Now now, Mikachu, there is nothing wrong with this thread here... Misc used to have all sorts of stuff like this. Threads like these about random silly incidents are what make the forum and the guy is simply asking for advice... think next time you decide to backseat-moderate.
But yeah, as everyone else said, call the cops. I mean, you're 16 right, don't you live with your parents? What do they have to say about it, do they even know?