Shit, how did I miss he was asleep!? Buggery balls.

Marceau, hit Charmander with a Confuse Ray then quickly get in his face with Brick Break, lastly finish by hitting Squirtle with another Thunder Bolt

Faraday, aim a Thunder Bolt at Squirtle, then blast it with a Thunder Wave. Lastly, hit Charmander with Sacred Sword.

Subs: If anyone tries to Thief the sword from you, hit them with a point-blank Thunder

By the way, if it changes every other round, then as i'm always attacking first, I'm at a disadvantage for being able to get the item first time, as DCM can always set his moves up around mine to his advantage. Just so you're aware.