Are you attempting to wink?

This is me being all witty and stuff giving my speech on the weekend. It was about 600 words, I memorized it, but my drunk, retarded friend (who is sitting in the front row) interrupted me at teh end and I had a mindblank for the last paragraph for about 20 seconds, so I started talking to him to divert. I was panicking inside my brain though!

I was a bit drunk as I did it, so afterwards I felt like I failed my speech. But apparently I got numerous laughs and sentimental "aww"'s and all that jazz. Also, you'll see the scab on my arm was when I fell from the tree last Wednesday night.