Poll: What are you wearing? + Random topics

[Drago]

Original title: Currently active users...
1 member. Little old me. I mean, seriously. What's up with that. A community of thousands, not too impractical an hour... So what, other people have actually got better stuff to do on Christmas Eve? Not good enough, I say. As such, I've been inspired to make polls. Coz polls are NICE.

1. Do you ever take much note of how many users are online?
All the time. See who's on, and how many are on. That way I can get a general feel for what topics are gonna have posts in them.

2. Do you ever spend any time in the 'who's online' segment of the forum? Why and for how long?
More frequently than I should. To see why people are just sitting around. I can't believe how many people are just sitting on the main page for like twenty minutes, waiting for anything to happen. Also, I like popping in there to see if anyone's reading my fic. lol

3. Ever gotten the urge to PM somebody else just 'cause they're here?
Constantly, and I've acted on those urges. Rarely do people reply though, cause y'all are jerks.

4. While we're on the subject, what's the state of your PMs?
17 in my inbox, 25 in the outbox. 42 whole messages, the oldest in the inbox from May '04, the oldest in the outbox from June '03.

5. Alright, give me an excuse. WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU ONLINE RIGHT NOW?
And don't tell me you've got Christmas plans. Because I know you haven't.
EDIT: The only one exempt from my fury is Dark-San, who has logged on since I started this topic. Righteous.

EDIT2: Let's add more fun random stupid questions to suit my inebriation, shall we?

6. What are you wearing right now? (If you omit your underwear, I will be disappointed)
Dark blue billabong shirt, black pants and lovely striped boxers that are relatively new.

7. Are you a kid of the 70s? 80s? 90s? 00s?
Though I lean towards music of the 80s, I'm a 90s kid all the way. I'm a Nick kid, a SNES buff, and I didn't know who shot Mr. Burns at first.

8. If you could do any one thing at all right now, what would it be?
Bring Bob Marley back to life, 'cause he's looking at me.

9. What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken?
Some sort of old wooden statue/model thing that my friend owned. I felt bad for that one.

10. If I say duck, what do you think...
Quack.