Crystal Tear's challenge woke me up from 3 months of slumber. Is anyone up for a challenge?

Rules
2 on 2
DQ: 1 week
Arena: Desert. Nothing around, just sand and a few clouds. Its about 2pm. Quite sunny.
Banned Moves: You know, substitute, attract and non damaging recovery moves.

You send first, I attack first. Fair enough?

*sits down and waits*