So yeah... I got two piercings the other day. Sorry, nothing too sexy or daring. Just two more in my right ear. Eventually I want to get a few more ; but for now just in my right earlobe was all I could afford. And I went to this random little place that promised to do it for $19.95 including jewlery. Which is nice and cheap and because I am cheap, I agreed.

The lady makes me sign this terms and conditions form; and I notice one of the clauses on the form is something like "I understand all the risks that have been explained to me by the staff"... and I'm like "You! Explain stuff to me now! You haven't explained to me the risks!" And she replies with "um... well you could get an infection if you don't use this spray... the spray is $15.95..." and I was like "eugh are you serious."

And now my ear is all sore and stuff cos I went through with it anyway even though she wasn't a professional and didn't know what she was doing. She used one of those piercing guns as well.

You know they use those guns to tag cows?
And if you use a gun on cartlidge that it can shatter the shape of your ear?

Wish I'd known those earlier.



So I guess you can either talk about piercings or other things you'd wish you'd known before you did them.

tl;dr - post a picture of an air conditioner. because it's still hot in australia.