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[Blademaster]

Alright, I'm back!

And once again, I've been perfectly portrayed.

Yes, it may be hard to believe, but in real life, I'm a lot less friendly than on TPM. Especially vocally. Since I don't have time to think of witty responses and then press 'Enter' in person, my response to aggravation is typically "**** you!"

Online, however, I can plan my responses out and be far more eloquent. For instance, I can instead say "******* - guzzle **** and go **** yourself with a *****-***-covered **** up your mother****ing *******, you ******-*** monkey-****ing piece of ****-sucking ****!!!"

See?

EDIT: Anyone who can guess how many DIFFERENT curse words were used in that sentence gets a cracker. [::]