CuleX VS. darktyranitar (Ref needed, please)

[Blademaster]

Hey Faiz.

You've reffed practically every one of my battles since the start of my ASB career. Well, this time, you can't.

Because you, my friend, are the enemy this time.

Here's the scoop:

-This'll be a 2-on-2 match, one Pokemon at a time.
-The ref can choose who sends out first and who attacks first.
-DQ time is 5 days.
-I won't ban any moves; you can ban whichever ones you want.
-The arena is one of classic proportions:

Bacterion

A nameless alien planet, devoid of water and atmosphere, but not oxygen - ergo, weather attacks and large-scale water-based attacks (Surf, Whirlpool, Waterfall, etc.) are useless (Except Sandstorm, which is nothing more than a huge dust cloud, really.).

At the end of each third round, a huge, randomly-determined spaceship will fly over the planet, raining down lasers on the battlefield and inflicting a random status effect on both Pokemon. The status effect is determined by what ship flies over (This is at the ref's discretion, obviously.):

Crystal Core: Concentrated Ice energy causes frostbite and induces Freezing.
Tetran: Concentrated Poison energy falls like acid rain and induces Poison.
Covered Core: Concentrated Ground energy rattles the opponent and induces Paralysis.
Big Core: Concentrated Ghost energy entrances the opponent and induces Sleep.
Dragon Core: Concentrated Dragon energy scalds whatever it touches and induces Burns.
Circle Core: Concentrated Flying energy disorients its target and induces Confusion.


You up to the challenge, Faiz?