Ok, this is the last time I'm reposting this, so you should all be happy now. Herre ya go! [and don't bother me about the short chapters, I know!]
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CHAPTER 1
Hiro woke up late one spring morning, only to realize that his mom had gone insane and made him a cinnibar volcano burger with baking 'basco sauce (the hottest stuff on earth) for dinner last night, and his tounge was disintigrating in his mouth! he ran downstairs for some water when his insane mother stopped him and said
Mom:*insane laugh* I "found" a bunch of stuff while I was, uh, shopping in the kwik-e mart. hehehe!
Hiro:Isn't the kwik-e mart closed for 3 days.
Mom: Don't talk back to your elders! The point is, the cops want this, so I want you to have it! kekekekeke!
She hands him a PokéGear
Hiro: Wait a minute, if I have it, the cops'll think I stole it!
Mom: Like I want to get arrested. Now get moving!
Hiro went to the fire station and proceeded to stick a fire hose in his mouth. After that he went to Prof. Tree for help.
P. Tree: Your mom wants you to do something? Here, take a Pokémon. It is dangerous out there. Wait, on second thought *he reaches to take the Pokéball, remembering the time Hiro put shaving cream in his ben gay.*
Hiro: Hey this is mine!
He went home, grabbed his talking pikachu pokédex, and ran out of town.
And so the adventure begins...
CHAPTER 2
As Hiro set off down route 29, he saw a guy with green hair and a nose plug. The guy said
Guy: Hi! I'll show you how to catch Pokémon for 100 yen.
Hiro: But-
Guy: That's good! Now, I'll just have a look in your wallet and see if you've got the money!
They Guy reaches into Hiro's pocket and takes out his wallet.
Guy: *mumbling* Let's see, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50. There! Perfect!
Hiro: Hey! I thought you said-
Guy: OK, The way you catch a Pokémon is to throw a Pokéball and hope it hits the Pokémon. OK bye!
Hiro: But I haven't got any Pokéballs yet!
Guy: OK, Well, go buy some in Cherrygrove and I'll show you again!
Hiro:-_-' ...
Hiro continues down the road when he sees a funky-lookin' flower. He asks a guy
Hiro: What's that flower thingamabobber?
Other Guy: You can find stuff in the flowers!
Hiro: But what is-
Other Guy: You can find stuff in the flowers!
Hiro: I DIDN'T ASK WHAT IS IN THEM, I ASKED WHAT THEY A-
Other Guy: You can find stuff in the flowers!
Hiro looks at a sign and sees
Sign: This guy is a robotic tourguide!
Hiro: Oh brother...