake up! Why won't you just wake up?" he exclaims, failing to notice that your eyes have opened.
"We've killed him!" the second Sudowoodo wails. "Yes, killed him! We're going to jail! Do you know what they'll do to a hot young Sudowoodo like me in prison? Do you?"
"Wait, I've got it... I can give him mouth-to-mouth!" the first Sudowoodo says. "Here, let me try..."
You then spend the next few seconds desperately trying to fight off Sudowoodo's attempt to get to first base with you. When the bonsai trees have realized you're awake, they throw up their arms in celebration. You glance over to see your Pokemon standing by your side with looks of relief on their faces. You also see the Safari Zone's Abra attendant with you.
"I'm so happy you've come to!" Abra says. "I can't apologize enough for what happened. When I Teleported you and your Pokemon into the Zone, we ended up materializing right in between these two Sudowoodo who were having a friendly Pokemon battle. Just as we appeared, one of them let a Rock Throw fly and it collided with your head."
You suddenly notice a dull ache at the back of your skull. You touch it and feel one heck of a goose egg. Your memories of the Farfetch'd and Zoroark and everything else you encountered while you were unconscious already start to feel vague and distant.
"We'd best put this behind us," Abra continues. "To apologize for this horrible mistake, we hope you will accept this complementary Great Ball on our behalf. Oh, uh, and if you could sign this waiver to absolve the Safari Zone and its parent company from blame over this freak accident, that would be, er, just dandy."
She holds out a Great Ball, a legal document and a pen.
HOW DO YOU PROCEED?
• POST-ROUND •
TEAM GREYFOX
PERSEUS
m
steadfast
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
100 HP • EP 100
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
N/A ZYUU
m
sand veil
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
100 HP • EP 100
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
N/A ANIMIKII
g/l
lightning rod
♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
100 HP • EP 100
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
N/A
Yep. I went there. I have no shame.
(Also, since when does Zapdos get Lightning Rod?)