I have jalapeņos! I found them yesterday, for the first time in my life, after hearing about them on the Internet for years. I got them in Chinatown! Those people have just about everthing!
I ate the tip of one to see what it tasted like. It was not bad. Not nearly as hot as I had imagined, but sort of tasty.
This was originally in Mt. Moon because I found it too irrelevant for Misc, but an actual pepper-related discussion began, so it's here now.