Customers are know-it-alls and think they can boss us around... but really they're ignorant. That's just what I'm adding, since the title has much alliteration. This is a two part poll....

PART ONE: LUSCIOUS LUXURIES

I work at a Restoration Hardware and it's oh so fun for TPM's favorite potty mouth to pretend like I know everything about color coordination and drapery. We sell high end stuff.



So here's the poll:

1. Have you stopped buying luxury goods (things that are unnecessary to spoil yourself) since the U.S. economy crashed?

I still haven't bought textbooks, never mind luxury goods.....

2. Are you pessimistic, optimistic or neutral about the economy crashing?

Ooh, I'm pessimistic.

And here's part II:

3. Have you ever worked retail? If yes, where, and what is your worst horror story?

Yes, and my first retail job was as a cashier at BJ's Wholesale Club... and my supervisor was a racist bitch who treated me like crap for speaking Spanish...

4. If you worked retail, would you ever work retail again? If not, would you consider it?

NOO!!!!!!