DF vs Dabsaww (Ref - Oslo)

[Dogfish44]

Woo, got some evolved mons now =D
Anyway, battle time.

2 vs 2.
DQ time = 5 days.
Arena = Improbability vortex. In a small vortex time has frozen, giving out 42 random objects, namely a whale, 2 percussion instruments, 5 gold rings, 4 burning candles, A giant roulette wheel, 7 poisonous clouds (in lovely blue bottles), 2 angry lerprechauns, A giant lasagne, 6 lava lamps, A Packet of corn flakes, A talking set of 1 pound, 1 penny, 1 yen, 1 dollar, 1 cent, A quarter, A euro, A Bronze knut, and a Pokécoupon. Finally, there is a Lottery Machine, a Giant gravity generating table for us to stand on, and oddly enough a plantpot full of Petunias.
In the battle we start on the giant table, which has its own gravity. The other objects float in midair, and only activate and are attracted by the gravity when they are touched by a pokemon/move. The table can support everything mentioned. Objects can be used in whatever shape is wanted.
Banned moves: Toxic, rest, Pain split, attract.

I'm sending first, my opponent has the first move.
GO! GRUMPYPIG!