This is definitely one of those LOL/WTF kind of stories.

http://www.ktvotv3.com/Global/story.asp?S=6524420

Green Happy Meal toy isn't Shrek, it's pot

OTTAWA, Ill. (AP) - An Illinois dad isn't very happy about what he found in his kid's Happy Meal. Now, a 17-year-old McDonald's employee is facing drug charges after police say he hid his stash in a Happy Meal box. Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilmann says a man and his three children went to a McDonald's drive-thru to order Happy Meals. Instead of a toy, Zeilmann says one of the children found a lighter, pipe, and bag of pot in her Happy Meal. Her father went to police.
Whatever happened to the good old days when we just had to deal with cashiers that don't speak English?