I wonder who has heard of Hsu and Chan?

*kitsun calls up his good friends, Hsu and Chan, and has them send a few "experiments." 2.5 seconds later, courtesy of ACME Shipping, A large crate shows up on the charred battlefield of Whack-a-TPMer, near kitsun. the crate opens up, and out pop Gila Mobster, A red lizard wearing a mobster hat and holding a zippo lighter; Chernobyl, the radioactive chipmunk; Uselessbug, t cheap Metapd knockoff with no purpose whatsoever; and Chiasaur, a Bulbasaur with a chia fern growing out of it's back. (Better visual aids here)

"Only need one of you: Chernobyl, give mr_pikachu a big hug, then Meltdown. In about 10 minutes."

Kitsun runs and finds a deep hole to hide in while Chenobyl merrily skips off.

Moments later...

KER-BOOM

A cookie if you can find mr_pikachu's charred remains.