Hey, Roy! You say that Mr. Obama is trailing the "generic GOP candidate" in polls?

Well, according to FOX (a known conservative outlet), here's how he's doing in some polls where he was compared to some real GOP candidates:

Obama 47, Romney 41
Obama 49, Bachmann 38
Obama 47, Pawlenty 37
Obama 47, Perry 37

Remember, this is from Fox, a network whose target audience is conservatives. You yourself said that polls don't lie.

Edit: You're part German? Heck, I like bratwurst now and then... And lest we forget, hamburgers were invented in Germany...