Quick and painless 2 on 2! Oslo vs. CutsiePie (ref: Cynder)

[Oslo]

Just an itty-bitty battle. Who's game?

We will play with the following stipulations: two Pokemon each, one at a time, no swapping, banning Curse/Pain Split, no damage cap, three day DQ... and I think that just about covers it. Oh, and the arena will be a Chuck E. Cheese. Every so often, as determined by the ref, there's a chance the restaurant's titular mascot will run up and kick one of the Pokemon in the face for minor damage. He is disgruntled. Let's leave it at that.

For my first Pokemon, I send out La Princesse, my shiny female Joltik with Compoundeyes. My opponent will release and then issue commands. I will issue commands directly after.

Bring it! Microwaveable noodle cups of thanks to the helpful ref who comes along to oversee this little fracas.