The world is apparently still reeling from the shock of this one......believe it or not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has announced his intent to RUN FOR PRESIDENT! Even more shocking still is his announcement of a running mate.



It's none other than the Prince of Parkour himself: John Morrison!

When asked to comment about it President Obama expressed zero concern over the matter. In regards to the announcement he had this to say: "Personally I'd be more worried about this if the two of them weren't arguing so much with each other. Apparently they can't decide on if the White House should be renamed the Smackdown Hotel or if it should be called the Palace of Wisdom."

More as it develops