*takes a deeeep breath*

This... was written over a long period of time. Enjoy. Written 1.5 years ago.

IMPORTANT: This story was written without the knowledge of other stories/movies/cartoons and any similarity is unintentional. I am saying this becuase AFTER I wrote it I found similar themes in other stories/movies/cartoons.

Squirtle’s Trainer

Squirtle rose from his bed and yawned.
‘Another day, another dollar,’ he thought. He walked over to his pond for his
morning swim. He jumped in and began to backstroke. A Goldeen popped out of the
water and said,
“HALLO, MY NAME ARE BEING GOLDEEN!”
“What the…my name is Squirtle. Glad to meet you,” Squirtle said as he stopped
swimming.
“SURE ARE HAVING NICE WEATHER ISN’T IT?”
“Ummmmm… the weather is nice,” Squirtle answered trying to understand
Goldeen’s grammar.
“LET’S GO ON A POKEMON ADVENTURE SO WE CAN CONTINUE THIS HERE FANFIC WE ARE
LIKELY TO FUN HAVE!”
“Okay, but how will you survive out of the water?”
“SAME WAY BEING GOLDEEN IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS DOES! BY THE WAY COUSIN ARE
BEING HIM YES!”
“What is Super Smash Brothers?” Squirtle asked. Squirtle didn’t waste his time
playing stupid Nintendo© games.
“IT ARE BEING AN NINTENDO GAME!”
“I’m sorry. I don’t waste my time playing stupid Nintendo© games." He got out of
the water, went back to his hut, and put eyeglasses on. He took a book down from
his bookshelf and went back outside to read by the pond side on a chair. All of
a sudden,
“POKEMON ADVENTURE!” It was the last thing that he heard before blasting off
into the distance like Team Rocket. The next thing he heard was the splashing of
water. The water was in a lake. Squirtle was in the water. The fishing rod was
in the lake. Squirtle swam to surface to see who was fishing.
“ALL RIGHT! AN SQUIRT-AL! I’LL CAPTURE IT!” He spoke like the Goldeen. He threw
a Pokeball at Squirtle. Squirtle knew that he could escape easily, but he stayed
inside the Pokeball on purpose so he could have an adventure. Big mistake.
“ALL RIGHT! I CAUGHT AN SQUIRT-AL! NOW I GO FIRST BADGE EARN WITH MAY-CHOP AND
SQUIRT-AL!” He let Squirtle out of the Pokeball.
“HI SQUIRT-AL, NICKNAME YOU GOLDEEN I DOES! MY NAME ARE BEING STEPHEN!” a
Goldeen came hurtling down from the sky and hit Stephen on the head. Stephen
fainted, and Goldeen jumped into one of Stephen’s Pokeballs. When Stephen woke
up he said,
“WOWS! I CAUGHT ME AN GOLDEEN!” He let Goldeen out of its Pokeball.
“GOLDEEN, MY NAME ARE BEING STEPHEN! I NICKNAME YOU BULBASAUR!” He returned
Squirtle, and then turned to return Goldeen. Goldeen refused to go in the
Pokeball.
“OH! YOU NO LIKE POKEBALL?”
“YEAH!” Goldeen said, even though Stephen could only hear, “Goldeen!”
“THAT MUST MEAN YES! I BET SQUIRTLE WANT OUT ALSO!” He let Squirtle out.
“I really don’t care,” Squirtle answered reasonably.
“THAT MUST MEAN YES! SO GLAD I IS I UNDERSTAND ME POKEMON! CLOSE EACHOTHER WE
ARE! I BET MAY-CHOP WANT OUT ALSO!” He let Machop out, and Machop ran away.
“OH WELL! YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM ALL!”

Chapter 2

Squirtle, Stephen, and Goldeen arrived in Carnage City.
“THIS MUST BE CARNAGE CITY! WHAT’S THAT POKEDEX?” Stephen pulled his Pokedex
out.
*Carnage City. Synonyms for carnage: bloodshed, slaughter, massacre, bloodbath,
killing, and butchery.*
“THAT LOVELY! BET I GYM ARE NICE!” The Pokedex groaned.
*Why did I have to get stuck with him…. Oh well. All comedy Fics must have a
smart aleck Pokedex! That’s what make them all the same and boring to read!*

That night, when all were sleeping in the trainer hotel, The Pokedex and
Squirtle were awake talking.
“Have you ever read ‘The Ethics of War and the History of Asian Studies’?” The
Pokedex asked Squirtle.
“Yeah! It was great! However, I prefer ‘The postwar Japanese economy and
cultural peace’. It is even better!”
“Oh, I’ve read that!” They went on talking about scientifical studies and such,
and Squirtle knew he had found a new friend.
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Chapter 3 The Lovely Gym Battle

“ THINK POKE CENTER GOING BE I NOW YEAH!” Stephen said. Goldeen agreed by
flopping up and down on Stephen’s shoulder. He went to the Pokemon Center, and
Squirtle followed closely behind. When they walked in, Squirtle saw a Chansey
rolling a Pokemon bleeding to death around on a tray frantically. It ran to
nurse joy and gave her a chart.
“Chansey, Chansey!” Chansey said quickly, pointing to the chart.
“Oh, no! Another injury from the Fatality Gym! Send it to the emergency room
right away!” Chansey ran, pushing the cart down the hallway. Nurse Joy turned to
Stephen and saw his Pokemon.
“I hope you’re not here for a gym battle! The Fatality Gym leader, Era. D.
Cator’s Pokemon our very dangerous!”
“OH YES I ARE!” Answered Stephen with a smile. With that he ran off to the gym.
He ran in and said,
“WHERE ARE MY BADGE?” A spotlight shone on the trainer box on the opposite side
of Stephen. A person sat under the light.
“Welcome, welcome. I’m sure you’ll enjoy our battle. My Pokemon will kill you
with their killer moves. Two on two Pokemon battle, no time limit. Prepare to
die!”
“BULBASAUR, GO!” Stephen said.
“If you send out Bulbasaur, I may have the joy of watching its bulb burn to
ashes with any fire Pokemon! Go level one Charmander, and Ember it so I may see
it BURN! BURN! BURRRRRN! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Charmander appeared in the
battle ring. Stephen picked up Goldeen and threw it at Charmander.
“I thought you were sending out Bulbasaur,” the gym leader cried.
“DID ME YES, WHAT TALKING ABOUT YOU?” Answered Stephen. The Charmander pushed
Goldeen off itself. A bug flew into Goldeen’s mouth, and it used water gun to
spit it out. The spit hit Charmander’s tail flame causing Charmander’s flame to
die.
“BUG THAT TAKE YOU!” Goldeen yelled.
“My Charmander may have been defeated, but Kingler shall Guillotine your
Pokemon to bits! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!” Era threw a Pokeball revealing
Kingler.
“OH WOWS, A KINGLER! WANT OF THOSE ONE DO I! BULBASAUR TACKLE!” Goldeen hopped
over to Kingler slowly. It stupidly hopped under Kingler’s claws.
“Guillotine, my dear!” Era yelled. Kingler slammed its pincer down onto
Goldeen, causing *DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, HAVE A LOW HEART
RATE, OR ARE AN OLD GEEZER WHO WILL GET A HEART
ATTACK!*blood to pour out everywhere. Goldeen had
fainted. A Chansey rushed in, and took Goldeen away on a cart.
“GOLDEEN I IS CHOOSE YOU!!” Stephen threw Squirtle onto Kingler, knocking
Kingler out.
“YAY I EARN MY FIRST BADGE! HUH?” Era wasn’t paying attention, because he had
been laughing ever since Goldeen was killed.
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*he was banned for taking up too much UBB
space with his long Bwahahas*” Because Era was banned, Stephen walked up to
Era’s trainer box and took a badge. Stephen ran out onto his path to the next
city, completely forgetting about Goldeen. I mean Bulbasaur.

Chapter 4 Goldeen

*You left Goldeen! Hello, you left Goldeen!* The Pokedex tried to tell Stephen.
“YOU MEAN TURN LEFT AT THAT THERE GOLDEEN STREET, POKEDEX?”
*No.*
“OKAY, SO TURN LEFT GOLDEEN STREET I DO?”
*Right.*
“I IS RIGHT?”
*No! I mean turn right!*
“BUT SAID YOU…”
*Never mind what I said, Goldeen is back in Carnage City!*
“NO IT ARE NOT! GOLDEEN STREET RIGHT HERE AT ROUTE 44! SMART ALECK POKEDEX!”
Stephen turned the Pokedex off. Later that night, they set up camp. While
everyone else was sleeping, Squirtle and the Pokedex agreed that they had to
stay together to keep Goldeen and Stephen out of trouble. Squirtle ran back to
Carnage City and got Goldeen, who had been healed and was sleeping.

The next morning, we see our hero, (Squirtle, I mean Goldeen the Squirtle,) get
up and yawn. He realizes he is not with his partners, and that he is in a cage
with a primitive lock. He unlocks it and sees Pidgey and Rattata in a cage. He
sees a Bulbasaur out the window, and Bulbasaur jumps off the helicopter for some
reason. Helicopter! Squirtle realizes that he is in a helicopter with Team
Rocket driving. To see what is down there, he jumps off too. Before hand he ties
a string to Pidgey and Rattata’s cage. He tumbles down to a trampoline. Quickly,
he throws out three Dittos into the helicopter, and tells them to transform into
Pidgey, Rattata, and a cage. Squirtle always had extra Dittos in his shell. He
calculated the angles and the square of the hypotenuse of the square root of 2x
and all that sort of thing, and he calculated that he would land on the
trampoline shortly after Bulbasaur who would be knocked out when he landed and
would get a sore bulb.

From the documents of Squirtle:

I have collected for you an excerpt from the script of Bulbasaur’s adventure.
We hope that this first-person narrative will help cajole you into the feelings
of annoyance of my secretary Bulbasaur. Here they are from Bulbasaur’s view
after he woke up from his unfortunate fall.

“RING RING RING! RING RING RING! PHONE CALL! PHONE CALL! RING RING RING! RING
RING RIN…….BAM! Stupid phone….” I woke up and saw the perturbed face of Nurse
Joy holding a large hammer next to the phone.
“*pant pant* Stupid *pant* phone… Oh! Bulbasaur is up!” She ran over to my
side, dropping the hammer on her toe. “OWWWWW! My, my how clumsy am I! Heh hee!
That rhymes!” I rolled my eyes. What could make this Nurse Joy worse?
“It’s a good thing I went to jump on my trampoline after you landed! Huh,
Bulbasaur!” She… had a trampoline!?! I wonder how many bones she’s broken on it?
“Well anyway if you have am….amneee….amneshhh…. what’s that thingy called when you don’t
remember? I forget.” She scratched her head.
“Bulba! Saur!” I answered, which meant, “Are you trying to be funny?”
“If you have what’s it called, and don’t remember, you landed safely on my
trampoline and only have a very sore bulb.”
“Saur! Bulb!” I answered.
“Ooooh! I didn’t know that you could talk too!” That was enough. I chose this
moment to use my vines to push her out the door and lock the door. I decided to
go to Team Rocket’s headquarters to find my friends, Pidgey and Rattata. I
razor leafed a window open and fell four stories onto Nurse Joy’s trampoline.

END EXCERPT

Squirtle hopped off of the trampoline, for he heard that he was in Clamsy city,
or Clumsy city as most people called it. He knew that the horrid Nurse Joy would
be there soon, so he hastily made his escape. Later, Squirtle arrived back at
camp where Stephen was still sleeping thanks to the Pokedex. The Pokedex told
Squirtle about how Team Rocket had captured Squirtle in the middle of the night,
and how he put Stephen to sleep knowing Squirtle could escape in a minimum of 2
hours. Squirtle then realized that Pidgey and Rattata had followed him and
gotten in Stephen’s Pokeballs. He could tell by the way they shined. He told
this to the Pokedex.
“Hey, that reminds me,” said Squirtle. “I got that Pokeball shining trick from
‘The study of Pokeballs: throughout the history of Pokeballs’. Ever read it?”
“Yeah, but it’s nothing compared to ‘How Pokeballs move and the ethical epic of
the modern constitutionalists of Japanese economy’!”
“I’ve read that! It reminds me of ‘Business Diagrams of the political and
economical review of the cultivator guild including the all new novel of ethics
and the division of alacrity’!”

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Chapter 5 The Next Morning

The next morning, Squirtle woke up. He could see that everyone else was
sleeping, including the Pokedex in sleep mode. He turned the Pokedex on.
*sleep mode off* Squirtle held the Pokedex up to Pidgey and Rattata’s
Pokeballs. Squirtle was astonished at their STATUS:

OT Squirtle
ID 35478

Squirtle decided to keep Pidgey and Rattata a secret from Stephen, so there
would be no misunderstanding. Squirtle told one of his Dittos to transform into
a primitive Pokedex. He kept this Pokedex with him just in case he got separated
from the real one. He heard Stephen groan and yawn, and he quickly pretended to
be asleep. He heard the zipping of a tent flap, then footsteps.
“AH WHAT IS IT NICE MORNING WILLN’T AGREE GOLDEEN?”
“YEAH!” Bulbasaur the Goldeen answered.
“WASN’T TALKING TO YOU NOPE! TALKING TO GOLDEEN ME WAS NOT BULBASAUR!” This was
Squirtle’s cue. He pretended to wake up and he answered,
“I certainly think it is a nice morning.”
“YOU SAY IT ARE NOT NICE MORNING AWW THAT AM TOO BAD GOLDEEN” The Pokedex had
an anime sweatdrop.
“LET WE GO GYM NEXT!” After many hours of walking, they arrived in Gory Cobalt
city. They went to the gym, staring at it in awe. On a sign hanging from it
read:

Sir Ooleon Gym
Built in honor of former Gym Leader Sir Ooleon.
Current Gym Leader: Sir Ooleon’s daughter, Aloof
The cold gym leader

There was a huge water symbol under the words.
“THEY IS MUST HAS BEEN BEING TRICK US BY HAVE THAT THERE WATER SYMBOL! THEY
MUST USING GROUND TYPE TO FOOL ELECTRIC USERS! WELL NOT WORK ME SMART! GROUND
TYPES AM WEAK TO LIGHTNING POKEMAN I KNOWS SO I GET AN LIGHTNING POKEMAN!” The
Pokedex had another sweatdrop. Stephen ran off into the woods to catch a
Pikachu. Squirtle knew that their were no Pikachu in the woods, so to make
Stephen happy he told one of his Dittos to transform into Pikachu and jump into
one of Stephen’s Pokeballs. It did.
“YAY I CAUGHT AN PIKACHU!” Stephen did the happy dance. “GO GYM ME NOW!” He
tried to run off to the gym, but he fell into a hole. He looked up and saw…

Chapter 6 Team Rocket

Prepare for badness!
And a little sadness!
Our motto tells how Cyndaquil shall take aim!
Then fire out a red hot flame!
He will burn your Pokemon causing much pain!
You will try to heal it, but you will be in vein!
Jacqueline!
Jack!
Team Rocket hurt Pokemon and steal them too!
We don’t care if you prosecute or sue!
Cyndaquil!

Squirtle blasted water at Cyndaquil to dispose of the threat.
“OH WOWS! YOU AM MUST BEING FABLED BEAM SOCKET!” Stephen said, then he promptly
fell asleep in the hole he had fallen into. Suddenly, a girl holding a male
Nidoran ran up.
“You return my female Nidoran right now!” she said to Jack of Team Rocket. Squirtle water gunned Jack
to the ground, revealing four Pokeballs. Squirtle knew that Ditto, Pidgey,
Rattata and Nidoran were inside them. He picked up the one with Nidoran inside
and returned it to the girl.
“Oh, thank you! Now I have both my Nidorans!” She said.
“Squirtle!” Squirtle said. Squirtle pulled out a Ditto cell phone and dialed
911. Officer Jenny came and arrested Team Rocket. Stephen was still asleep in
the hole. Squirtle sighed.
“PSY-AYE-AYE!” Psyduck said. Abruptly, Misty appeared and said,
“Psyduck we don’t need any headaches right now, and this story isn’t supposed
to have us in it! Now get back in your Pokeball because that wasn’t even the
least bit funny! If you do that again, you can bet your ducks that you will sigh
your last psy!” Both disappeared, leaving a cloud of smoke behind. Squirtle, unfazed,
transformed one of his numerous Dittos into an Abra, and teleported himself, his items, and Stephen to the local Pokemon
Center. They ended their day there, Stephen still sleeping.
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Chapter 7 The Gym “Battle”
Stephen felt a kick in his side. Nurse Joy was trying to get him out of the
way. He was lying in a hallway blocking her way. Goldeen was sleeping above him
on a chandelier.
“OH HELLOS NURSE OF JOY!” Stephen woke up and said.
“GET OUT OF MY WAY! I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU OUT OF THE WAY FOR FIVE HOURS
NOW!” Nurse Joy’s face started on fire because she was so angry. She used
Flamethrower on Stephen, which caused him to move. Squirtle woke up in another
room and walked over to the hallway to see what the noise was about. He saw
Stephen running around on fire, and a Nurse Joy walking calmly down the hallway.
Squirtle did not have to guess what had happened.
“OH WOWS! I REALLY ON FIRE! ARE NOT THIS FUN BULBASAUR?” Goldeen hopped down
from the chandelier it had been sleeping on, and started flopping around on
fire. It was on fire because it had previously been on a very hot chandelier.
“SURE FUN IT AM!” Goldeen agreed. Squirtle had a sweatdrop, and so did the
Pokedex that had hopped out of Stephen’s pocket before it could catch on fire.
Squirtle finally Hydro Pumped them both, and Stephen was extremely mad.
“BAD GOLDEEN! RUIN FUN IT AM DOING! RETURN!” Squirtle switched Stephen’s
Pokedex with his Ditto one for company quickly, and placed a hidden camera on
Stephen. Inside his Pokeball, he used Dittos to turn it into a cozy hut like his
home. He got a Ditto television out, and watched through the hidden camera while
he talked with the Pokedex. Stephen walked towards the gym doors of the Sir
Ooleon gym. He began to push very hard on the doors that read: PULL. When the
door didn’t budge he assumed it was stuck.
“BULBASAUR USE A AY-TACK TO OPEN STUCK DOOR! ROTTER PUN!” Goldeen water gunned
the doors, but they didn’t budge. Squirtle sighed. Psyduck appeared.
“Psy-AYE-AYEEE!” I will not say if Psyduck sighed his last psy or not, but
what happened to Psyduck and his lame sighing joke does not matter. Squirtle
sighed, popped out of his Pokeball, and opened the door.
“OH WOWS! THANKEE STRONG SQUIRT-AL!” They walked in, and saw a sign that read:
Gym leader to left
Restaurant ahead
Staff Only to right
“I THUNK I IS GOING LEFT! RIGHT?”
*Right,* answered the Pokedex that had gotten out of the Pokeball with
Squirtle.
“OH! I IS GOING RIGHT?”
*No! Left!*
“THERE AM NOT NO GYM LEADER BADGES NO LEFT? THAT TOO BAD OH WELL I GO BATTLE
ANYWAY!” The Pokedex groaned as Stephen walked into the staff only doors.
Squirtle ran the right way. I mean the left way that was right. Oh whatever.
Stephen ran into the gym leader doors, and he saw a cement field with some rocks
ahead. A light shone upon Aloof on the opposite side of the ring. Squirtle knew
what he had to do.
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Inside the Staff only storage room, Stephen found a box that had the words ‘gym
badges’ on it. He spent the next few hours trying to open it, because it only
opened with a key. Squirtle spent the next few hours battling.
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“So, you wish to challenge me the great gym leader Aloof?” The female gym
leader asked. Squirtle had on a Stephen suit and a poke-language translator both
thanks to Dittos.
“Yes,” he answered.
“I am the distant, remote, and cold gym leader. My ice Pokemon along with
others shall freeze your Pokemon solid! Four Pokemon, no time limit. Shall we
begin?”
“Yes.”
“Cloyster, I choose you!”
“Cloy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oyster!” A Cloyster appeared in the arena.
“Pidgey, go!” Squirtle said. Pidgey had been training with Squirtle, and was
now a very high level. Squirtle kept it from evolving though, to fool battlers.
“Cloyster, Tackle it!”
“Pidgey, Fly to the wall and dodge it!” Pidgey shot up into the air, up
against the cement wall. Cloyster jumped up towards it, but Pidgey flew out of
the way at the last minute. Cloyster hit the wall, and fell down onto the ground
taking damage.
“Cloyster, try an ice beam!” Aloof sounded worried as she ordered the attack.
“Pidgey do our ice roof combo!” Pidgey flew up to the roof, and Cloyster shot
an ice beam at it. Pidgey flew out of the way, and the ice beam created a hole
in the ceiling. Pidgey flew up through it, and the rest of the ice beam covered
the hole with ice.
“Wing attacks!”
“Hydro Pump!” For some reason, Pidgey’s wing attacks could go through the
strong ice. All attacks that Cloyster used though, bounced off of the ice. After
one final wing attack, Cloyster’s shell broke.
“Now, Pidgey!” Pidgey flew very high, then zoomed down through the strong ice,
breaking the ice with its strong beak. The helpless Cloyster stared at Pidgey as
it zoomed like a missile down to the Cloyster’s soft innards. Pidgey’s beak hit
home, and Cloyster was knocked out.
“You are good, but not good enough for my Jynx! Go!” Jynx appeared in the
cement arena.
“Pidgey, come back! Rattata, go!” This Rattata had been training with Squirtle
also, and it was at a very high level.
“Focus Energy, Rattata!” Aloof laughed at the Rattata using Focus Energy.
“Jynx, just use Physic! It may not be very effective, but I’m sure we have
level advantage!” The quick Rattata finished Focus Energy and used Hyper Fang on
Jynx before she could use Psychic. Jynx flinched.
“Super fang!” Rattata used Super Fang on Jynx, causing it to flinch again.
“Hyper Beam!” Rattata shot a 150-point hyper beam at poor Jynx.
“Quick Attack when you finish recharging!”
“Jynx, blizzard, hurry!” Jynx stood up, and ice particles filled the air. The
ice flew at Rattata, and he took damage. It used quick attack though, knocking
Jynx out.
“Ditto, go!” Squirtle said after he returned the Rattata.
“Delibird, go and use your present!”
“Deli deli, bird!” Delibird handed a present to ditto.
“Ditto, ditto!” Ditto smiled as he gratefully took the present.
“Transform into the present!” Squirtle ordered. Ditto morphed into the present
and they both exploded. Ditto transformed back into its original form.
“Ice Beam!” Ordered Aloof.
“Ditto, dodge it!” Ditto quickly moved out of the way, and the ice beam hit a
rock. The rock turned to ice.
“Transform into the ice!” Ditto did, and slid under Delibird’s feet. Delibird
slipped on the ice and fell down. It looked around for Ditto, and couldn’t find
it. It was confused so it fired Hyper Beams everywhere then knocked itself out
when most of the hyper beams hit itself. One hit Ditto, and Ditto fainted. It
was a double knockout.

Chapter 7.5 Bulbasaur’s adventure

“Blastoise, go!”
“Bulbasaur go!” The Bulbasaur that had been found by Nurse Joy had joined with
Squirtle, and they had done much training together. Bulbasaur was a high enough
level to evolve, but the animators wouldn’t let it evolve because they thought
that its evolved versions were to ugly to keep in the show.
“Blastoise, use Rain Dance!"
“Bulbasaur erase it with your sunny day!” It started raining, and Bulbasaur’s
bulb absorbed the rain like any normal plant would. The rain stopped, and the
sun shined brightly.
“Solar Beam!” Bulbasaur mercilessly used Solar Beam three times in a row,
knocking Gyrados out.
“Congratulations, you have won the cold badge!” Squirtle rejoiced. Aloof tossed
the badge to him, and he caught it. The ground began to rumble, for it had been
a few hours. Aloof’s father came up from the ground. Stephen had failed in
opening the box, but he hadbrought Sir Ooleon back to life. Aloof wanted
to become a stronger trainer, so she went traveling with Stephen, and gave the
gym back to her father. Stephen did not understand why a girl was following him,
or why he had a badge, so Squirtle use a MTM(Memory transfer Machine) to erase
his memory of brining Sir Ooleon back to life, and made him think he won the
badge. Squirtle, Aloof, Goldeen, the Pokedex, and Stephen continued their
journey to become Pokemon Masters (Whatever a Pokemon Master is).
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Chapter 8 Ecscape from Carnage City Jail

Prepare for badness!
And a little sadness!
To eject all Pokemon with pain and torture!
With our Cyndaquil here, we have a great scorcher!
To promote this team of lies and hate!
Either torture or death will be your fate!
Jacqueline!
Jack!
Team Rocket hurt Pokemon and steal them too!
We don’t care if you prosecute or sue!
Cyndaquil!

Jack sighed.
“PSY-AYE-AYE-AYE!” ‘The police have taken my Cyndaquil away, and now I have to
be one!’ he thought. ‘It’s just not fair!’ He ran around on all fours saying,
“Cynda, cynda, cynda!”
“Cyndaquil, use your Fire Blast to break this jail wall!”
“Cynda?” Jack said. ‘I can’t use fire blast,’ he thought. ‘that’s impossible!’
“Cyndaquil, I…SAID…. USE…..FIRE BLAST!!!!!” Jacqueline got extremely angry.
Jack ran around crazily spewing fire everywhere. The wall broke, and they ran
off. Jacqueline knew Jack had to be a Cyndaquil if they wanted any work done.
She returned Jack to a Pokeball. She met up with their ecscaped Cyndaquil later,
but she kept James in a Pokeball. She was walking along to their headquarters
when a Pidgey appeared.
“Get that horrid villain!” Squirtle said, who was training his Pidgey. Pidgey
misunderstood, and he threw a Pokeball at Jacqueline. She was captured. Now,
Stephen owned a Squirtle that owned a Pidgey that owned Jacqueline that owned
James that owned Cyndaquil. Squirtle returned Pidgey and hid up in a tree to see
what Aloof and Stephen were doing back at camp.
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“So can I see your Bulbasaur?” asked Aloof, remembering Bulbasaur’s great Solar
Beam attack.
“SURE YOU AM!” Stephen picked up Bulbasaur the Goldeen.
“But that’s a Goldeen!” Aloof was confused.
“ME KNOW! BUT IT AM BULBASAUR!”
"Huh?”
“HUH AM AN DUNSPARCE! HERE IT AM!” Stephen let out his newest Pokemon: Huh the
level one Dunsparce. Aloof had a sweatdrop. Before while Stephen was catching
the Dunsparce with a Master Ball, Squirtle was catching an Abra. Squirtle told
Abra to telepath all information of who Stephen really was to Aloof. Aloof
understood why Stephen was acting so stupid.
“WATCH DUNSPARCE AY-TACKS!”
“Um….Okay.”
“DUNSPARCE USE ALL YOU AY-TACKS!” The Dunsparce tried to flop around to no
avail, for it had no arms or legs.
“THAT AM SPLASH!” Dunsparce did nothing.
“THAT ARE FORESIGHT! IT IS HIT IN FIVE CHAPTERS!”
‘If you are still alive in five chapters,’ thought Squirtle from the tree.
“LET GET GONE ON POKEMON ADVENTURE YES?”
“POKEMON ADVENTURE!” Bulbasaur the Goldeen answered. Later that night, when all
were asleep, Jack popped out of his Pokeball holding Cyndaquil. He found himself
in a Pokeball with a sleeping Jacqueline. He popped out again, and found himself
in a Pokeball with a Pidgey. He popped out again, and found himself in a nice
hut that was a Pokeball with a sleeping Squirtle. He popped out one final time,
and he ran away. Jacqueline followed close behind secretly.
“Bwahahaha!” James said to no one. “I have Cyndaquil and Rattata! Even though
the boss took my Pidgey they’re enough to go steal more Pokemon to sell, and I
will be rich! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!” He yelled. Jacqueline caught up with him.
“You nitwit, you forgot me! WE will rule the world!”
“Darn, you found me,” Jack said. “Anyway, that Goldeen Stephen has is very rare
and smart. We must steal it.”
“Yes, we must. Bwahahahahaha!” Jacqueline agreed.