I always felt gypped back in RBY when I fought my way up Nugget Bridge to the Rocket Grunt, and won the offer of becoming a member of Team Rocket, only to automatically have it shot down. That would have been cool. Does it mean all the children on the bridge were Rocket cronies? Bizarre.

Anyway. So every time you play Pokemon, you're generic trainer. It took them four games to even give you a gender! But there's so many different trainer types out there far more interesting... Recently, you've been able to appear to others as a different type, but to you, you're still the same.

So if you could choose your trainer type, what would you be?

Personally, I'd pick a Cueball. Those dudes are great, the biker on roids. So big, so mean, so... Bald! Just a big mean ugly mess of muscles. That's the kind of dude I want manning my Vulpix!