Okay, I'm up for a match. This will be a 4-on-4 match, one Pokemon out at a time.
Rules:
DQ: 1 week
Moves I'd Rather Not See Used: Recovery moves (ie Recover, not like Giga Drain)
Pokemon: I'd like you not to use Pokemon above second stage (like Charmeleon, Raichu or Seaking), but I'm flexible in that regard.
Stage: The Submarine
This is the inside of a submarine, natch. It's large enough to accomodate most Pokemon easily (although a Steelix or a Wailord might be pushing it), and there are no obstacles inside to distract the fighters. Just big and empty. However, every few rounds (at the ref's discretion), one of several things will happen. 1: An obnoxious laugh is heard and 6 or 7 average-sized men in red superhero-esque costumes will dash by, attacking anyone in their way for roughly 10% damage total. 2: An annoying voice will say "Henshin a-bye-bye!" and a man in a red superhero-esque costume will attack one of the fighters for roughly 15% damage. 3: An annoying voice will say "Six Machine!" and a small aircraft will fly across the top of the room, dropping small missiles. These do only 7-8% damage, but there are a lot of them, enough to sweep the entire room. If an attack knocks Six Machine from the sky with an attack, they get 7-8% damage restored to them. However, since the Six Machine leaves on the turn it appears, this is hard to coordinate.
Moves unable to be used: Weather moves, moves involving a body of water (ie Surf), moves involving mud (dirt and earth-shaking moves, on the other hand, are okay).

Any takers? We would send our first Pokemon to the ref and they would decide who attacks first.