Well post your "Hillarious" chat quotes here for us all to read. This thread could be funny till Lady Vulpix posts something she deems funny.

Here's one with me and Dragoknight tonight....

Andrew says:
It's like jesus wrote a book!
The Anti-Tony says:
Now when would he get the free time?
Andrew says:
Oh he's got tons of it
Andrew says:
Like, who do you think writes the scrips for home and away AND neighbours
The Anti-Tony says:
lol
Andrew says:
He's obviously SUPER talented
Andrew says:
Like superly
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, that Jesus is a pretty good guy. He's like everyone's mate.
Andrew says:
Except with Tom
Andrew says:
he hates him
Andrew says:
Tom said he stole his rum at a party and jesus totally denied it, saying he could apparate some if he wanted. BUt tom's a bit of a dickhead.
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah, I reckon!
Andrew says:
plus jesus is more of a wino
The Anti-Tony says:
Drinking wine with Jesus would so kick ass.
Andrew says:
He'd be all like "I'm drunk. .... *Click fingers* Now!"
Andrew says:
"Dude, I'm down to 20 bucks, and I need cab fare, make me drunk too!"
Andrew says:
"What the hell do you take me for!! *Stumble* your messiah or something"
Andrew says:
"You're such a prick when you're drunk"
Andrew says:
"Oh you're just ... what's the word... jeallyous!"
The Anti-Tony says:
lol you've obviously been thinking about this for a while.
Andrew says:
Lol, this was spur of th emoment stuff
The Anti-Tony says:
Good stuff, you should write it down
Andrew says:
and then some chick cracking onto jesus
Andrew says:
"OMG like I saw you across the bar with that beer, with your mates and I didn't think you'd come over here and talk to me, cause you're like "JESSUSUUSUSUS"" "Heheh, I'm not htat bad, lol, want more alcohol?"
Andrew says:
What do you think would happen if you hung out with jesus
Andrew says:
I bet he'd be stingy with sharing
The Anti-Tony says:
Well I dunno, he's sharing his body and blood around during meals...
Andrew says:
oh dude, jesus has aids
The Anti-Tony says:
Shit, seriously? He never told me.
Andrew says:
He didn't?!
Andrew says:
Oh fuck man, you didn't like, have some of it did you
Andrew says:
that shit'll fuck you up
The Anti-Tony says:
I don't know, last Friday I was pretty wasted, and I seem to remember him giving me something... Shit.
Andrew says:
Yea, he got it in this orgy in the middle ages
Andrew says:
ANd they weren't big on cleanliness back then
Andrew says:
And he was still a fucking wino
Andrew says:
I hope you're bullemic. For your sake
The Anti-Tony says:
That shit makes me cross. (Hohoho)
Andrew says:
You nailed that shit
The Anti-Tony says:
lmao
Andrew says:
Cheryl and Steve caught it first
Andrew says:
But they were dirty dirty cunts
Andrew says:
So it was no great loss
Andrew says:
I don't know what'll happen when people figure out morgan freeman's got it
The Anti-Tony says:
lol I kinda blanked out and now Morgan Freeman's mentioned.
Andrew says:
Shawshank redemption... prison showers.... jesus was a bit fucked up then, on acid, killed some bitch and ended up in gaol...
The Anti-Tony says:
Ah of course.
Andrew says:
I hear he keeps her earings like trophies
Andrew says:
I should post this on the internets
Andrew says:
Seeing as I'm totally classy
The Anti-Tony says:
Yeah that'd go over well.
Andrew says:
Especially with those religious types
Andrew says:
They need to know Jesus is alive and well today
Andrew says:
Even though he's a drunk, recovering addict and he's got AIDS