Tangela
-Sleep powder
-Growth
-Megadrain
-Stunspore/substitute/

Yeah. I think this thing is faster then eggy, so it sleeps him, and then keeps growing until I kill something with megadrain. I found out that it learns swords dance so I could use sd and bslam over stunspore and growth if wanted.

Lickitung
-Swords Dance
-Hyperbeam
-Counter/bodyslam
-Icebeam/surf

I know this is pretty lame, but yeah, I'll try to use it. Basicly I use this at the end, swords dance as much as possible, and hyperbeam. This is the only pokemon I'm aware of that can sd and hyperbeam with STAB. Counter r0x because when tauros or something switches in, it gets pwned by counter when it bodyslams. Icebeam is for golems/rhydons, although I'm considering surf.

Tentacruel
-Hydropump
-Blizzard
-Megadrain
-Supersonic/barrier

Does as much damage as possible ASAP. Switches in on something and hopefully does something. I really like having this just for fun, but I can always switch to the standard if I want.

Hypno
-Psychic
-Thunderwave
-Counter/Reflect
-Rest

Pretty straight forward. I'm obsessed with counter even though it sort of sucks. Psychic for STAB, thunderwave for more parylises, rest to regain health, and reflect for stability.

Sandslash
-Earthquake
-Swordsdance
-Sand attack
-substitute/rockslide

I'd be crazy not to put sand attack on because that can be really annoying if the pokemon is using blizzard.

Kangaskhan
-Hyperbeam
-Submission
-Surf
-Counter/bodyslam

Submission will school some normal pokemon, I don't care what you say. Surf owns golems and rhydons even if it doesn't OHKO them. Hyperbeam rides off great attack with STAB. And counter does stuff such as killing tauroses and the like.

I don't like this team anymore then you do, and I just threw it together as you can see. Rate anyways. You'd be crazy not to.