This is hau Ai think Inglish shud bii writn.
This is how I think English should be written.
It häs oolweis biin in mai thooghts eva sins ai bigan stading Inglish ät thi eits ohv nain.
It has always been in my thoughts ever since I began studying English at the age of nine.
Nau Ai fainali think Ai häv divilpt ei wei tu wrait Inglish laik Ai häv oolweis wantiid.
Now I finally think I have developed a way to write English like I have always wanted.
Du yu phiipol eva häv aidios laik this wen it cams to wraitin Inglish?
Do you people ever have idead like this when it comes to writing English?
Wat du yu think ohv thi wei Aim reprisenting tu yuu rait nau?
What do you think of the way I'm representing to you right now?
Niids wook, hah?
Needs work, huh?