TheBlueAvenger versus Mega Horny

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battlefield
the corner store – flashy

track
they might be giants – particle man

TheBlueAvenger
[right][color=#cccccc][size=1]particle / nosepass / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 088
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 067
dizzy; otherwise okay[left][color=#cccccc][size=1]male / sharpedo / triangle
069 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
075 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
+spd - agility[right][color=#cccccc][size=1]universe / poliwrath / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 081
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 075
cocky[left][color=#cccccc][size=1]male / mr. mime / person
094 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
068 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
paralysis

Mega Horny
[right][color=#666666][size=1]sean paul / dratini / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 076
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 063
torment
scary face - spd-[left][color=#666666][size=1]male / exeggcute / akon
080 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
095 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
still struggling[right][color=#666666][size=1]cuboner / cubone / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 073
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 085
confident[left][color=#666666][size=1]male / growlithe / slim thug
074 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
069 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
(5) double team
+spd - agility
paralysis

round three
With no one else in the pool, Triangle Man sighs. Why does no one want to play with me, I'd imagine he'd be thinking right now if he were capable of thinking. Akon the exeggcute attempts to unleash a series of vines into the pool, but as he does so, a disgruntled referee barges in blowing his whistle several times, doing no such dent on the ears of the various trainers or pokémon considering that the music in the arena has done so already.

"Using moves that replenish health in this battle are void," boasts the referee, "Ingrain is deemed a 'recovery move' and thus cannot be used."

Akon sighs and recalls his various vines. Meanwhile, the large rock pokémon, Particle Man, fumes loudly as a cackling electricity is shot directly at the slithery sea serpent, Sean Paul. The dratini's muscles become strickened with paralysis, and his movements become frigid and slow-like. Angry, he manages to aim at the Universe, charging a similar electricity within his body. Universe Man sweats, grabbing two of the exeggcutor eggs and holding them defensively. Sean Paul inadvertently fires off the massive thunder, striking both Akon and Universe Man, having differing effects (7% – Akon; 15% – Universe Man). Finally, Slim Thug wards off his paralysis and manages to strike; he lunges for the mime, Person, with his teeth sickened with dark energy. However, as he lunges towards the creature, said creature immediately vanishes only to reappear within an arm's-length behind him. Cuboner, mourning the loss of his mother's keepsake, summons a chilling wind which engulfs the Corner Store, causing small ice damage to all contenders not named Cuboner (2% – Triangle Man; 3% – Particle Man; 2% – Universe Man; 3% – Person Man; 5% – Sean Paul; 5% – Akon; 2% – Slim Thug), which also destroys the growlithe clones. Triangle Man merely eases back, considering that his combination attack has nothing to strike.

Being one of the only pokémon on Mega Horny's team not stricken with paralysis, Akon fires off four green bubbles which hover in the air and into the pool, latching onto the Triangle. Triangle Man begins to feel drained as his energy is sapped from his scaley hide immensely; the four bubbles then retreat back to Akon, healing him (8% – Triangle Man; 4% – Akon). Cuboner continues his assault, demanding that the icy wind become icier and windier, unfortunately causing more damage to his teammates than his opponents (2% – Triangle Man; 3% – Particle Man; 2% – Universe Man; 3% – Person Man; 5% – Sean Paul; 5% – Akon; 2% – Slim Thug). The dratini acts again, however the anguishing torment spell he had succumbed to would not allow him to attack using the thunderous energy. Akon sighs in relief. Particle Man then shoots Akon with a similar electricity, paralyzing him in the same manner. Person Man then holds the growlithe in the air for a few seconds before hurling him into a wall, causing both mental damage as well as physical damage (5% + 5% – Slim Thug). The growlithe winces in pain as he prepares his elemental attack; warding off paralysis once more, the fire hound emits a small wave of fire which scathes across the mime harshly, causing decent damage (8% – Person Man). Triangle Man merely eases back, again.

The final set of attacks commence: having an incredible sense of speed, Slim Thug darts around his mime adversary (how does he do it?), managing to manipulate some of the flames that hadn't yet died down. As the flames chase behind him, he manages to slam harshly into Person Man as the flames once more strike (7% + 4% – Person Man). The nosepass then wanders over to Cuboner. Probably thinking something about giving the mouse a "real" ice attack or something; Particle Man plows Cuboner with an icy fist (8% – Cuboner). The mouse retalliates by allowing the icier, windier icy wind to become... iciest windiest? Yeah... (2% – Triangle Man; 3% – Particle Man; 2% – Universe Man; 3% – Person Man; 5% – Sean Paul; 5% – Akon; 2% – Slim Thug). Still entangled in the clutches of Universe Man, Akon shoots off another volley of bubbles as Triangle Man gapes at his slithery foe with an intimidating stare. Sean Paul becomes daunted, and his speed falls harshly. Triangle Man's energy is once more siphoned as the four bubbles return to Akon (8% – Triangle Man; 4% – Akon). Sean Paul looks away from the dark shark and shoots off another massive collection of electricity, destroying all faith that Akon had for him (7% – Akon; 15% – Universe Man). Universe Man, a bit weary (and angry with the lightning gods), angrily hurls the two exeggcute eggs (whom had suffered a similar fate) at the slithery dratini, causing more damage to both foes (5% – Sean Paul; 7% – Akon). Person Man finishes out the round, holding his arms outstretched. Unfortunately, even with the minute movement required for his attack, his muscles are locked, disallowing him to do anything whatsoever.

the results
Massive...

TheBlueAvenger
[right][color=#cccccc][size=1]particle / nosepass / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 079
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 050
confident[left][color=#cccccc][size=1]male / sharpedo / triangle
047 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
088 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
+spd - agility[right][color=#cccccc][size=1]universe / poliwrath / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 045
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 083
wow...[left][color=#cccccc][size=1]male / mr. mime / person
085 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
058 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
paralysis

Mega Horny
[right][color=#666666][size=1]sean paul / dratini / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 056
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 033
paralysis
torment
scary face - spd--[left][color=#666666][size=1]male / exeggcute / akon
053 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
085 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
paralysis
annoyed with sean paul[right][color=#666666][size=1]cuboner / cubone / male
HEALTH |||||||||||||||||||| 065
ENERGY |||||||||||||||||||| 070
confident, eh, not so much[left][color=#666666][size=1]male / growlithe / slim thug
058 |||||||||||||||||||| HEALTH
049 |||||||||||||||||||| ENERGY
+spd - agility
paralysis