[COLOR=blue]Spaceballs

[COLOR=blue]Once Upon a Time Warp...

In a galaxy very, very, very, very far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as...Spaceballs.

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Episode 1: The Phantom Doofus

The planet Nabooboo has been placed under siege by the evil Swap Group, who wish to give Nabooboo some of their shabby (and obviously counterfeit) clothing in exchange for all the tea on the planet. The monarchs of the planet refuse to give in, as most of the inhabitants of the planet would choose tea over air itself.

In an attempt to reason with the Swap Group (or kill them, I don't know which), a pair of Schwarts masters have been sent to 'negotiate' with the leader of the Swap Group. Unbeknownst to them however (but very well known by us), the negotiations aren't going to be as simple as they hope (if it was, this would be a very short RPG).




That's it...you don't need to read anymore. Now RP GOOD DAMMIT!


Ok, for those who haven’t seen Spaceballs, allow me to explain. Spaceballs is a parody of Star Wars, and as you my guess, this is a parody of Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. There’s just a couple of things to explain first.

1. The force in this is known as the Schwarts. Just thought I’d let you know.

2. Instead of lightsabers, those who’ve mastered the Schwarts have what are known as Schwarts rings. The Schwarts is normally channeled through and they can be used as blasters, as well as swords.

3. um…there really isn’t a three.

Ok, now here’s the sign up.

Name:
Age:
Gender: I will allow unknowns/both (but only if you have a very good reason)
Race: you can make this one up, or use one form Spaceballs.
Appearance: duh
Personality: duh
Weapon: whatever. I don’t want too many people being able to use the schwarts, so I’ll restrict the number of schwarts rings here.
History: duh
Relations:
Other:

Here are mine

Name: Zasz
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Race: Spaceball
Appearance: Standing at about 5’4’’ with a lean build and a slightly pale complexion. He has smooth, rather shiny white hair, which just reaches his shoulders and deep blue eyes. He’s one those guys who girls go “Aww, so cute!”

As for his outfit, he wears a lot of black leather, most likely in an attempt to make himself look bad ass (though failing most of the time). A black, sleeveless top, a black leather trench coat, black pants, black knee high boots and black gloves (like I said, lots of black).
Personality: He’s hell bent on taking over the galaxy, by any means necessary. Normally confidant and ready for a fight, Zasz is often quick to anger. There are a number of things he hates; when his plans fail, when people treat him like a kid (this happens often) and when people don’t acknowledge him as the villain of this RPG (even though he’s not). He really, really, REALLY likes ice cream (it’s like catnip to him).
Weapon: A pair of blasters, which are always by his sides (although, this doesn’t make him any more bad ass then he is now).
History: After seeing “Spaceballs the Movie” (thanks to instant cassettes) and beholding the fate of his planet, he and his brothers got the hell off the planet. His goal now is to conquer the galaxy, by any means necessary (using whatever crackpot scheme he comes up with). Unfortunately for him, his plans always backfire (if they actually succeeded, there’d be no Spaceballs). However, he refuses to give up.
Relations: Anyone want to be Zasz’s brothers?
Other: “I’m the main villain of Spaceballs Episode 1! Me dammit!”

Name: Nicholas/Elizabeth Maddigan
Age: 29
Gender: he’s a guy (he just dresses like a girl).
Race: human
Appearance: He stands at about 5’77’’ with a normal build and complexion. He’s got hazel brown eyes and short, black hair.

As for clothing, well, he’s got two outfits. When he’s Nicholas, he dresses in a formal red and white suit, with plenty of frills and gold trimming, with black pants, black shoes and white gloves included.

When he’s Elizabeth on the other hand, he wears a silky red dress (which is stuffed in the chest area), plenty of jewelry, stockings, red high heels and a long black wig.
Personality: Bossy, a major control freak and totally in love with himself/herself. S/he hates it in his/her authority is questioned and when things don’t go his/her way. S/he sees everyone else as insects and is also complimenting his/her other half (i.e. when s/he’s Nicholas, he’ll be complimenting Elizabeth and vice versa.) S/he’s a total coward.
Weapon: A schwarts ring. What better way to inflict punishment on the disobedient masses?
History: Not much is known about him/her. All that everyone knows is that ‘they’ inherited the Swap Group from ‘their’ wealthy father. Not many are aware of Nicholas’ cross dressing habit and really think that Nicholas and Elizabeth are two separate people (this includes the rulers of planet Nabooboo). Why s/he’s after all the tea on Nabooboo is anyone’s guess.
Relations: none
Other: