Okie. I'm actually starting to get good with this team, but it could do with a little fixing...

TRAINER: Pyromaniac
EXTRA INFO: Intestines - the way forwards
WIN: shut up
LOSE: eat dung and die

Quagsire/Squelcher (Scope Lens)
Body Slam
E-Quake
Ice Beam
Surf
Basically there to PWN the hell out of T-Tar and D-Nite.

Jynx/Paris (Focus Band)
Dream Eater
Ice Beam
Lovely Kiss
Mean Look
ML-LK-DE combo. Kills all.

Rhydon/Sergeant (Scope Lens)
Rock Slide
Protect
Earthquake
Seismic Toss
Basic killer. Drill sergeant (aren't I unfunny :3)

Ampharos/V-Charge (Scope Lens)
Body Slam
Swagger
Thunder Wave
Thunderbolt
Paraswaggeration. Like parafusion, only more lethal if they get it wrong... and more lethal if they get it right xx;;

Umbreon/Moonraker (Focus Band)
Psychic
Confuse Ray
Bite
Shadow Ball
Not a particularly integral part of my team since I switched it's position from first. Quite forgettable.

Kangaskan/Mangudai (Scope Lens)
Dizzy Punch
Earthquake
Iron Tail
Mega Punch
Feh. It's okay, I s'pose, but far from perfect.

Watch me suck.