I would like to battle:

Chris 2.0 (We haven't battled in ages!)
River
Weasel Overlord
Elec Man EXE (I want to WIN dammit! WIN!)
Charnumber (And your evil Wheevees)
Me Loves Ghosts (There'll be BLOOD! BLOOD DAMMIT!)
Dark Dragonite
Ultimate Charizard
Drew

The arena... Indestructable bouncy Castle thanks! No phasing into the bouncy castle. It's surrounded by a moat which is 5 meters long and 5 meters deep for Water Pokemanz... There are three large bouncy walls and an audience facing the only exposed side. Moves like Equake are like ineffective and the bouncy castle generally doesn't reflect special moves.

The time, let's have a delightful 4am match... 4am's an odd time...., a bit of light drizzle.

You choose which of my Pokemon you'd like to battle, and I'll pick yours... right..

What else?