Righto, comeback to ASB! So let's go down and party!

Same Pokemon battle
Pokemon: 1 vs 1
I attack first
Arena: The Darkness of the Soul. Almost pitch black, this arena is lit by four torches; one in each corner, for it is a square. The torches glow with an eerie blue light, and emit no smoke. In the centre of the arena, just lit enough to be visible, there is a small square pad with a large question mark etched into it. If a Pokemon stands on this pad, one of four things could happen; (to be decided on the roll of a dice by the referee) 1) The Pokemon regains a portion of Health (up to 10%) 2) The Pokemon regains a portion of Energy (up to 10%) 3) The Pokemon is struck by a random status ailment 4) The Pokemon is healed of a random status ailment (if they are afflicted by many) This arena is best for Dark types, naturally.
DQ: A week
Banned Moves: Health recovery moves, Destiny Bond, Perish Song, Attract, Explosion, Selfdestruct

We both agreed we’d both use the same Pokemon. I choose Selena, my female Absol.

Selena, begin with a Sword Dance. Then go for an Aerial Ace, followed by a Faint Attack. Make it a fast strike.

Sword Dance ~ Aerial Ace ~ Faint Attack.

A ref is highly needed, please.