Yeah, uh, so here are mine conditions, ja?

DQ: 1 week
Match: 1 on 1
Pokemon: No evolved Pokemon, and preferably no non-evolvers.
Banned Moves: No OHKO or similar moves (eg, no Explosion, no Destiny Bond, no Perish Song, you get the drift), and no Attract. Other than that, knock yourself out. (Please do, as that would mean I win. )

Arena: Uh... the Brooklyn bridge! (No cars, of course, not in the mood to deal with those.) A lovely, long suspension bridge spanning the East River between Brooklyn and Manhattan. There're lots of long cables that you can mess around with, "guide rails" that you may run on or launch attacks from or whatever as you see fit, A whole river for Water-types to duck into... AND, as a bonus, it sways in a disconcerting manner when it's windy! And it will be windy throughout the battle... What fun!

I send out first; my opponent will attack first. Now I just gotta go find an opponent for my darling Cujo...

Well, there you have it! Now, c'mon, who wants some? *starts punching at the air and shadowboxing... and gets her clock cleaned by her own shadow*